Alex Pettyfer Is Such A Gentleman
When going down a dude, haven't you wished that he would ejaculate a thank you card (preferably one that looks like this) or even hum out the melody to Dido's "Thank You." Just once, wouldn't you like to suck a dick with some manners?! Well, Alex Pettyfer, star of Beastly and I Am Number Four, has heard your cries for some gentlemanly behavior and that's why he got "thank you" tattooed above his peen area. Alex jokes (I'm guessing) to VMAN (via E! News) that he got the Miss Manners approved tattoo just in case he forgets to say it afterward. Doesn't that just make you want to get "oh, you're very welcome" tattooed on your tongue? And "you forgot to give me a kiss goodbye" tattooed on your ass lips? Words of polite romance don't mean a thing unless they're in black ink.
Alex, who already has a reputation for being a certified bastard prick, went on tell VMAN about how he only moved to L.A. from England for his career and he can't wait to take his polite crotch tattoo out of there.
"L.A. is growing on me a little bit but it's still a shit hole. I think it's this insidious pool where nearly everyone lives in fear. Geographically it's fantastic, but socially it's disgusting. I wish they'd run all the cunts out.I wish I had some interesting stories about living in L.A., but mostly I just do my work and then go home.
Being an actor is like being in prison. You go, you serve your time, you try and replicate Johnny Depp's career and then you move to Paris."
Alex's "run all the cunts out" of L.A. comment reminded me of one of my favorite childhood stories. You know, the one about the Pied Piper who lured all the cunts (or was it rats, or children?) out of that German village? Yeah, that one. I bet if the Piped Piper did the same thing in L.A., Alex would be the first cunt following him past the city limits.
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he's an ugly cunt and wtf is a pettyfer.
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This little bitch needs to STFU!
The two movies he did were not hits on any STRETCH of the imagination, especially I am Number Four- which was supposed to be a big hit, but it wasn't, no matter how hard they pushed it.
And the rep all over LA is he's a little douchebag so he will end a career before he has one.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 5:11pm.
Wow, how KLASSY. Reminds me of something I saw on ugliesttattoos.failblog.org, it was this pasty bitch with the WORST razor burns evah who had CONGRATULATIONS! tattooed right above her bajingo.
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I saw that! Did you see the stretch mark covered girl with "Lucky You" tattooed above her bush? *shudder*
Ooo. He looks like something out of a shounen manga written by a woman. *drool*
Of course my hot guy buzz was killed the minute I clicked the link and saw him with that greasy highlighted hair and Windsor-like ears. >.<
@Hekki
New York City is awesome, im going back there in 7 weeks for the 2nd time in 12 months, i love it its soooo nice :) the first time i was there, homeland security didnt see my returning ticket, so they thought i was going to marry some USA woman and kept asking if i had a GF and who i was meeting. and i was like, IM gay... i love the cock (i didn't say that bit) yeah and btw there is my returning ticket :)
And this guy is a such a wanker, another ryan phillipe.
Yes yes pretty boy, we get it you're pretty, STFU, it doesn't mean you're the next Clint Eastwood or Paul Newman or something...
he probably sucked some fat wheezy's cock to get into the industry anyway, we all know hollywood is not about talent, its about who you fuck.
it explains how marble mouth Blake Lively and Scarlett Ho-Hansson are considered "actresses" and think they are the next Meryl Streep.
Anyway yes, i would fuck him but since he is a douche, id ask him to leave after :)
The one thing that seems to be true (I don't live in LA and have only visited) is that it is a true industry town.
The nice thing about NYC is that there are lots of hopefuls here, but they're spread out among different groups - we have aspiring artists, musicians, bankers, lawyers, etc. So if you go to a party, you'll have ALL kinds of desperate wannabes, not just actors. It's a bit more entertaining.
Submitted by Lemonaide: "Fuck you Alex Pettyfer. If acting is such a drag, don't do it. Get a job at El Pollo Loco and see how good acting looks, you spoiled prima donna fuck head.
I hope his career goes nowhere. There are enough douchebag actors as it is."
AMEN.
Submitted by KANYESCAPS on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 9:07pm.
I live in LA and I wish they'd run all the cunts out too....considering most of them are wanna be actors who moved here from somewhere else and feel like they need to act "so LA" or whine and cry about how horrible it is here. Newsflash, most people actually FROM LA are not like that. Go back to London douchebag and we'll have one less cunt to worry about.
