Open Post: Hosted By A Baseball Thief
In this educational clip, a minion from the dark side demonstrates to those interested how to get into The Greedy Evil Bitch Hall of Fame in 3 quick and easy steps:
1. Allow the thought of stealing a baseball from a child to enter into your mind.
2. Make that thought come to life by stealing a baseball right out of a child's hands thus killing her dreams for the day.
3. Celebrate crushing the spirit of a child by high-fiving your friend and letting out a victory cackle that makes Satan's horns tingle.
There you go! Even I let out a quick laugh, which means I'm totally in the running to join The Mean Evil Cunt Hall of Fame next year!
And you know what they say! Break a mirror, you get 7 years of bad luck and break a child's heart, you get 7 years of being on Miss Downriver Trash's holiday card list.
(Thanks Pamela & Dan)
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Effin Kunt should shove that ball up her snatch and get a nasty infection. I hate that we have to live in a world with people like that.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 2:35pm.
Thanks, Catholic School Girl, you warmed my cold heart mightily. Mightily. (And again, hugs to mcnightmare and Zombie.)
And Rhoda really doesn't give a damn. I could see her at a punk club beating the shit out of people without getting one lick of hair out of place:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_13FjNbQTW0
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Bjorkie - anytime my sweet, I meant every word. I've said it before, but the night that you, me and Hotmami talked about "The Help" and "The Gargoyle" helped me so much, you'll never, ever know. I was going through an extremely painful personal time, and coming here and relaxing, laughing and having a normal conversation about a book was exactly what I needed. I'll always be grateful to you and Hotmami for that night. People should realize that sometimes a nice word, thought or expression of support may seem like nothing, but can make all the difference to another human being. I'm realizing it's not the grand gestures but the little ones which can make a huge difference. You helped me realize that and I'll always be grateful to you for it.
ETA: Rhoda rules, but Suri is ready to take the crown now! I SAID "NOW" DAMMIT!!
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Fuck him and his hair. (Mrs. Voorhees, 6/3/2011)
Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 7:56pm.
This is all you need to know:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6epnDpt0Qg
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Jerri Blank is one of the best television characters EVER ! That show was genius on so many levels. Stephen Colbert was brilliant as well.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 7:56pm.
Hahaha Mike called it!
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Rod & The Faces Maybe I'm Amazed
This is all you need to know:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6epnDpt0Qg
Who wants me to make their pinky aaaaall stinky?
http://www.jerriblank.com/swcquotes.html
Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 6:38pm.
I'm going to continue to think of you as Jerri Blank, who, if I recall correctly, liked "the pole AND the hole."
Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 6:38pm.
Thanks for clearing that up. :)
There is nothing wrong with being a bit amibuous regarding one's sexual orientation (especially on the INTERNET), but, I do have to admit, I also thought Bjork was a woman. Glad, to see it confirmed. I think?
Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 6:38pm.
Hey Bjork! Normally I'm not so intrusive, however, I have always assumed you to be a girl and then earlier in this post CSG referred to you as a man.
Just confused!
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Rod & The Faces Maybe I'm Amazed
Submitted by becky n sydney: "PAGING BJORK!! PAGING BJORK!! Cleanup in aisle six!! Actually, can you clear up the confusion regarding your genitalia?
Pics would be best. :) "
I am a woman, hear me roar, with an extremely large labia that looks like a micropeen:
http://i.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/chyna/clit.jpg
Or I am a man, grrrr, with an EXTREMELY HUGE PENIS (ask Russell Crowe if I'm cut or uncut):
my penis is too large to photograph
Why you all up in my bidness like a Wendy's interview, you naughty Aussie? Does someone want a spanking?
PAGING BJORK!! PAGING BJORK!!
Cleanup in aisle six!!
Actually, can you clear up the confusion regarding your genitalia?
Pics would be best. :)
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becky n sydney on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 5:58pm.
Bjork is a MAN?!!?!! Really?
I thought Bjork was a chick. o_O
Let me second that! Holy crap. I totally thought Bjork was a woman too. I'm so confused now. :O
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mike on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 6:04pm.
No, but the concept could be a good premise for a movie (which the studios would totally fuck up in the final release).
HA! That actually would be a pretty freaky movie. If the Japanese made it...it would totally work. American version? Oy.
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El Bastardo on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 7:35am.
