Looking Good, Gerry, Looking Good
If you just so happened to be in Malibu over the weekend and wondered why hundreds of schools of fishes were swimming around the shore, it wasn't because Parasite Hilton went skinny dipping and the sea life thought that a new all-you-can eat buffet had opened up. Nope. It was because Gerard Butler went swimming in the ocean and the sea life KNEW an all-you-can buffet had opened up. You really haven't seen shit until you've seen thousands of fish swim up through Gerry Butler's trunks to nibble on the greasy smegma his dirty dick serves up! It's kind of like when you go to Red Lobster and the servers put down that basket of bottomless cheese biscuits (Off-Topic: Bottomless Cheese Biscuits is my nickname in certain circles). It's like that. Grossness aside....
Here's the man slut extraordinaire and human grease slick Gerry Butler hanging around Malibu this past weekend in a Panama Hat (or a Havana Hat, or whatever that is on his head). My mom and auntie are in town so I've been forced to step outside my hermit whore hole (Off-Topic: Hermit Whore Hole is my nickname in certain circles) and I've noticed that every single bitch on the street is wearing a Panama Hat now. EVERYBODY! Babies, douchebags, hookers, lezzies, gays, memaws, pepaws, squirrels, roaches, etc.. etc.. They are all wearing them! The Panama Hat is the Trucker Hat of 2011 and I can't take everybody trying to look like a Cuban drug kingpin. How are you supposed to know which Cuban drug kingpin sells the bad shit if everybody looks like a Cuban drug kingpin? It's confusing!
Let's fast forward pass this trend and get to the point in history where everybody wears metal Boy London caps again.
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This actually answered my drawback, thanks!
Pregnancy Miracle saprophile Make me a millionaire blueprint Exoticism
Isn't this hat just another version of the friggin' annoying and overplayed fedora, which is on every single attention whoring celeb's head and all the heads of their fans? I am sick to death of the fucking fedora. It rarely looks good on chicks yet so many walk around wearing one that is a size too small and perches precariously on the side of their stupid heads. Never before has a hat style so thoroughly aggravated me.
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
For those who forgot Gerry's appeal here's a phrase for ya "THIS IS SPARTA"!!!!!!!!!!!!
Panama hat = summer MK! Don't you know that? I have one and bought it in chinatown for 8 bucks.
It's a great hat becasue it takes on the peraonlity of the person wearing it. If your're a douch it will look douchy, if you have pimp like tendancies, it will look pimp, chaneling MJ in Smoothe\ Criminal video? you'll look like a 40'a gangster. You're a hipster, it will come across like that, etc....
My husband is Cuban and he wears a hat like that sometimes….that explains why he gets hit up for an 8ball all the time...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I'd hit it til he was as dry as the Sahara.
I would not hit it wrapped in a giant condom.
I'd pay good money to see him eat out Princess Zefron, tho. No reason.
Oh, yes I would!!!
Swimming in the Malibu Ocean? Hopefully he doesn't catch a million parasites!
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 5:32pm.
Once, I thought this guy was hot. I now deeply regret the error of my ways.
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I said the same (after I figured out that he really was not that picky...he is a true slut), then I watched 300 (again and again)with those painted on abs...all those dirty lookin' painted abs. Damn. I am not ashamed.
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Hell, everything would be better with stick ponies-MK
Oh gawd, I can't believe I loved this guy. He's looking way older than 42 (or however old he is). Yuck. What a bummer.
Still looks syphilitic.
The Moody Blues Go Now
The most amazing Panama Hat..turns Gerry into Patrick Dempsey!
Once, I thought this guy was hot. I now deeply regret the error of my ways.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Bottemless cheese biscuits...LMAO!!!!!!
That hat makes him look like a noob drug lord.
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Can't feel the hot, sorry. Chubby face with a two digit IQ look about it. And as for south of the neck I've seen much better too. You can keep him :)
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Auri sacra fames
He'd be a shame fuck. A super secret shame fuck, that not even by besties would know about. Hell yeah he's fighting the fattie gene. Poor bastard will blow up like Brando when his Hollywood time dries up.
MK, please keep making my day.
I'm sorry, but I'd still hit it!
He looks dirty and mean and a little rough in the sack.
Yeah, I like that. I'm not ashamed! Okay, well... a little *s*
But Gerry is like a girl in the weight loss area. He gets fat, then works himself to death, loses weight, does a movie then gets fat again.
That's why his body looks so strange sometimes. He is taking rough shortcuts to get his body in shape. But I'd let him fuck me stupid.
Well, stupid-er... *LOL*
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
GROSS.
Hollywood needs to quit pushing this joker on us as a sexy man.
The lack of belly button in the last thumbs is creeping me out. He is human right?
Meh, I'd still hit weird, sometimes belly-buttonless Gerry. I know, I have no shame...
You wish, hot shot!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 1:04pm.
STILL the Gerry post? SLACKERS!
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LOL - suck. it.
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Anyone can get screwed, its not rocket science.
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.
