Friday, May 13th 2011
Open Post: Hosted By A Drunk Sea Beauty
After emptying out a piñata full of mezcal, this beach beauty probably thought it was a good idea to perform a one-woman version of the From Here To Eternity make-out scene.
This educational video makes a good case for why one should have children. When your drunk ass is about to drown in a shallow wave, your children will risk getting poked in the eye with your bare nipple to drag you to safety.
P.S. - Why the hell did the camera dude not help a bitch out?! As punishment, he's coming back as a smiley face censor in his next life.
via Buzzfeed (Thanks to Jack for sending this in!)
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This was strangely hypnotic. I could see myself rolling around in there too. Apart from the potential drowning aspect, it looked like she was having a hell of a lot of fun. But I don't wear bikinis.
Best thing that could happen to her kids would be to end up in an orphanage...they'd certainly be better off than with this stank ass ho.
Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 05/14/2011 - 10:12am.
and where kids adopt a caretaker role to "parents" who can't put the fucking cup down.
I'd remove the kids from the situation and let her take her chances. I have too much hatery for this kind of stuff.
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Team THIS.
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"'They See Me Rollin', They Hatin' chariot is born!" -MK
I'd let her sink or swim. I started putting my monster of a drunk and abusive father to bed drunk when I was 5. One quarter of his size and one sixth his weight. I have zero tolerence for these freaks who act this way and where kids adopt a caretaker role to "parents" who can't put the fucking cup down.
I'd remove the kids from the situation and let her take her chances. I have too much hatery for this kind of stuff.
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Dark-sided!
ESE - Horray and a sigh of relief for you!
My silly cat got out last night, too!!!
Our old neighbors declawed him and just left him in the house when they moved, so got him and we DO NOT ever let him outside! But the little rascal pushed the screen through and was gone for an hour. Came back w/spider webby nose and dirty tootsies! He let me wash him, though. Silly Gary the Cat!
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Submitted by Fraggle: I vary between 665 and 667, depending on hormones.
Hi, Mickey!
I TOTALLY Agree with YOU!
I was going to come on and say something like that yesterday, but saw that stupid racist's post first thing and logged off. :-(
Anyway, I'da helped tubby. Hell once I pulled over and picked up a baby skunk who was running along the side of the rode. I put him in the trees and it let me! :-)
----------and HAHAHAHAHAH @DEEDEE!!
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Submitted by Fraggle: I vary between 665 and 667, depending on hormones.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 11:49pm.
I agree, Mickey. I thought, "Damn! Won't someone help this drunken bitch out?" But she should have foreseen trouble since they let her leave the house in that two-piece.
escaped doggy update: he's home, folks!... the 'lil rat(yes, i'll call him that!... i'm a cat person!)was waiting at the front door after my friend and i gave up the search!!!.... fuckin' dog!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm-xui5HFDc
"night, all!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Am I alone in being bothered by the fact that no one came to this broad's rescue? She could have easily drowned amidst all those people. I'm still eternally grateful to that middle aged man on the train who honored his promise and woke me up on time after I had passed out - in my mini dress, legs spread and all - from having had nothing but 80 percent rum all night (they were out of Dutch gin). Without this man's help things could have turned ugly for me that night. Well, they did when I came home, because I threw up all over our new carpet and when he saw me hanging over the toilet my man seriously contemplated moving me out and since we'd only been living together for a few days that would have been really embarassing. The Gods took another approach to punishing me, because my throat was scorched the next day and I had to wear shades for a week because I drank myself a concussion. So no judgement here.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by yucko on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 11:22pm.
Haven't seen it. At this point, the whole genre blends together.
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"Only fools think that men and women love differently. Fools and pedagogues. I tell you, the love of men for women is just as heartbreaking, just as muddled, just as bewildering, and in the end just as unfinished."
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 10:58pm.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 10:50pm.
Chick flick version of The Hangover?
Yup. Seeing that I'm the only person ever who didn't think The Hangover was funny, I may not like it. The Bridesmaids trailer looked like a lot of yelling, drunkenness, mishaps, pratfalls, backstabbing, and other such hilarity.
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I didn't think The Hangover was that funny either. But I do love "I Love You, Man".
Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 10:50pm.
Chick flick version of The Hangover?
Yup. Seeing that I'm the only person ever who didn't think The Hangover was funny, I may not like it. The Bridesmaids trailer looked like a lot of yelling, drunkenness, mishaps, pratfalls, backstabbing, and other such hilarity.
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"Only fools think that men and women love differently. Fools and pedagogues. I tell you, the love of men for women is just as heartbreaking, just as muddled, just as bewildering, and in the end just as unfinished."
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 10:38pm.
Wow, Bridesmaids is getting really good reviews... Rotten Tomatoes gives it 80-90%. My local radio reviewer gave it 10/10.
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Chick flick version of The Hangover?
Wow, Bridesmaids is getting really good reviews... Rotten Tomatoes gives it 80-90%. My local radio reviewer gave it 10/10.
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"Only fools think that men and women love differently. Fools and pedagogues. I tell you, the love of men for women is just as heartbreaking, just as muddled, just as bewildering, and in the end just as unfinished."
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 10:27pm.
They seem an OK band (I've googled - but thanks).
In my house it's sacrilege to like anything but rock. When the kids were small I used to dance around the lounge room with them to Guns'n'Roses and Metallica.
My little headbangers are all grown up now.
*sigh*
Might have to get another dog - AKA four legged empty nest syndrome. :)
Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 10:20pm.
