Afternoon Crumbs
Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes' honeymoon pictures are totally not staged, said absolutely no one - Popsugar
Jennifer Lawrence on the set of The Hunger Games, or maybe she's shooting a Sister Wives movie we don't know about? - Lainey Gossip
Lindsay Lohan's art film needs more 3D piranhas - The Superficial
Whoopi farts on The View, it's still more intelligible than anything Elisabeth Hasselbeck has ever said - Towleroad
Why does Sarah Jessica Parker always have to talk like an out of breath toddler doing a Marilyn Monroe impersonation? - Celebitchy
When Christian walked into the light on the Lost finale, I'm pretty sure he then walked right out of Christina Hendricks' cleavage - Hollywood Tuna
Tara Reid looks awesome (remember this is Tara Reid I'm talking about) - (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Urban Outfitters is the Beyonce of corporate clothing stores - The Daily What
I would - OMG Blog
The red True Blood poster looks like the beginning of the most graceful gang bang ever - Just Jared
Mark Zuckerberg is only eating animals he kills himself - NYC Barstool Sports
Blind leading the blind - ICYDK
Bettie McDonald looks a mess - Popoholic
Man nipples galore - The Berry
Lisa Bonet looks stoned - Moe Jackson
Is that tattoo of a seahorse trying to give itself head? - Cityrag
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Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 5:23pm.
Short of murder, I hope that Leanne Rimes gets exactly what she deserves with that handsome user.
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yep. me too.
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It took awhile to get me in, and I'm gonna take my time
Don't fight that good shit in your ear
Now let me blow ya mind
Mark Zuckerberg must be bored with his billions. I predict this stunt will last a few months.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Mary! That is one scorching hot 'roided-up & buffed-out homosexual with Le-Ann!
She's kinda average and lucky to have him...
I hope this was where Brandi and Eddie honeymooned or LeAnn's losing form.
Remember Gretchen, just say to yourself:
"I will bend like a reed in the wind"
I will bend like a reed in the wind
I will ..."
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I thought Leann was at the herp rodeo.
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GERONIMO!
I'm jelly that they're off Lovers' Beach in a yacht. But parking it there is as staged as Beaver's Maui pix. Also, the news that he paid for it (like $3500/day) seems forced. They're married now with a joint account--right?
I only wish that Whoopi had farted on Barbara Walters.
M.K. puts a [NSFW] warning for the Stepdad asshole fuck at least. Just don't click and give that idiot any traffic. Unfortunately, I don't have enough self-discipline to do that, I click everything (and, with many a regret later lol). His site is disturbing but I've seen much, much, much, muuuuuuuuuch worse (sad to say).
Whoopi, not funny. Put a lavender Renuzit suppository in that fart-factory of yours, sweetheart and that way when you feel the urge to pass wind, everyone will think it smells like a Summer Breeze with the subtle stench of cow manure rather than an impacted turd lodged in your colon spewing stench like a sulfur pit. You're welcome, stinky.
KA,
Drunken Stepfather is a piece of shit.
@ Submitted by KA on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 4:23pm.
I said the same thing, but then I got hell for it.
I mean, I went to see Candice Swanepol's sexy rumpshaker through this site, but then I have chicks with sloppy breasts and C-scars in my face at the same time.
Don't fret. There are other sites with the same news stories, and less grotesque deformities. ;-P
I am blinded by Jason Momoa's body....who's Lisa??
I am so hot for guys that look like they are from biblical times and have hard skin n shit, even though I am so athiest. That's fucked up isn't it??
Submitted by Chris Knight on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 3:23pm.
Momoa may be sexy but he's definitely a moron and I hope karma will hit him back.
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Jason's hot, but there's a reason why he has almost no lines in "Game of Thrones". His sole purpose in that series is to be hot and badass and leave the acting to the people with talent.
Wow at the LL's fuckery. That video is just another confirmation of how fucked in the head bitch is.
If she spent as much time on her career as she does navel gazing, she might get somewhere...
Lisa B., I might get stoned for saying this, but hmm, overrated. She's so damn gaunt too that she looks way older than the alleged given age.
Oh and this country bitch, when are we going to stop getting updates on this piece of shit? And I don't know who the hell the meathead husband of hers is and don't care to know either.
The Hunger Games appears to be the next Twilight kinda bullshit explosion, right? Great, can't wait for more rabid fans of an annoying franchise.
I kind of feel bad for LeAnne. I can't be easy to be so crazy in love.
Lisa B is only 42. I know you kids think that is so old. But 42 is really pretty young. Lets's see Lisa at 55.
Re: Lisa Bonet
That's the mother of a 21 year old? Go, Lisa! I think her kid is nice, too. Agree with NC-Laydee all the way.
