Aubrey O'Day Keeps It Demure In White
When I was a kid, our neighbor would have these pool parties every now and again for everyone on the block. Almost every single time, these brats from the neighborhood would show up in nothing but their chonies. The little boy wore his Underoos and the girl wore panties with a tank top. There we were, in our trunks, bathing suits and oversized t-shirts (for the fat kids) and there they were looking like drunk college students who just broke into the school pool. And their mother would wear a proper bathing suit with a sarong and everything, so I'm not sure what their deal was. I didn't have the sense back then to ask them why they insisted on showing us their wet part prints.
But it's obvious that one of those kids grew up to be Aubrey O'Day, because here's the human makeup puff in JcPenney bridal lingerie at a pool party in Las Vegas yesterday. You know, I'm not mad, though.
There's something about ill-fitting white lingerie, tummy tuck scars, painted on abs, topple over titties and third-degree Kardashian face that just screams ELEGANCE! Or maybe it's screaming something totally different and I should get an ear wash.
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Yucky. When did she get so flabby? As ladies we need to realize that bikini's are a privledge, not a right.
When will women learn? Sometimes the sexiest thing to do is show less. Wear something classy and flattering....oh wait, Aubrey O'Day....yeah....no class.
That's the VS miraculous swim top, its ALL padding. I'm a natural C and my boobs look ridiculous when I wear it. Anyone bigger than a natural B cup should not wear that! She's not fat, but definately not as hot as she thinks she is...
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Submitted by Whatever on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 9:41pm.
Why would she want to show off those chunky thighs? That bikini top is 12 sizes too big.
God forbid anyone has thighs these days.
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For your health.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 10:51am.
she's not fat, but she sure is gross.
100% agreed.
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So what is the deal with her lipo scares? or did this bitch have a C section that she is trying to hide? Either way, cover up your scars.
She's voluptuous and that's fine, but she needs to tone up, which usually involves at least some fat-loss. Spray tanners can only camouflage so much. And when you're that top-heavy, you really need to be mindful of the tops you wear, and that bra is a disaster. Someone please get her a styilst and a trainer STAT. She's pretty in the face, so she has the potential to be smoking hot.
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Oh, Aubrey. This is just depressing.
Love the lipo scars that the tiny, white panties (NOT a bathing suite bottom) show off! And the ridiculously-too-big top! LOL!
"Google me, you dumb fuck!", said some punk bitch rookie cop.
she's not fat, but she sure is gross.
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You can buy all the make up that M.A.C. can make
But if you can look inside you, find out who am I too
Be in a position to make me feel so damn unpretty
She's not fat but she could stand to lose five-ten pounds. Words can't even describe how horribly ugly that lingerie is on her.
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what happened to her?! Doesnt even look like the same girl from Diddys Making the Band I still remember the first season she had attitude back then too
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I used to work for a major bra company so what bothers me the most about this shot is the fact that she doesn't even have on the correct size bra. It's not like she had to pay for it. Lord knows we gave away Wonderbras to celebrities all the time - hoping they'd mention wearing it. I'm not even touching the rest of their ensemble - I can't get pass the oversized bra.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 8:58am.
I'm disgusted.
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Liar liar, good eye on fire...
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Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...
I'm disgusted.
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
While I envy her flat tummy (due to lipo of course) I would NOT want anything else from the hips down. Massive legs...meh..no thank you
Who is this less-than-attractive lunatic?
This is embarrassing! She should have went the extra mile and got lipo on the rest of her bloated ass body. Thanks for this, MK. I was feeling a little self conscious being one of the only people in NYC today with shorts on. But now I feel great about myself!
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She's not skinny but she's def not fat either.
"as am I..."
Obviously, this girl did not get enough attention as a child.
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this is NOT j.o. material
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She looks like a hybrid of several reality stars. She is not fat, she just doesn't have any muscle tone.
I think she should put out a dance single or something with clothes on. I still love the Damage remixes.
What is this I don't even. D:
There is nothing I dislike more than ill-fitting lingerie. Girl, NO!
Submitted by mcnightmare on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 10:30pm.
Submitted by A.cotw on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 7:42pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 7:20pm.
In a world without faith,fat women are the Devil. Or so one would think based on popular attitudes towards heavy women.
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this.
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But hell, I've done it myself(when I was thinner). I used to get made fun of for being too skinny, then too fat, then too skinny. Now I'm a fatass again so ppl do it to me. Full circle! That's life I guess. I'm done playing the weight game, I got bigger fish to fry!
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"MIZ" Holmes?? I thought that "miz" was reserved for middle aged lesbians, not cyborgs married to middle aged homosexual dwarves.
God, why do bitches insist on wearing "nude" lipstick that makes em look like a week-old corpse??
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Fancy Malone~04/27/2011
"MIZ" Holmes?? I thought that "miz" was reserved for middle aged lesbians, not cyborgs married to middle aged homosexual dwarves.