Serious post.
Does anyone think there may be ghosts posting on here? What if a poster dies and by some scarey supernatural occurance that poster is able to carry on posting comments. It could happen. Like 'White Noise'.
Are there any ghosts here?
No, but the concept could be a good premise for a movie (which the studios would totally fuck up in the final release).
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 7:34am.
To Lesbionic re Bjork You:
"...His responses are articulate and fact-based ... Besides, the fact that he's cyber-friends with a Catholic on this site speaks volumes..."
Bjork is a MAN?!!?!! Really?
I thought Bjork was a chick. o_O
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Rod & The Faces Maybe I'm Amazed
El Bastardo on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 7:35am.
Serious post.
Does anyone think there may be ghosts posting on here? What if a poster dies and by some scarey supernatural occurance that poster is able to carry on posting comments. It could happen. Like 'White Noise'.
Are there any ghosts here?
I died two years ago. Then I was 'born again' (and again, and again and again).
You figured me out. I'll rattle the chains, you ring the bells.
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 2:12pm.
In a baseball roundup today, the announcer, speaking of the Jays, said one-quarter of Canada's pop lives within 100 miles of TO. Now THAT is a key fact to understanding the Great White North. :)
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Really? Good ole upper Canadia. I'll be there this summer -- it's a nice city, but wouldn't want to live there. And your sister must be a very self-sufficient person if she could move to a place like PEI. It's very pretty and charming, but so small and cut-off during the winter (If it's a bad winter) I'd find it claustrophobic I think.
Halifax is *gorgeous*. Fun, sophisticated, lots to do and small enough that it's still friendly. And there's sailing. Lots of sailing. *sigh*
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Thanks, Catholic School Girl, you warmed my cold heart mightily. Mightily. (And again, hugs to mcnightmare and Zombie.)
And Rhoda really doesn't give a damn. I could see her at a punk club beating the shit out of people without getting one lick of hair out of place:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_13FjNbQTW0
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 2:02pm.
Sad to say, I'm sick of reading by the time I get home and my eyes hurt. I have to unwind for a few hours, then will pick up a book before bed.
My sis hasn't provided any romantic updates, so I can only guess. She's off to NS and PEI this summer, looking at schools.
In a baseball roundup today, the announcer, speaking of the Jays, said one-quarter of Canada's pop lives within 100 miles of TO. Now THAT is a key fact to understanding the Great White North. :)
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 1:41pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 1:37pm.
I'd have the wine club start with "In Tearing Haste," cuz it's brilliant and touches on most of his life, as well as the equally fascinating life of Duchess of Devonshire. But "Time of Gifts" is lovely, too.
I meant to tell you a week ago, then forgot, that CBC had a story on the academic event in Fredericton, which they said was a "boon to the bar and taxi industry." hahaha
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The 'wine club'..hahaha ta geule! Talking about books is a thirsty business. I'll take yours and Mike's advice and I'll buy both, if I can get my hands on them and then choose one of them for book club. There is *nothing* as pleasurable as a really good book. I look forward all day to getting home to read it when I'm at work.
The taxis in Fredericton are bloody awful -- sooo slow, but all those academics would have been too happy to notice, I'm sure. :)
Did your family member end up connecting with the fellow on the plane?
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 1:55pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 1:50pm.
I always found "Between the Woods and the Water" to be the most interesting, if for no other reason than that it describes a world that pretty much disappeared.
Fermor and wife were good buds with the insane, hard-drinking Mr and Mrs Ian Fleming. Fleming said he based a lot of his beach and Caribbean scenes in the James Bond series on that book.
Interesting. Didn't know that.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 1:50pm.
I always found "Between the Woods and the Water" to be the most interesting, if for no other reason than that it describes a world that pretty much disappeared.
Fermor and wife were good buds with the insane, hard-drinking Mr and Mrs Ian Fleming. Fleming said he based a lot of his beach and Caribbean scenes in the James Bond series on the Caribbean book.
*waves* Just saw this clip now; Did that bitch literally snatch the ball out of the kid's hand??! Cheap fking shot.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 1:37pm.
@ Rusty..
I wanted to propose one of the Fermor books to my book club. I understand that "A Time of Gifts" is the prequel to "Between the Woods and the Water"?
