Jennifer Aniston Got A Tattoo
No, the tattoo isn't the coordinates for the Beanie Baby factory. It also isn't a reproduction of this tattoo with a giant red X over it. Jennifer Aniston's rep tells People that her first tattoo is the name of her true soulmate: her dog Norman (R.I.P.). Is it weird that she got her dead dog's name tattooed on her body? I don't think so. Is it weird that she got her dead dog's name tattooed on her foot? Maybe. But every time a drop of Jennifer Aniston's homemade lonely spinster stew (brownie batter, melted ice cream, tears and spiced rum) fell on her foot, Norman always licked it up, so getting his name tattooed on her hoof makes sense.
It goes without saying but now that Aniston's gotten her first tattoo and has earned a place in the Homewrecking Hall of Fame, Brangeloonies will start screaming about how she's Hedy Carlson-ing YOU KNOW WHO. Loonies, please. Hos wreck homes and get tattooed every single day. However, if Aniston gets a pair of plastic toy lips shoved into her mouth and adopts a Cambodian Cabbage Patch Doll, then we'll have to stage an intervention.
There is nothing hotter then a sexy shoe.
What the Fxxxx were you thinking. You should have gotton that on your butt and not your foot.
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{(º,_,º)} Crystal
Submitted by feminine on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 2:59am.
Die, you spamdick turd!!
becky n sydney on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 9:17pm.
Hahaha! Sounds like you've enjoyed a perfect day!
Counting down till hubs returns?
Once I got my allergies under control today it really was nice. :) My hub called this morning and let me know he might get his flight home delayed tomorrow because of bad weather warnings in Chicago. I'm hoping they *DO* delay or cancel flights if the weather is that bad because otherwise I will be worrying like crazy.
OT I always wanted to get a tatt on my arse for my 30th birthday but by then my bum just wasn't up for the challenge.
Don't even ask what shape it was in for my 40th. :(
Let's have a moment of silence for our over 40 asses.
My once perky bubble-butt has definitely deflated some helium outta there and ain't no way I'd tat something that can sag or shrivel eventually. lol
*sigh*
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I may in fact NEVER be funny. I am not paid to be funny and being funny isn't a requirement to post on dlisted. Get the FUCK OVER IT, you UNfunny fuckers.
Submitted by Schlong on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 9:14pm.
jack-n-the-hat on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 9:06pm.
On topic... as someone who has multiple tattoos I can tell you the place she got her tattoo is fuckin sensitive as SHIT! shitload of nerves or whatever makes for no bueno.
Women have a higher pain tolerance than men....
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True facts.
and if men could have babies, there would be none. <-- more facts
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Anyone can get screwed, its not rocket science.
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.
Submitted by Schlong on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 9:09pm.
My husband's tiny meat tat would have to be written in morse code.
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Hahaha! Sounds like you've enjoyed a perfect day!
Counting down till hubs returns?
OT I always wanted to get a tatt on my arse for my 30th birthday but by then my bum just wasn't up for the challenge.
Don't even ask what shape it was in for my 40th. :(
jack-n-the-hat on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 9:06pm.
On topic... as someone who has multiple tattoos I can tell you the place she got her tattoo is fuckin sensitive as SHIT! shitload of nerves or whatever makes for no bueno.
Women have a higher pain tolerance than men (which is why we can push babies out of our yes-yes holes normally reserved for only the peen-flesh or small fists).
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I may in fact NEVER be funny. I am not paid to be funny and being funny isn't a requirement to post on dlisted. Get the FUCK OVER IT, you UNfunny fuckers.
becky n sydney on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 8:56pm.
Hello my darling! How are you today?
Doing good (I hope you are too)! My daughter just left after spending most of the afternoon with me hangin' out and watching Real Housewives marathon lol.
My husband's tiny meat tat would have to be written in morse code.
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I may in fact NEVER be funny. I am not paid to be funny and being funny isn't a requirement to post on dlisted. Get the FUCK OVER IT, you UNfunny fuckers.
On topic... as someone who has multiple tattoos I can tell you the place she got her tattoo is fuckin sensitive as SHIT! shitload of nerves or whatever makes for no bueno.
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Anyone can get screwed, its not rocket science.
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 11:58pm.
"She's not a spinster, far from it.
She was married to one of the hottest guys in the world, WHEN HE WAS HOT!"
RIGHT FUCKIN' ON.
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*If you don't laugh when you say it, it's just mean.*
Submitted by Schlong on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 8:52pm.
I'm pretty sure he used one of his penis pubes as an apostrophe in 'you're'.
*hides too*
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Hahahaha! Hello my darling! How are you today?
Team tiny meat/micro peen tats!
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I may in fact NEVER be funny. I am not paid to be funny and being funny isn't a requirement to post on dlisted. Get the FUCK OVER IT, you UNfunny fuckers.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 8:51pm.
LMFAO... please let me rephrase...
UR NXT
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Hahahaha!!
Submitted by Schlong on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 8:49pm.
jack-n-the-hat on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 8:45pm.
