Would You Hit It?

Sean Penn has the hair of a low-ranking mobster turned car salesman whose fingers always smell like cigars and tuna fish water, the face of a scorched Proboscis monkey, the sanity of a bat's colostomy bag and the temper of your average MTA bus rider, but would you stop sitting with me at the back table if I said that his body makes me say that I would? I was about to say that I wish I was a rescue boat that needed plugging, but that's going too far and it's only Tuesday in Monday's clothing. So I'll eat the rest of my thoughts about this topic while your brain eats the image of the sentence before this one. On that note....

Here's more of 50-year-old Sean Penn with his new piece-of-the-moment Stacey Koplin in Malibu yesterday.

Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Sean Penn • Would You Hit It?

Submitted by howdareyou on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 10:16pm.

Would not. I watched "Fair Game" recently, and I could barely keep from turning it off. Actually, he was perfect for that part -- the character just couldn't shut his fucking mouth, no matter what it was doing to Naomi Watts.

Submitted by Gweb on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 10:13pm.

I hit the assistant chick from the back.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 9:47pm.

As long as he dint hector me about Haiti and Chavez.

Submitted by cprincess on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 9:43pm.

I bet he's a great fuck…Id hit it upside down,sideways and backwards….

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

Submitted by BitchHouse on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 9:04pm.

Sure, i'd hit if there's nothing else going on.

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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 6:35pm.

Even Leland the singing critic Sean Penn is butt ugly and a pompous ass Tree of Life shit:

http://youtu.be/lXTQ63S_gV8

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Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 6:27pm.

No way!

Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 6:03pm.

She looks just like Buttercup.
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 4:41pm.

"...but would you stop sitting with me at the back table if I said that his body makes me say that I would?"

No, not even that would keep me away.
However, I would try to smack some sense into you. :)

Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 4:33pm.

absolutely. With a spiked two by four - over and over and over again!

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 4:32pm.

Looks like she bought her swimsuit in iran... Well, janice should be wearing one of those anyway.

Submitted by hotpocket on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 2:22pm.

Eh, he'd be good for a roll if I wasn't already completely done with misogynist narcissist pricks. I've filled my quota already for this lifetime. But then again, afterwards I could say thanks for the lay gramps, now go clean yourself up and stroll away with an evil grin on my face.

Submitted by Wonder Woman on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 1:21pm.

who is this Stacey Koplin??? i cant find nothing on her??

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Submitted by BabyJane on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 1:17pm.

Is that a tummy tuck scar?

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Submitted by thegoodlife on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 1:14pm.

Ugh I know I'll be tortured for saying this, but Sean looks hot in an odd way. Yeah he's a douche, which makes him more appealing.

His new side piece looks like Jim Carrey's daughter btw.

Submitted by kat on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:53pm.

She looks just like the topless chic in the post below with Connor Cruise! Hhhmmmm

Submitted by not shocked on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:32pm.

she's kinda big boned and chunky for Sean. She reminds me of those borderline sportsdykes I went to high school with.

Submitted by buttcookie on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:24pm.

he's def. got some guns

Submitted by Datura on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:12pm.

I'm sure someone's already made this joke, but this SP's new girlfriend looks like the chick who flashed her goods at Connor Cruise.

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Submitted by justincase on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:51am.

*Is she the one who is good in bed?*

Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:38am.

Just hold on a gottdam minute - you say this MALIBU and not HAITI? This is impossible. I've seen pics of Sean every place on Earth the last year EXCEPT Haiti. This can't be possible!

Like I always said - his Haiti BS is a joke. Just like Sean's Katrina campaign was. He's only there if a camera shows up. When the camera leaves, so does he.

Fuck him.
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Submitted by sybil on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:33am.

Submitted by Mrs. Doubtfire on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:19pm.
I could not hit it with a goat
I would not hit in in a boat
I could not hit it here or there
I could not hit it anywhere.

I do not like Commies, I must say
I do not like them, Michael K.

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This is genius!!! Hey Mrs.Doubtfire, thanks for making me smile after the "OJ" verdict today!

Submitted by TheBrazilliant on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:30am.

yes I would, I feel in my no-no that he can fuck hard for hours.

Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:29am.

Ya know, his new piece sort of resembles Casey Anthony a bit...

...or maybe this is just because I'm seeing her EVERYWHERE?

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:20am.

He's starting to look a bit like Mel Gibson.