Shame you could not show a more stunning model!
bath taps
Ok, I don't think she is fat. That being said, she looks SO out of proportion that it is almost comical (see thumbnail #10) She needs to drop a couple of cup sizes and then work on toning her butt and thighs. Also, stop with the plastic surgery on her face before she ends up looking like Priscilla Presley.
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Mel Gibson needs an enema.
I think a twat-pasty would cover more than that "bikini bottom." God, what a nightmare! Can you imagine waking up to that face? Or whatever face is actually UNDER that face? Terrifying!!!!!!!!
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"I wrote the fuckin' book on finesse!" Bobby Mercer, Four Brothers.
This young woman couldn't possibly have been fat enough to warrant the need for liposuction. Such a shame what some women do to themselves with cosmetic procedures when a decent diet and some exercise could do the same thing for far less money, no scars and less health risk. I guess instant gratification is easier than self-discipline.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 10:30pm.
Another way to put it is this: since being heavy is completely unacceptable for a woman, calling a woman fat-regardless of her actual weight and BMI-is like using every expletive and expression of contempt in the lexicon at once. The reverse is also true. For someone with an eating disorder, "I'm fat" means everything is wrong me,I am worthless,stupid,useless,ugly,clumsy, and so forth.
It seems that some Dlisters are more offended by fat than others,and each one expresses it differently.
WOW!!! WHY?? I know what those scars are :-) I had a little lipo myself, but no scars because it's called SCAR FADE GEL BITCH!!! Only 50 bucks and scars are gone in a few months, why doesn't she know this? You can't be lazy w/ plastic surgery or else your body will be much worse.
Okay, enough ranting. She is cute, but she needs to get herself together and get rid of the mounds of make-up, weave and start dieting and exercise. I don't want to make fun because I don't know if she is being lazy or going through something personal. Come on bitch, I'm rooting for you!!!!
She should really try to overcome her shyness. Oh wait, she's actually wearing these items in public?
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Submitted by A.cotw on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 7:42pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 7:20pm.
In a world without faith,fat women are the Devil. Or so one would think based on popular attitudes towards heavy women.
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this.
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 10:04pm.
Oh, you so have the pulse of how guys in clubs think... :)
Those over the shoulder boulder holders are massive!
Blech !
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 10:02pm.
HAHAHAHAHA!
No, no, this was the skank bestie! No cans to speak of, and a face like a crocheted potholder made of acrylic rainbow yarn.
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What fresh hell is this?
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 9:58pm.
I tried to imagine myself as a man, hoping for romance inside the club and instead spotting the fake leather equivalent of a sandwich board that said MY VALUES ARE TOTAL CRAP.
And? You see her giant fake cans, right?
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 9:57pm.
Super nice, funny guy. Too nice for the room.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 9:50pm.
I'm not entirely sure who she is, to be honest. I remember a story about her recently, wherein she and her skank bestie fought their way into some velvet rope establishment.
The only thing that stands out is the friend's colossal gold handbag. It was absolutely massive. I tried to imagine myself as a man, hoping for romance inside the club and instead spotting the fake leather equivalent of a sandwich board that said MY VALUES ARE TOTAL CRAP.
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What fresh hell is this?
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 9:50pm.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 9:45pm.
hahaha. Is she a singer? One of the O'Day Sisters?
There used to be a funny young poster on this here site who was--or said he was--in lust with her. He'd get increasingly depressed the lower she sank.
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Submitted by A.cotw on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 9:45pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 8:52pm.
Without weaves, she has ten hairs on her head. Six of them are split.
Is it true that wearing a hair weave or extensions damages a person's natural hair?
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Especially if your hair is thin! I'm sure she's got bald spots by now - I bet that's why some girls don't ever take them out. This saddens me:( I love my scalp. I could never do that to it.
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 9:45pm.
hahaha. Is she a singer? One of the O'Day Sisters?
There used to be a funny young poster on this here site who was--or said he was--in lust with her. He'd get increasingly depressed the lower she sank.
@ Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 6:05pm.
That's a nice theory. :-)
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 9:34pm.
Ouch.
What's that purple thing? (Who among us hasn't asked this same question?) It looks like a cake that nobody would eat, and the word "LIQUID" is glued to it in junior high handwriting.
It's all so disturbing. Maybe that's why the crowd turned away, that purple thing that looks like a cake.
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What fresh hell is this?
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 8:52pm.
Without weaves, she has ten hairs on her head. Six of them are split.
Is it true that wearing a hair weave or extensions damages a person's natural hair?
In the words of Arthur Steven Lange Jr: "That is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen".
Why would she want to show off those chunky thighs? That bikini top is 12 sizes too big.
I like the last thumb, where not one person is even looking at her posing. You know the pool manager said to the lifeguard, "Dude, bump it up to a full gallon of chlorine when we close."