Wednesday, June 22nd 2011

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The world's already got the Heather Mills of cats and now it's got the Heather Mills of dogs (once again, sans the whole "gold digging cunt" part). Today must unofficially be Happy Bionic Day, because it's not only Lindsay Wagner's birthday but it's also the day that we celebrate the world's first dog with a complete set of bionic legs. It's The Six Million Dollar Dog!

Life started out like a pile of sad face shit for Naki'o. Naki'o old owners, who have earned themselves a stable in the human mills in Hell, left him behind when he was a puppy after their house foreclosed. Without food or shelter, Naki'o wandered the cold streets of Nebraska and got all of his paws stuck in an icy puddle. Just like what happens to your tongue if you lick on Snow Miser's ass cheek too long, Naki'o paws got frostbitten and they had to be amputated. Naki'o was destined to live his life as a dog who is permanently doing The Worm until he was adopted by veterinary technician Christie Tomlinson.

Christie raised enough money to buy him two bionic legs. Orthopets, the company that built his bionic legs, gave Naki'o a second set as a gift because he did so well with the first pair. Naki'o can now run, jump, hump and get his ass sniffed like the other dogs!

via The Daily What

Posted by: Michael K


Pinkismyblack's picture

Warms the cockles, it does. *sniff*

z-listed's picture

I hope the previous owners rot in hell. That is all.

cricket's picture

Thank God he was lucky and found a caring person to love him. As for the assholes who left him to freeze to death I hope they wind up living on the streets and get frostbite and lose some fingers and toes. Lousy pieces of shit. People who are cruel to animals are a waste of space. Serial killers always start out by abusing and killing animals first. The way they treat animals says a lot about the type of person they are.

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Submitted by Starqz on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 1:22pm.

Btw, you have one hot pussy in your avatar.

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Submitted by Starqz on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 1:22pm.

It sounds like your friend's sister-in-law is nothing more than a psychotic vindictive cunt. God help her kids. The way a person treats animals is very telling about how they treat people.

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Starqz's picture

My friend's sister in-law left her dog outside in its doghouse recently when we had this really bad snowstorm. That poor thing was left outside in the cold buried up to 5 feet of snow and she took pictures of it, posted it on Facebook and yet did not even BOTHER to try to get him out of his house, she just left him there buried in the snow! Said she thought it was "cute" that he was buried and couldn't get out.

My friend went over and dug him out his house and took him over to hers. Later her brother took the dog back to his place and his dumb bitch wife took him to the pound, lied, said he had bit her kids and then had him put down. Even though she KNEW my friend would have kept him and given him a good home. Some people really deserve to be shot and killed, seriously.

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Echo27 on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:12pm.

Anyone who would abuse or neglect an animal is subhuman. We should have those people put down for the good of humanity.

As much as I believe in what you just wrote...I hesitate because I know I'm a hypocrite for eating meat and it ain't the grass-fed, gently killed meat either because I can't afford that. My internal dilemma is being a meat eater and possibly buying meat that was inhumanely dispatched. *sigh*

Echo27's picture

Anyone who would abuse or neglect an animal is subhuman. We should have those people put down for the good of humanity.

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 8:06am.
As for dropping your animals off at the shelter. We have one no-kill shelter in our area , who will tell you , we have no room for your pet, sorry, the next one is 70 miles away.

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Well, that isn't much of a no kill shelter if they turn away animals. Our no kill shelter takes all animals, and if they are over loaded, they have a foster care program for the pets, where until a home o room in the shelter is found, people will take them in until them. The program have been very successful.

There is never a reason, especially in the winter, to dump an animal who has been a pet. If it were so easy for animals to be picked up, then there would be no strays. There is always an alternative. It is just lazy, selfish, people who don't want to take the time to find a pet a home, because it is only an animal to them.

Aw shucks, he's wearing a towel around his neck!

Submitted by Chris Knight on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 7:50am.