Say what you want about Lisa B - she keeps her some phyne men. You don't hear about her in the tabloids, she doesn't seem to be hurting for money as we haven't seen her act in years. She keeps a low profile, occasionally pops out a baby, keeps the appearance of being buzzed, does the hippy thang and sleeps with that gorgeous man.
Even her daughter Zoey with Lenny K. keeps a low profile. She's in the new X-Men movie so we'll be seeing more of her but I don't ever remember reading about that young woman getting caught up in a bunch of mess.
Live your life like you want to Lisa.
I. Cannot. Hate.
Submitted by mike: on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 4:33pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 3:46pm.
"The Hunger Games"? No, check out "Battle Royale" with Beat Takeshi.
I only heard of The Hunger Games a few days ago, and that's the first thing I thought of (and by "thought of" I mean it's gotta be just an Americanized version - the author can't possibly be claiming it's an original creation).
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I love Takeshi. His remake of Zatoichi is unmatched. The man can act and direct. Check out the little seen and underrated "Brother." He really revitalized the gangster genre for me. My favourite of his is "Violent Cop."
Short of murder, I hope that Leanne Rimes gets exactly what she deserves with that handsome user.
O M F G African children are going to send HER food after seeing this picture! *Vomitsinmouthalittle*
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
OMG, LeAnn is scary-skinny. YUCK!
SJP is fug with a capital F, and her new movie looks incredibly boring.
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I'm here for your entertainment...
How could I miss this gem, from the lips of that Facebook asshole: " “This year I’ve basically become a vegetarian since the only meat I’m eating is from animals I’ve killed myself". How he could come up with a social networking site with that brain, it's beyond me.
Kidding aside, that article makes him look super creepy. I woudln't be surprised if he's training himself to slaugher animals now, but in a few years he hunts and kills chicks for fun.
And he's the prime example of the bored rich moron.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Ok, that's it. Lindz is a detestable, worthless POS, and I'm NOT changing my mind again.
Btw, the opening of her vid - totally stolen from Nina Paley's (vastly superior and highly entertaining) animated feature "Sita Sings the Blues" .. see for yourself)
http://www.sitasingstheblues.com/watch.html
Leanne looks like dogshit, I'm sorry. Worse than that - insecure dogshit. NOT a look, Leanne. And Eddie - I know he's technically hot, but to me he just looks like a juvenile caveman asshole. Just look at him ignoring her in favor of his homie pals, except when a kiss pic MUST be taken. So into it, I'm heartwarmed. Like, not.
Sarah Jessica Parker needs to go the fuck away. I wantz Rojo C and Cynthia!
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
MK should've used that Hendricks chick's photoshoot as the Photoshop Awards. I saw her in a one-piece a few days ago and that twat looks like a thick baby whale and doesn't have a waist uless a super-strength spanx is abused. Bitches please!.
VivaMexico: That's what I thought about Eddie Cibrian too, but that Rymes chick is delusional enough to think he's head-over-heels for her. Fugly chick, from heat to toe.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Eddie Cibrien is still fucking hot, you can't deny that.
Whoopie is gross, farting, BO, those commercials pee pads for when a little squirts out and dreadlocks. YUCK disgusting all around
Bill Cosby - Ok Lisa, I'm going to give you your own TV show. It will run right after 'The Cosby Show' which is the hottest show on TV right now, guaranteeing you excellent viewership. Your supporting cast are strong enough to carry the show by themselves so your work is cut out for you. All you have to do is NOT act like a brainless, talentless whore who uses the public spotlight to air out your daddy issues with fucked up, anti-social behaviour. So, how about it?
Lisa Bonet - FUCK YOU BILL COSBY!!! I'M OFF TO STAR IN A SHITTY MICKEY ROURKE PIECE OF CRAP SO I CAN SHOW OF MY ITTY BITTY TITS!!! YOU SEE THESE!!! T-I-T-S!!!! YOU PUDDING POP DICKED MOFO!!!
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It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 3:46pm.
"The Hunger Games"? No, check out "Battle Royale" with Beat Takeshi.
I only heard of The Hunger Games a few days ago, and that's the first thing I thought of (and by "thought of" I mean it's gotta be just an Americanized version - the author can't possibly be claiming it's an original creation).
Whoopi actually let go of an audible fart during The View?
Great, now whenever I see Whoopi, not only will I remember that article from years ago wherein her daughter discusses Whoopi's chronic BO issues and how she has to prod Whoopi to take a shower, I'll also think smelly fart mixed in with BO. Plus there's still that matter of her face to contend with...
Cannot wait for Trueblood either..one month and counting!!
*I have no life*
Hey ME & M
I met Ed during his SB days on a soap tour very much a hottie and knew it-I'm sure nothing has changed....tried to get our group of girls to meet him at a country western bar in town...
Omg! omg! omg!! I can't wait for True Blood's new season!!!! Woooo!!
