Hot Slut Of The Day!
You aren't supposed to get a late start on Friday, but that's what's happening to me today. No, I'm not starting late, because I went home with some trick last night only to learn the lesson that you should never get home with a hoarder since their trash heap of hollow memories will swallow your clothes whole and you'll be forced to make an outfit out of kitten carcasses and pizza boxes for the walk of shame home. No, that didn't happen. My Internet decided to call in deceased today. I've been on the phone with Fios for my entire morning trying to resuscitate it, but it's a damn network outage. So now I'm spreading the foolery from a coffee shop down the street.
Basically, my brain already feels like the body of today's Hot Slut sideshow performer Staysha Randall who beat the world record for the most piercings in one sitting. Ho must love what it feels like to get a massage from Pinhead. Staysha didn't get to her goal of 3,600 piercings, but she still killed the record by 100 with 3,200 pierces in her body.
Every single TSA wand just died like my Internet.
via The Daily What
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I seriously feel the bile rising in my throat by watching that video.
How the fuck will she take a shower?
Yeesh! I know a girl who fucked up her back but good with just 8 piercings. Brave soul.
♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
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You work hard for the money, MK honey! And we appreciate it!
This is just, I can't even, I mean, why would you, how in the, where does she.....
I am so horrified I cannot even put a sentence together. This freak show belongs inside a circus tent.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
I really didn't need to see the reflection of her tits in the glass of the door...but I did!!! Aaaaaaagh.
MK is a true professional....I wish my students were more like him. They are always looking for some sorry ass excuse to get out of doing work.
i totally get this, it's about expanding your range of sensation and getting an endorphin rush.
no, the piercings aren't permanent. they removed the needles. it's just about the pain / pleasure.
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"...and i'm pretty sure you guys were being assholes to me on purpose. thanks for making me feel like a customer."
Submitted by RichBitch on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 8:21am.
I don't get it? Are they just pins? What's the point?
ATTENTION!?!?!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Hope she has to go on an airplane soon.
I would throw my fridge magnets at her.
They could have put at LEAST another 3,200 on her whale ass.
Sweet lord some people need not be near naked in public.
Actually this looks more like extreme acupuncture. If she wants to really beat the piercing record, she's got 3,000 more to go:
http://www.foxnews.com/images/511945/2_61_elaine320.jpg
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Is this gonna be another FB tattoo scam?
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
I don't get it? Are they just pins? What's the point?
MK is the hardest working slut in the business!!!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
What I'd give to be working from a coffee shop right now, preferably across from MK.
Happy Friday, sluts.
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Pass a memo around you dumb fucks!
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 7:27pm.
idiot
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Is she KEEPING those fool things? Good luck getting dressed, honey.
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"I'm just going to stop at the 24-hour donut shop and then go home."
"What are you depressed about? Or celebrating?"
Damn, I was kinda excited about the hoarder story!
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"I'm just going to stop at the 24-hour donut shop and then go home."
"What are you depressed about? Or celebrating?"
not good for my hangover.
That's disturbing.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
I don't need to wake up to this foolery. Crazy ass white chick flashing fat ass for the world to see while covered in needles. At least Katy Red has a talent beyond being a pin cushion.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 7:32am.
fios sux but then time warner sux too, sorry MK :
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Thanks for not calling in sick, MK!
I hope you're wearing pajamas and slippers in the cafe.
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twerk those stumps!
I'm not watching the video, but I'd like to see the one of her having them all taken out and then an audio of her taking her first scrubbing-up, post-piercing shower. No pain-killers allowed.
MK, congratulations on only being filled with dedication and nothing dirty this morning. I assume that gets congratulations and not condolences..
fios sux but then time warner sux too, sorry MK :(
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I think I lurve u MK. :D
*pours alcohol and lemon juice on Hot Slut*
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
And this is exactly why Dlisted is the best fucking blog ever. No internet, so MK gets himself down to the internet cafe to keep us loyal hoes happy.
MK, you freaking rock.
I'll buy you a muffin to go with your coffee, but I'm going to pass on this post.
i'm not pressing play...
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