I always found "Between the Woods and the Water" to be the most interesting, if for no other reason than that it describes a world that pretty much disappeared.
I liked his book on on the Caribbean, though I don't think it's written as well (stylistically speaking). Some of his social observations were surprisingly astute.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 1:37pm.
I'd have the wine club start with "In Tearing Haste," cuz it's brilliant and touches on most of his life, as well as the equally fascinating life of Duchess of Devonshire. But "Time of Gifts" is lovely, too.
I meant to tell you a week ago, then forgot, that CBC had a story on the academic event in Fredericton, which they said was a "boon to the bar and taxi industry." hahaha
It's getting harder to make alts. None of my recent attempts have been cleared.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
I am a troll. Ignore
@ Rusty..
I wanted to propose one of the Fermor books to my book club. I understand that "A Time of Gifts" is the prequel to "Between the Woods and the Water"?
Is there another of his books you would recommend? They're all unavailable right now at Chapters unfortunately, but I imagine they'd order them in. There's 12 of us in the club.
Thanks!
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So many alts an too little time...I really don't care if people use alts just as long as they are not used to attack other posters. Be free to speak your mind though...it's all good!
I've been saying for years that there were at least a few mountain lions in CT somewhere (one was seen by a homeowner a half mile from my house , and the game warden corraborated it by the tracks and scat - but unfortunately, no photos were taken) .. and now the proof that they are here. Probably it was a secret pet that was released by its owner for some reason. but they are out there.
http://www.fox43.com/news/nationworld/sns-rt-us-mountainlion-kiltre75b1j...
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 7:35am.
Serious post.
Does anyone think there may be ghosts posting on here? What if a poster dies and by some scarey supernatural occurance that poster is able to carry on posting comments. It could happen. Like 'White Noise'.
Are there any ghosts here?
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Does anyone feel like playing with a Oiuja board and find out?
That reminds me of Sucky. He tried to ghost-fuck us once.
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 7:59am.
There has always been alts on this site and always will be because the posters that make them are too scared to say stuff under their established screen names.
I've had a few.
SillySausage666
Juggs69 (Jack liked her)
Devilpiglet
StinkyMcWalrus
HungHunk14"(too many emails off desperado women))
Maggotinfestation (nobody posted to me)
Hairybackedhomo (pestered nonstop by sucky)
just a few...
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LMAO, ElB!
:: stalks HungHunk14" ::
The ball fell in the little girls hands, if it would have been an adult she wouldn't have been able to grab it, or would have a confrontation if she did. Kids are smaller and unlikely to say anything, High Five!
Sooo many alts.
/alt out.
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Fancy's Big Surprise Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4we9Ivg9M
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 7:59am.
There has always been alts on this site and always will be because the posters that make them are too scared to say stuff under their established screen names.
I've had a few.
SillySausage666
Juggs69 (Jack liked her)
Devilpiglet
StinkyMcWalrus
HungHunk14"(too many emails off desperado women))
Maggotinfestation (nobody posted to me)
Hairybackedhomo (pestered nonstop by sucky)
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ROFLMAO!! All of those alts are hilarious! I like El Bastardo, tho, because it sounds very exotic while maintaining just a whiff of carnival (as in "Step right up, Ladies and Gents, and be insulted by our very own EL BASTARDO"). Plus I love the Liz avie.
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Fuck him and his hair. (Mrs. Voorhees, 6/3/2011)
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 7:43am.
El B - I don't think it's ghosts as much as alts. There were 507 posts on the Tracy Morgan/Tina Fey thread, but I'd love to know how many were written by one or two people under different screen names? Who cares, I guess, as long as the hits help keep dlisted rolling and MK well-stocked in junk food and lube.
There has always been alts on this site and always will be because the posters that make them are too scared to say stuff under their established screen names.
I've had a few.
SillySausage666
Juggs69 (Jack liked her)
Devilpiglet
StinkyMcWalrus
HungHunk14"(too many emails off desperado women))
Maggotinfestation (nobody posted to me)
Hairybackedhomo (pestered nonstop by sucky)
just a few...
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 7:35am.
LMAO
El B - I don't think it's ghosts as much as alts. There were 507 posts on the Tracy Morgan/Tina Fey thread, but I'd love to know how many were written by one or two people under different screen names? Who cares, I guess, as long as the hits help keep dlisted rolling and MK well-stocked in junk food and lube.