Did anyone see Lady Caca's "speacial MTV interview" I was rolling my eyes the whole time. She was seriously acting like she has a special fucking talent. It sounded so fake..."I remember listening to clasical music and the Beatles. my father would put records on everyday while we danced and laughed! He would toss me in the air in look in to my eyes saying someday you'll be a great musician...."
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(Dough) I’m going to the store
(Tre) But you aint got no money
(Dough) I’m going anyway
Look, I'm no prude, but I'm never visiting that Drunken Stepfather site again. I am NOT a fan of the nude booty shaking, and I don't care to stare at some woman's vagina flapping in the breeze. I'm done.
That Linds video is ATROCIOUS. What the fuck.
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"I mean, sentenced to 120 days and sat in there for about as long as a Pink Floyd song?" - MK
There's something about her stomach that freaks me out. I get the same reaction when I see a preggo womans stomach (sorry)
She has a face that gives me the urge to punch her right in the kisser idk why might be the eyebrows or just her fucking fart face.
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(Dough) I’m going to the store
(Tre) But you aint got no money
(Dough) I’m going anyway
Re: Xtina
This doesn't matter whether you like GaGa or not.
Anyone remember how Xtina trashed her (and Britney)? She said that Britney had "let herself go" (ahem). She said she'd never heard of GaGa after some pointed out how similar her new look was to GaGa's (well, you've heard of her now because "Forbes" rated her the most powerful entertainer, above Oprah, and she's #7 on the Most Powerful Woman in the World list.)
I do think that the media does this tiresome thing of pitting one woman against another (the whole catfight bullshit), and it is refreshing to hear celebs speak their mind and have an honest opinion that doesn't reek of insincere adoration. However, while I think that Xtina is a feminist, I also think that she can be a real bitch. And so can karma.
Mark Zuckerberg is irredeemable. Nothing he does for the rest of his life will make up for having perpetrated facebook upon the world. The fact that he stole it is hardly a mitigating factor.
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I just remembered--I don't work here!!
In 'The Social Network', Zuckerberg came across as petty, insecure, spiteful, passive-aggressive, vengeful, amoral, mean and completely self-centered. Even allowing for some artistic license and subjectivity on the part of the author, Zuckerberg's still pretty loathesome.
I couldn't care less if he has a brain the size of the Atlantic ocean.
Oh and I did I mention he's got a face like a hat full of arseholes?
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Nice diet Lee Ann...Eat Something. That's not even heroin chic.
Mr. M - sure, I'll share.
Did anyone watch that Lindsay Lohan video. Is she kidding? This is more ballsy and delusional than her drunk driving and claims that black guys love her. Fast forward to the 1:09 mark. This is not what actors send out; it's what tricks send out to potential johns. Epic. Fail. I kept waiting for Andy Samberg to pop in, letting us in on the joke that it's really an SNL Digital Short. Alas, this is for realz.
PS. Can I trade places with Sookie? Please??
Re: Urban Outfitter's plagiarized necklace
(http://thedailywh.at/2011/05/26/this-may-be-all-kinds-of-wrong-of-the-da...)
I like what this guy wrote on "The Daily What":
"The NY necklace is a Rorschach test for the horny/perverted/porn addicted apparently. I saw a chick on her back with her hands behind her head being f*cked violently on a short/platform bed by a guy with two fistfuls of breasts. I guess doggy works too though."
I did, too.
How come these two can't get kidnapped by Mexican drug lords?
Also, Lianne looks gross in a bikini. And her man is not that into her, you can tell by his body language in the shot where they are kissing. He is completely uninterested.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 3:45pm.
Mr. M - I've been drooling over this bitch since Sunset Beach. DIBS!
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*uses hottest Sam Elliot sexy voice*
I got a little thing goin on with grommet earlier today, we're both gonna do Jude Law and then compare notes. You up for sharing Eddie? If not I know you called dibs so I can troll around for someone else.
*drifts off to find other easy celebrity meat*
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
"The Hunger Games"? No, check out "Battle Royale" with Beat Takeshi.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 3:42pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 3:41pm.
My God. I know he's a slime bucket, cheating son of a bitch but DAMN he's fucking HOT!
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HEY! I saw him first. And you are correct, he is a slime bucket cheat etc but I want to make him my bottom bitch. Is that bad?
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Mr. M - I've been drooling over this bitch since Sunset Beach. DIBS!
God, Lisa Bonet! What did she do to her face minus the smoking of the good shit. Jeez Louis. She was so beautiful.
And fuck you Urban Outfitters. I hate that place with all my soul
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 3:41pm.
My God. I know he's a slime bucket, cheating son of a bitch but DAMN he's fucking HOT!
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HEY! I saw him first. And you are correct, he is a slime bucket cheat etc but I want to make him my bottom bitch. Is that bad?
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"