People who say that usually have only selfish reasons to kill, and they cloak it in "selfless" reasons like "oh, it isn't/wouldn't be happy, life wouldn't be worth living, etc."

Animals with prosthetics are pretty much always just happy to be able to do normal stuff. Did you even SEE the video of him frolicking and grinning?

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 8:44am.
Funny how some people think it's a waste of money to do this for "just" a dog.

If I had a shitload of money, I'd rather spend it to make a crippled dog happy and healthy than, say, on a supersized SUV or a bunch of designer clothes.

Dogs rule.
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she raised the money. If it's put out there, people will donate. People complain about vet bills, but if they take a 5k week long vacation that come and goes, it's normal, nothing's said about that. They're man's best friends for a reason.

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M.E.'s picture

Poor puppeh! He looks happy and I'm glad his new owner gave him a chance at life instead of putting him down immediately.

His old owners should be left in the snow and have THEIR limbs amputated. Fucking assholes.

cocoebert's picture

D'awwww. Good doggie. *sniff* how can people do that?

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 7:25am.
I hope his old owners run over their children on the way to their parents' funerals.
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moriah's picture

Why are you trying to kill me???????????????????????

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Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 8:36am.

Awwww!! I love this! I have a dog who is mostly blind and not too bright and to the people who tell me to put him down I say how many dogs do you know that have their own recliner in an air conditioned room? He is one happy little guy, just like this one.

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Animal abuse makes me Hulk the fuck out. My sister's dog was blind and deaf, but she just couldn't bring herself to having him put down. He died peacefully in his sleep a couple of weeks ago. Now he's up in heaven (yes, all dogs go to heaven; most humans don't deserve the privilege) humping on St. Peter's leg and sniffing my beloved Jakey Poo's butt.

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No Words's picture

What is really amazingly shitty about this story is that it happened in Nebraska (where I live *sob*) and Nebraska has a huge no-kill shelter that will never turn down an animal...never! They have about 200 animals right now and just got some more because of the flooding along the Missouri. They also do rescues from fucking puppy mills.

Hearts United For Animals
http://hua.org

They could always use some more financial support.

HolyMoses's picture

I think that his owner is a hot slut too for saving that guy's life.

guest's picture

Ruppy rog!! Aw.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

lilac wine's picture

So happy for this darling boy! I hope there is a special place in hell for people who neglect and abuse animals (and children and the elderly.)

"Nowadays, you can get dick, kittens, whiskey, weed and nachos delivered to your front door at all hours." -MK

Migraineuse's picture

Funny how some people think it's a waste of money to do this for "just" a dog.

If I had a shitload of money, I'd rather spend it to make a crippled dog happy and healthy than, say, on a supersized SUV or a bunch of designer clothes.

Dogs rule.

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JBL's picture

He looks happy! Good that someone cared enough for this handsome boy. Animal abuse stories make me crazy.

Sweetas's picture

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 7:56am.
Submitted by Chris Knight on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 7:50am.

Somebody should put you down, you worthless piece of shit.

*crowd goes wild*

Awwww!! I love this! I have a dog who is mostly blind and not too bright and to the people who tell me to put him down I say how many dogs do you know that have their own recliner in an air conditioned room? He is one happy little guy, just like this one.

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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 7:25am.

"I hope his old owners run over their children on the way to their parents' funerals."

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Best comment ever!!!! LOL.. ;o)

Tinam's picture

A friend of a friend found my dog tied to a tree. No one knows how long she had been there --the vet said she was 15-20 lbs underweight. This kind of shit really pisses me off.

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

As for dropping your animals off at the shelter. We have one no-kill shelter in our area , who will tell you , we have no room for your pet, sorry, the next one is 70 miles away. Any regular shelter will put your pet down within 7 days if nobody claims them. Not to defend the assholes who left the doggie behind, but I`ve seen plenty of people let their animals loose and hope someone picks them up and cares for them instead of taking them to the shelter to have them put down. When we got rid of our demonic dog, all i did was post a flyer @ petsmart and by the time I got home, 3 people had already called to take her.