After "300," this dude fell HARD!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
@caprica six- PIEGOODS!!! ROTFL
STILL the Gerry post? SLACKERS!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
He has small, stubby Brett Favre hands. It's creeping me out. And I love both Brett and Gerry. *taste in men fail*
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"Drink your juice, Shelby" M'Lynn Steel Magnolias
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:53pm.
But he is having beers and orange slices with a plump little friend in the 6th thumbnail, so I may have to revise my data (this is why they make me sit at the DL nerd table).
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omg LMAOOo! We don't mean to make this a numbers game, but damnit, Geraldo SHAVE THAT SHIT OFF SO WE CAN ADJUST AVERAGES IN THE UPPER ZONE!
And he expects to get piegoods anywhere he goes. No. Not with that neck bidnez.
Submitted by applehead on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:36pm.
I don't get his appeal
There's nothing TO get, no big.
i want to be attracted to him, but half the time he looks like he has bitter beer face, and that is not hot!
Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:31pm.
Louise,
I agree. He's 21% hot here. If he got rid of that fking hat and nair'd that shit on his neck then he's scale up to about 82% hotness. Though, in 300 and Phantom he was around 96% hotness.
LOLOLOLOL He's got hot potential, but, JMO, his past skeeziness keeps him from rising above 80% hot at any given time for me. But he is having beers and orange slices with a plump little friend in the 6th thumbnail, so I may have to revise my data (this is why they make me sit at the DL nerd table).
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:27pm.
DISGUSTING!!!SCOTLAND DISNAH WANT YE! (eh Sam!?!?)
LMAO at Sucky:
omgggg MK QUIT HOGGING THE DLISTS there are GUEST BLOGGERS!!! Don't you have an aunt to show STONEWALL or some other such gay thing MIGUELINA HMM??
"(Off-Topic: Bottomless Cheese Biscuits is my nickname in certain circles)." ok this is really delicious.
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ROTFL (edited) Sucky
Yeah! MK! There are guest bloggers! RACISM, DISCRIMINATION, WORKAHOLISM!
gerry looked almost fuckable...and clean, in that suit a couple of weeks...what's happening here? that neck fur is gross...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
Jesus with that hat and nasty facial hair I thought it was Billy Ray Cyrus.
Edited to add - I should probably read the titles before jumping to conclusions.
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Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
I don't get his appeal
i can't lie,i like him but the mouth area bothers me a little
there's a a gay at my gym who sort of looks like Gerry here (same bloated face with a bit of muscle) and he knows it...the bitch actually has it in his Manhunt profile: I look Like Gerard Butler. Girlfriend, please... LOL
That could have gotten him something back in the days of "300." But now? Dream on girl...is like saying I look Like fat Brando. Not hot.
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"A hole's a hole as long as there's a little heat in there." - suckandfuck
"The dudes look plucked and pampered while the chicks look fucked and tampered. I love it." - MK
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Snideychick sez:
I'd hit it only after an industrial-strength scrubbing of disinfectant, a body condom (for him) and LOTS of gin (for me).
Louise,
I agree. He's 21% hot here. If he got rid of that fking hat and nair'd that shit on his neck then he's scale up to about 82% hotness. Though, in 300 and Phantom he was around 96% hotness.
In Jacks words.
Would NOT fuck.
ugh! Have some CLASS! Smegma and dick?
Okay I loved it.
DISGUSTING!!!SCOTLAND DISNAH WANT YE! (eh Sam!?!?)
LMAO at Sucky:
omgggg MK QUIT HOGGING THE DLISTS there are GUEST BLOGGERS!!! Don't you have an aunt to show STONEWALL or some other such gay thing MIGUELINA HMM??
"(Off-Topic: Bottomless Cheese Biscuits is my nickname in certain circles)." ok this is really delicious.
mmmmm those Cheddar Biscuits are the only reason I will sometimes go into Red Lobster with Mowgli
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
I think he's kinda the ghetto Russell Crowe. but I'd hit it hard.
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:14pm.
He looks sorta hot in that medieval Extra kinda way. Add him to one of those life-shows complete with Joust, ripping your piece of meat apart with your fingers due to lack of silverware and i might, just MIGHT, give him a handjob with my greesy fingers...
LMAO That's the problem with those kinds of places- those guys look sort of hot dressed up like a knight or a pirate or viking or whatever the hell they are supposed to be. Then you try to take them to the beach and they look like this^^. 79% not hot.
Submitted by MickeyHolland: LOL. You obviously know us well.
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On the flip side, you guys make wonderful cheese.
He looks sorta hot in that medieval Extra kinda way. Add him to one of those life-shows complete with Joust, ripping your piece of meat apart with your fingers due to lack of silverware and i might, just MIGHT, give him a handjob with my greesy fingers...
"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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LEAVE JACK ALLLLLLLLOOOOOONNNNNNE
OT: Nothankyouverymuch
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
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Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 11:40am.
Buthisface!
Goddammit I was just scrolling down to the comment box to say the same thing. Paper bag & extra strength condoms required before this muff goes anywhere near ol' McGezz.
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