"A Day to Remember" - I've never heard of them before.
Hmmmm. Maybe fun for kids?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61ESVVk4bNk
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 10:11pm.
"A Day to Remember" - I've never heard of them before.
They are playing at The Big Top at Luna Park.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 10:00pm.
He'll be fine--and then you'll ask what you were so worried about. Is it a well-known band he's seeing?
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"Only fools think that men and women love differently. Fools and pedagogues. I tell you, the love of men for women is just as heartbreaking, just as muddled, just as bewildering, and in the end just as unfinished."
How did she do that and still live?
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 9:48pm.
My baby boy is a bit of a wuss (yippeee!) and basically sensible - I'm not worried about how he conducts himself (or his friends' behaviour).
It's the other teenage moronic dicks out there that scare the crap out of me - the ones who go looking for trouble, and invariably find it. Or create it - which is worse.
It's going to be a long night.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 9:40pm.
Teenage boys get in fights, drink, crash cars, get arrested; but at least they don't get preggers. Not sure which is worse.
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"Only fools think that men and women love differently. Fools and pedagogues. I tell you, the love of men for women is just as heartbreaking, just as muddled, just as bewildering, and in the end just as unfinished."
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 9:34pm
Damn! I forgot to tell him not to squeal at half naked men! ;)
Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 9:15pm.
My son is attending his first rock concert this weekend.
*panic stricken*
Just be sure to caution him sternly not to do any of the things you did at your first rock concert.
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80s flashback: Under the Milky Way
Ah fuck! Who leaked my video?!?!?
My son is attending his first rock concert this weekend.
*panic stricken*
The Chelsea Handler ad: Was she going for bleached blonde Steven Tyler or is that simply the unfortunate reality?
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 8:38pm.
No worries,
Mr ESE reminded me of something:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGL1pZwfSMU&feature=related
*edited for my dumbassedness*
alright, folks... i gotta go corral a friend of mine's puppy dog that has gotten out of his fence... this shouldn't be too hard... i've got a flashlight!!
anyway... to close out(for now) the 80's, i leave you with...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTYQnX_e1zc&feature=related
and, as far as my montage for the finals... yes, it is, for sure, gonna be done to this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEjgPh4SEmU
see ya all later!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
:) Don't be mad cliffdweller. *motorboats you*
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 8:35pm.
Yeah, finally...
Submitted by cliffdweller on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 8:32pm.
FINALLY!! lololol *smacks your ass* ;)
*grooves to ESE's higher love*
SONOFA!!!
i gotta go out for a minute, folks.... hold on to this, will ya?...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=524Tf0dNRNw
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 8:23pm.
Done : )
http://www.silentuk.com/?cat=54
*edit*
I'm watching GaGa in concert on HBO2 and she is 100% Madonna's Truth or Dare. I hate her.
I'm taping it *running away in shame*
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Dark-sided!
PUT IT IN MAH FACE CLIFFDWELLER!!! Gah, I hafta do everything around here. lol
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 8:14pm.
Yeah, I know I'm screwed in a bad way.
I watched this at work, and, seriously thought that my gentle loving co-workers were going to have to call an ambulance as I could not breathe from all the laughing. How this heifer did not drown is a miracle in itself.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 8:11pm.
Oh my, ESE, I am ALWAYS in an 80s mood! I love it. I wish I could be transported back again, just for a week. Great, great times. (or did they suck and I just think they were great?)
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*hands IF a can of hairspray and a pair of ultra neon spandex pants*... you're now part of my training team!LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij-jM8CcQIQ
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
hows that for some fucking animal abuse!
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What's up, douchebag?
@ cliffdweller no, I prefer it in mah face. Jussayin. ;)
I so love dl slores. That is all. Bwhahaahahaha! *hits apple bong HARD*
Oh my, ESE, I am ALWAYS in an 80s mood! I love it. I wish I could be transported back again, just for a week. Great, great times. (or did they suck and I just think they were great?)
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Dark-sided!
You people are simply impossible.
*shoves apple bong up everyone's arse*
Better?
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 7:58pm.
I'm sorry you drink a lot - you must have....well, everything in common with D-Listers!
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oh, don't be "sorry"!... i'm practicing for the finals!
my theme music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXO3gKfOUN8
yes, i'm in an 80's mood tonight... i plan to have my own cheesy montage later! HA!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 7:54pm.
idk IF, seems harmless? lol @precocious it's Charlize Theron hitting an apple bong...an IRL pic taken with a serious zoom lens. :)
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Oh Jeeze! Ha ha ha ha! I didn't know such things existed--I thought that was a frosty tropical beverage in a fancy glass! She's a klassy one.
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Hand me my shank.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 7:47pm.
*raises hand*
Yeah, I don't get it either. My original avie was from an urban exploration/photography group that is amazing: silentuk.com
Oh don't mind me, I know it's harmless. I'm just bored and stupid. A wicked combination!
You know I was thinking it was Theron, and then Hagel popped into my head.
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 7:53pm.
Ha ha ha! Perhaps you haven't seen…
THIS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw
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Hand me my shank.
Thank you for trying, ESE!
I'm sorry you drink a lot - you must have....well, everything in common with D-Listers!
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Dark-sided!
idk IF, seems harmless? lol @precocious it's Charlize Theron hitting an apple bong...an IRL pic taken with a serious zoom lens. :)
And ESE yes!! NOBODY PUTS CAPPY IN THE CORNER. lolol