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Fuck him and his hair. (Mrs. Voorhees, 6/3/2011)
Serious post.
Does anyone think there may be ghosts posting on here? What if a poster dies and by some scarey supernatural occurance that poster is able to carry on posting comments. It could happen. Like 'White Noise'.
Are there any ghosts here?
Submitted by Lesbionic on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 12:11am.
You and your obsession with race was my point.
Do you stand up for Jews or white people when they get denigrated here? Please show me, all seeing, all knowing, all kind and loving Goddess of colorblind, anti-racist diatribe where you actually stand up for anyone but brown and black people?
You're full of shit. Go soak your blue eyes brown.
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Lesbionic - according to your profile you've been registered with Dlisted for 1 year, 40 weeks, so you've been around long enough to know who posts here regularly. If you take the time to read these threads, it's obvious that Bjork is ALWAYS one of the first to respond to anti-semitism, misogyny, classism, homophobia AND racism. His responses are articulate and fact-based. You ask where he stands up for Jews or white people? On any post where they're denigrated by trolls and hate-mongers. On the other hand, I've never seen the same caliber of responses from you. If you're going to attack and accuse someone who's as 'on the record' with his opinions as Bjork, you may want to have your facts in order first, otherwise you come across as lazy and ignorant.
Besides, the fact that he's cyber-friends with a Catholic on this site speaks volumes.
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Fuck him and his hair. (Mrs. Voorhees, 6/3/2011)
That kid should have cracked her one over the head with a baseball bat.
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Shiitake happens...
This bitch needs to be dealt with ASAP. Have you got her number Dionne?
oh my god. i am so tired.
i need to sleep, y'all. i'm losing it here.
my cat seems to have a little something something stuck on her ass, and i am so tired i don't want to deal with it. nor do i want miniscule bits of cat poop trailed around my house. what to do what to do?
btw - love glen hansard and the woman whose name i can;t spell right now. good stuff.,. thanks for sharing..
goodnight
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fiddling while Rome burns.
oh my god. i am so tired.
i need to sleep, y'all. i'm losing it here.
my cat seems to have a little something something stuck on her ass, and i am so tired i don't want to deal with it. nor do i want miniscule bits of cat poop trailed around my house. what to do what to do?
btw - love glen hansard and the woman whose name i can;t spell right now. good stuff.,. thanks for sharing..
goodnight
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fiddling while Rome burns.
You're welcome, bjork. Have a good one.
Tard, who are you? Tarded's besty? Banned.
mcnightmare and Zombie,
Thanks, and I really mean that. Sweet dreams, sleephyeads.
what is this? nazi germany. fuck you zombie. all I said was the same thing a lot of shits have said here about michale k.
Submitted by Zombie Apocalypse: "Here. Just wiped out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djehpOUI1IM"
Thanks, sweetie. Did you catch that doc on Rufus on Sundance (or was it IFC)? The relationship with his mom was lovely. I loved how they went to the opera in their outfits and compared the way Italians took their eccentric dressing as opposed to the Brits.
Double post.
Here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6kzP5dHuZI&feature=fvst
Sorry, I had to edit my post.
Submitted by mcnightmare: "tattooed love boys BLEW MY MIND when i first saw the video on MTV. i can still remember it like it was yesterday (shit, maybe better :P). all that aggression and sex and the odd meter and the abrupt ending, my jaw literally fell open and did not close. James Honeyman Scott was a monster, wow."
"I shot my mouth off and you taught me what that hole was for, yeah" and then those guitars. You know, I remember when JHS died because it wasn't long after my birthday. I had a crush on him (not in sexy way, but for the talent, like the amazing Johnny Mar). I was at an age when I was able to understand the consequences of drugs. I felt really bad when he died. And not long after, James Farsden (???; the black-haired dude) overdosed as well.
Now goodnight!
Here. Just wiped out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djehpOUI1IM
No one else up? Just me, mcnightmare, and Zombie Apocalypse?
On to Heart's "Dog and Butterfly." I'm trying to find on youtube where Rufus Wainwright covered it with Heart.
mcnightmare, have you seen that Irish movie "Once"? Lovely, lovely, lovely film and soundtrack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8mtXwtapX4
I was watching Sam Cooke videos with my mom today. Love his cover of "Blowin' in the Wind."