*tattoos "YOUR NEXT" on my penis*
Please tell me a Crabby McCrotchCrab isn't also tatted on your dong, you WHORE! ;0
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no, those are damn near washable... it's that little fucking COMB that sucks!!!!
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Anyone can get screwed, its not rocket science.
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.
becky n sydney on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 8:49pm.
Would have been "YOU ARE NEXT" but there wasn't enough room.
*hides*
I'm pretty sure he used one of his penis pubes as an apostrophe in 'you're'.
*hides too*
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I may in fact NEVER be funny. I am not paid to be funny and being funny isn't a requirement to post on dlisted. Get the FUCK OVER IT, you UNfunny fuckers.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 8:49pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 8:45pm.
*tattoos "YOUR NEXT" on my penis*
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Would have been "YOU ARE NEXT" but there wasn't enough room.
*hides*
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LMFAO... please let me rephrase...
UR NXT
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Anyone can get screwed, its not rocket science.
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 8:45pm.
*tattoos "YOUR NEXT" on my penis*
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Would have been "YOU ARE NEXT" but there wasn't enough room.
*hides*
jack-n-the-hat on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 8:45pm.
*tattoos "YOUR NEXT" on my penis*
Please tell me a Crabby McCrotchCrab isn't also tatted on your dong, you WHORE! ;0
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I may in fact NEVER be funny. I am not paid to be funny and being funny isn't a requirement to post on dlisted. Get the FUCK OVER IT, you UNfunny fuckers.
*tattoos "YOUR NEXT" on my penis*
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Anyone can get screwed, its not rocket science.
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.
No tats on me either and I will NEVER get an anus starfish tattoo for sure [NOT SAFE FOR WORK LINK BELOW]:
http://news.bmezine.com/2008/02/13/the-anal-starfish-tattoo/
My ass puckers in fear just looking at that.
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I may in fact NEVER be funny. I am not paid to be funny and being funny isn't a requirement to post on dlisted. Get the FUCK OVER IT, you UNfunny fuckers.
Well, thank you too Catholic!
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 12:32am.
Call me old-fashioned, but having my ears pierced (the classical way) is as far as I'll go.
Well that's too bad, I was going to suggest a golden ring for that lovely big wet nose of yours. Or a kleenex anyway.
I too have made it through many years, gobs of them in fact, without sizzling my skin with colorful etchings, but then again I'd say it's pretty clear my startling good looks don't need the least bit of enhancing. (If that's what tattoos do. Really??)
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There is an eagle in me that wants to soar, and there is a hippopotamus in me that wants to wallow in the mud. (Carl Sandburg)
I think my hippo is sitting on my eagle. Hippo wins. (me)
I didn't know she had such ugly feet.
Submitted by RedPeggy on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 3:28pm.
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Best description of single life I've seen in a long time. Thank you.
Submitted by Liana on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 4:54pm
I have tats. I don't regret a single one. They all have meaning to me, especially the tribute to my late dear friend around my right wrist. If that makes me lame and stupid, so be it.
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I think this is what seperates people who appreciate tattoos from posers. It's beautiful when someone can point to a tattoo and explain the tribute behind it. I also think that those who love art also appreciate artistic talent, no matter the medium. IMHO there's no difference between a beautiful piece of art done on the human body or on canvas. It's just that one is more culturally accepted then the other.
If it wasn't obvious before, all you people with tattoos look lame and stupid!
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Why thank you for your words of wisdom and concern, TimC.
I have tats. I don't regret a single one. They all have meaning to me, especially the tribute to my late dear friend around my right wrist. If that makes me lame and stupid, so be it. Good for Jennifer Aniston for getting a memorial to her dog. The foot, though. Ouch.
I will be having my rep confirm my next tat, though.
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I never should have switched from Scotch to Martinis. - Bogart
Leave Jen ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNEEE!!!!1!!!
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I never should have switched from Scotch to Martinis. - Bogart
I'm on board with the leave Jen alone posters. I fully expected to be a spinster one day - as I tend to hate everybody. I'm with someone now and have been for many years - but I never, ever think of single people as poor lonely singletons. I think - bloody hell - look at you, a whole person on their own just doing their thing. I think it's cool. Cooler than all the bloody Bridget Jones types wailing about being 'all by themselves' or couples who just panic buy each other because that's what everybody else is doing. Men or women, if they choose to be alone (burned by marriage or past relationships, not into sex, just like to be alone - whatever the reason) well - I think it's cool.
ps - I feel sad for her about Norman. I've had my beautiful cat for 8 years now and she's as dear to me as my own blood.
pps. I also have no tattoos.
Total side note - but I think this is the oldest I've ever seen her look. I know you're reading Jen!
No tat for me either ... although if I ever did it would be in the form of a name for someone I love ..
I think the place in which she had his named stamped seems a bit odd. She wears open toe strappy shoes alot .. I think it looks corny. I would've put his name somewhere less conspicuous but I guess it's an ok place for a dogs name ... does any man really want to see " Norman" on an inner thigh?
