Open Post: Hosted By Becks’ Bruised And Battered Butt Cheek

July 10, 2011 / Posted by:

Today, Becks is handing out pink cigars (not a euphemism) and yesterday he served up his nalga Tommy Girl-style (bruised, battered, busted and ready for more!) at his soccer game. Coming from someone whose ass looks like a mound of yeast-less pizza dough that has been ran over by a semi-truck after sitting in the sun for 5 days, NO COMMENT! But I still would.

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