So, there are OTHER ways of going about that kinda thing.

Now i dont know if i would have spend 1000`s of bucks to save ONE dog with an extreme disability, when there are plenty of other animals are out there needing to be cared for, but hey, to each their own...

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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 7:56am.
Submitted by Chris Knight on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 7:50am.

Somebody should put you down, you worthless piece of shit.

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Submitted by Chris Knight on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 7:50am.
I doubt the poor dog is happy. Id put him down without hesitating.
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HAPPY DAWGGY!!
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Submitted by Chris Knight on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 7:50am.
I doubt the poor dog is happy. Id put him down without hesitating.

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He looks perfectly happy to me. I am sure he is happy to be loved and alive.

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Submitted by Chris Knight on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 7:50am.

Somebody should put you down, you worthless piece of shit.

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Migraineuse's picture

He looks pretty damn happy to me.

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Chris Knight's picture

I doubt the poor dog is happy. Id put him down without hesitating.

Migraineuse's picture

Huh? What? Did somebody say my name?

I've been offline for ages. STILL no freaking internet at home...

But enough about me. Cute doggie!

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Hekki's picture

Migraineuse! Where have you been? (Maybe we have opposite "hours"?) Glad to see you back here.

Awww, the puppeh! Thank goodness there are still some people who give a shit. Reminds me of some video I saw of a dog with two legs -- both on the same side! It just ran and played and when it needed to stay still and rest, would find something to lean against. Its people ADORED it and lavished it with love and affection *sniff*

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God damn you guys. I watched it and now I'm so close to crying. Fucking hormones!

(Think MST3K. Think MST3K. Think MST3K. Think MST3K. Think MST3K.)

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perky's picture

AND ANOTHER THING... we had a dog we couldn't care for a few years ago, "Emily". She was brought home to us by my stupid dumbass idiot shit-for-brains ex-step-father, (who was only 6 yrs older than me, don't ask...and who by all rights should be in prison...don't ask) Anyway, upon learning we couldn't care for Emily, the "IDIOT" which is what he came to be known as, said he'd just go drop her off in the woods somewhere. Horrified, my mom freaked out, said he'd do no such thing and adopted Emily out to a local farmer where she'd have room to run and play and be taken care of. Then she divorced the "IDIOT". We could no longer care for him, either :)

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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 7:25am.

"I hope his old owners run over their children on the way to their parents' funerals."
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LllllooololLLOLllo

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Morbidosity's picture

Awww puppy. Good for his new owner. As for the owners that left him behind.. there is a special place in hell for people like them.

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Migraineuse's picture

He's just jumping around happily on his new legs. Nothing sad. Don't be afraid to watch.

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suckandfuck's picture

LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS!!! THERE IS SUN AFTER THE RAIN!!!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

perky's picture

Ohhhhh, my gosh that is the cutest video...Chris Eccleston, it's short and won't make you cry. He just runnin around playin'.

How could people do something like that. Don't just ABANDON the dog. Drop him off with a shelter, a neighbor, the fire department or SOMEWHERE. God how irresponsible.

sonne's picture

Awww! Sweet puppy.

sunshine77's picture

Stories about animal abuse anger me just as much as stories about child abuse. Glad that someone cared enough to help this dog out...too many animals aren't as lucky, unfortunately.

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Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

I'm not gonna watch the video because I don't want to cry at work.

Sweet little baby. I hope his old owners run over their children on the way to their parents' funerals.

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Evil_Cupcake's picture

Awwww!

God, I hate people!

DROP YOUR PETS AT A SHELTER IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD THEM, ASSHOLES!

NaNoop's picture

Keep on truckin' Naki'o!!!!!
DEFINITELY a hot slut!

RichBitch's picture

Bless! He runs like a special though.