What a stupid tattoo!!
You're not the only ones, ladies.
Tattoo-less here, as well!
I consider it sometimes, but honestly...there is nothing that I want stamped on my body forever and ever. Plus...everyone has one.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 9:31am.
Submitted by thegobbler on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 9:25am.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 12:32am.
Is it official yet? Am I really the last woman out there without a tattoo?
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Nope-I don't have any either,
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Me neither! I have ultra sensitive skin and I'm too afraid what a botched attempt might look like.
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Yay, there's lots of us! No tattoos on my body.
I paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 and my mom got a 17 inch Toshiba laptop for $94.83 being delivered to our house tomorrow by FedEX. I will never again pay expensive retail prices at stores. I even sold a 46 inch HDTV to my boss for $650 and it only cost me $52.78 to get. Here is the website we using to get all this stuff, BidsNew.com
Submitted by thegobbler on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 9:25am.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 12:32am.
Is it official yet? Am I really the last woman out there without a tattoo?
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Nope-I don't have any either,
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Me neither! I have ultra sensitive skin and I'm too afraid what a botched attempt might look like.
♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
No, the tattoo isn't the coordinates for the Beanie Baby factory.
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So disappointed.
♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 12:32am.
Is it official yet? Am I really the last woman out there without a tattoo?
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Nope-I don't have any either, although I have considered it a few times throughout the last 20 years. Glad I never went through with it, as my taste is always changing!
"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
I have always said the only tattoo I would ever get would be my dog's name when she dies (which will be a very very veryyy long time from now) & to boot her name is Bella! Everyone is going to think I am some bella vita lindsay lohan loser but it is the only thing I could get tattooed on my body & NOT get sick of it. I change my mind alllllllllll the time.
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"Independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding." - Eric Cartman
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Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 11:58pm.
What about Jacqueline Bisset?
Never married, I've never heard her called a spinster.
All anyone ever talks about is how hot she was in The Deep.
Diane Keaton, too. Respect, no hating.
Why does Jen have to be portrayed as a spinster?
She's not a spinster, far from it.
She was married to one of the hottest guys in the world, WHEN HE WAS HOT!
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Exactly. How about George Clooney? Married once, didn't work out, and he's over it. Goes through woman after woman (I feel bad for them, they all think they're going to be the next Annette Bening, taming the eternal bachelor, poor deluded things). No criticism for him (other than the occasional gay rumor).
I'm worried about the bunion.
she looks like she smells like a fart in a tanning bed
Norman was a fucking cool doggie - I don't blame her… besides he was a good listener to all the lonely spinster rantings….
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 12:38am.
"There's no way I'm going there, though."
*dodging the bullets for ignoring open post curfew*
You and me both. After many bad style choices I learned that it's best no to stray too far from your natural look. Enhance, rather than modify or transform. I hate these 'one mold fits all' looks.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Nice way to atract attention to your nasty feet
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
I know this isn't OP, (because there isn't one today), but I just can't take it anymore.
From 15 to 45, all of these girls have this creepy layered hair, kind of a modified Farrah Fawcett look.
I absolutely hate it, and I'm sticking with my style, but I suppose I'll be considered hopelessly out of date.
There's no way I'm going there, though.
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by Schlong on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 12:27am.
Hello darling! Still up?
I don't hate Jen - just her godawful hooves. Can you imagine playing footsies with her under the table and stumbling across the golf ball growth? I wonder if that's ever happened to her? In public, at a restaurant...
teehee
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I am so getting my dog's name tattoed on my foot when he kicks.
I hate tattoos, but you really can't see it on the foot, however I will be able to see it and remember him.
Oh, no, I can't think of him dying! He still has many years to live.
But, he will be 8 July 6th, so I have to be realistic.
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GERONIMO!
Is it official yet? Am I really the last woman out there without a tattoo? Last time I went grocery shopping on a hot day I kinda felt like a relic of the past. From teenage girls to grannies, everyone is sporting a tramp-stamp these days. Let's all be original by copying each other's ink. Call me old-fashioned, but having my ears pierced (the classical way) is as far as I'll go.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
That looks like a goiter on her foot.
Wtf is that?!
It can't be due to aging, I've seen really old women while getting a pedi who don't have that.
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GERONIMO!
Beckster! I haz chin! BIG, BIG CHIN. haha
Centaur, you iz okayz in my book. Get some sleep. Yes, Fraggle is fug. Long blonde hair, tineh nose, silkeh smooth white skin, glowin' blue eyes... That'll scare anyone!
I heart Jennifer. Her body is smokin'.
I heart LIFE. It's all good. AMEN mutha fuckas. AMEN.
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I may in fact NEVER be funny. I am not paid to be funny and being funny isn't a requirement to post on dlisted. Get the FUCK OVER IT, you UNfunny fuckers.
If Jen's hoping to attract the foot fetishist of her dreams she's gonna stay Aloneistan with those messed up hooves.
Lord, they're rough!
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