Submitted by Fawn Knutsen on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:15am.

I would hit it HARD.

Submitted by ben_dover on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:15am.

idk why but when it comes to sean penn id totally bang him idc if he was a homeless id just wash em good i know...im sick right?

*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:05am.

Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:31pm.

Casey Anthony is not guilty which does not surprise me at all. If there is reasonable doubt a jury CANNOT convict no matter how hard they believe "in their hearts" that she did it. It's a matter of law.
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i'm tellin' ya... gotta be fuckin' kidding me!... make way for Baez to get a reality show!!

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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:01am.

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 10:54am.

Yep, like Visine. It's an old bartender trick they play on non-tippers.

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 10:51am.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:11pm.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:05pm.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:01pm.

FREE CASEY!!
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heeheehee!... it's all about rooting for the underdog for you, right?!

I wouldn't say underdog. Innocent until proven childkilling bitchwhore thank you!
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i'm not sure if your limey booty is accustumed to the way things go here, ELB... we hang, and then ask questions later!.. to quote the magnificent "Monty Python":... "Tis a fair court".. HA!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by Naughychimp on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 10:52am.

*sigh* Since I did a double post, I'll take this opportunity to mention that both Justin Timberlake & Hugh Jackman worked out at my gym yesterday. But not together.... that would have been hot (and hotter, still, if they'd showered together afterwards).

Submitted by Naughychimp on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 10:50am.

I'd hit it but only with a cricket bat. And she looks a bit like Robin Wright - I thought it was his daughter, at first.

Submitted by Kerfuffles on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 10:50am.

Whatever happened to ScarJo? Don't get me wrong, the new girl's an upgrade and certainly still too good for Penn.

Submitted by guest on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 10:49am.

Oh..everyone is on this thread!

LOL @ El B.

5 minutes til verdict...

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by Mrs. Doubtfire on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 10:49am.

I could not hit it with a goat
I would not hit in in a boat
I could not hit it here or there
I could not hit it anywhere.

I do not like Commies, I must say
I do not like them, Michael K.

Oh dear, I must look like a yeti!
My lovely meringue facial mask is melting like a snow-cone in Phoenix.

This is what I get for trying to blog whilst doing my beauty treatments.

Oh my. My tea kettle is whistling.

That's my curtain call.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 10:46am.

Stoner..Really, what like Visine type of eye drops?

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 10:43am.

Submitted by Athina on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:11pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:03pm.
she must have a great personality...
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Or maybe unlike ScarJo, she might have more than 2 brain cells to rub together.
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LOL, good point... it wouldn't take more than a couple to outshine that one, I would think.
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Submitted by Morbidosity on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 10:42am.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:05pm.

Submitted by Morbidosity on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:03pm.

@El Bastardo - fyi - Ive got a bone (NOT BONER) to pick with you mister. You told everybody I had a big butt...and that was to be OUR SECRET!! :) :p

DAMN! LOL Forgot about that :) Sorry :(

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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 10:42am.

Whamo, eyedrops in your drink give you the major squirts, so if I locked him outside he would have to go somewhere. The sidewalk, the bushes, it's all the same as long as humiliation is involved.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 10:41am.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:05pm.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:01pm.

FREE CASEY!!
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heeheehee!... it's all about rooting for the underdog for you, right?!

I wouldn't say underdog. Innocent until proven childkilling bitchwhore thank you!

Submitted by Athina on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 10:41am.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:03pm.
she must have a great personality...
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Or maybe unlike ScarJo, she might have more than 2 brain cells to rub together.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 10:39am.

Submitted by Morbidosity on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:03pm.
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I like big butts and I can not lie....

Submitted by Bunnyman on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 10:37am.

Not even with an industrial-strength, Dlisted-slut-grade Corinthian leather vagina with metal studs on the inside.

Submitted by Chris Knight on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 10:36am.

Definitely I would. Say what u want but he's a great actor.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 10:35am.

I know if I hit it we would get crazy and do some coke, right?!

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 10:35am.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:01pm.

FREE CASEY!!
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heeheehee!... it's all about rooting for the underdog for you, right?!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 10:35am.

Submitted by Morbidosity on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:03pm.

@El Bastardo - fyi - Ive got a bone (NOT BONER) to pick with you mister. You told everybody I had a big butt...and that was to be OUR SECRET!! :) :p

DAMN! LOL Forgot about that :) Sorry :(