KANYESCAPS, I co-sign. fuck that puto.
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He looks like Ryan Philippe, at least from this angle. The pic has a gayish vibe. Heard of him but never saw him in any movie. He's right about what he says, seems quite a down to earth guy despite his ex, bitchy Diana Agron tried to give him a Chris Brown aura.
Submitted by GossipNaked on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 1:45am.
uhm...isn't this entire blog about the cunts that live in LA?
haaaaaaaaaaaa. A lot of them, anyways.
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uhm...isn't this entire blog about the cunts that live in LA?
At least everyone had good teeth in LA.
Or at the very least, teeth.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
He should have an affair with Goopy.
Considering she's a British mom and hates the US so much.
Although fucking her would more than likely be tantamount to doing an ice luge at Brother Jimmy's.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
Well, the "girls" from SATC thought so too. They couldn't wait to get back to NYC. It must be true then.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 11:32pm.
Submitted by TriptheLight on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 8:37pm.
A Thank You tat above your crotch is the same as a "Kick Me" sign to me.
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Lol. Or "Bite the tip off"
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by TriptheLight on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 8:37pm.
A Thank You tat above your crotch is the same as a "Kick Me" sign to me.
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Lol. Or "Bite the tip off".
It's true, LA is full of cunts. But there's a lot of fun shit to do, so I kind of like it here.
*Sits on the lawn to enjoy the fresh cunt fumes in the air *
That little girl who played Christina Crawford (can't remember her name, Marla?) was excellent. I love Crawford as an actress and iconic Hollywood figure, but I don't doubt that she beat that kid (and neither did Claudette Colbert). Alcoholic rages are a bitch.
Lol! thank you, i feel sorry for this little girl man, idk if crawford really abused christina but this little girl sure saw some fucked up shit from being in that movie ha
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What's up, douchebag?
Submitted by Genny18: "before i read the comments I would like to say that I most definitely believe that he owns a bent dick and is always angry. cuz it's ugly.
ok...now to read"
Christina, go get the Bon Ami! (Love your avie.)
First of all, who is this guy??? I have never seen anything he has been in, and secondly LA is mainly run by arrogant asshole pricks...the cunts are the poor souls that have to marry the pricks and fake orgasms to keep up their plastic surgery bills..so he has the wrong gender from the jump...and really, it is not necessary to shit where you eat...if you are an actor living in a city known for supporting actors and you insult the entire population unless you are a real good male ho, I would shut the fuck up and quit insulting a city you know nothing about...L.A. is good and bad just like New York, London, Paris, Miami...you cannot dump a whole city esp. when they are providing your bread and butter right now.
before i read the comments I would like to say that I most definitely believe that he owns a bent dick and is always angry. cuz it's ugly.
ok...now to read
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What's up, douchebag?
I haven't the slightest clue who he is, but he's gorgeous. Good enough, I reckon.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
He puts the petty in Pettyfer. I guess he can afford to antagonize a metropolis with 12m people in it, a lot of whom are linked to the Industry.
LA has about the same ratio of good vs. bad people as any other big city. If you don't like the vibe, move out. I'd also bet that he spent all his time in a tight triangle bordered by Brentwood, Venice, and WeHo. That's only the Botoxed loin of LA, not the whole beast.
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LA is full of shallow actors, and it can be a phony place. Wow. Real deep observation. Spoiled bitch, you'd last a day in prison. Where is this prison where one can act, get paid, get fame, and go home at the end of the day? Oh, in Lindsay Lohan's dream.
Fuck you Alex Pettyfer. If acting is such a drag, don't do it. Get a job at El Pollo Loco and see how good acting looks, you spoiled prima donna fuck head.
I hope his career goes nowhere. There are enough douchebag actors as it is.
I live in LA and I wish they'd run all the cunts out too....considering most of them are wanna be actors who moved here from somewhere else and feel like they need to act "so LA" or whine and cry about how horrible it is here. Newsflash, most people actually FROM LA are not like that. Go back to London douchebag and we'll have one less cunt to worry about.
What a Tool! Capital T! Good riddance to you...one less person on the freeways out here!
While I appreciate the attempt at manners, I find it to be half assed and weak. When I blow you, I don't want you to make me read a tattoo on your pube! Shit, my man always returns the favor with AT LEAST a good finger bang! You have a lot to learn, sir.
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I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.
A Thank You tat above your crotch is the same as a "Kick Me" sign to me.
*tattoos "that'll be $250 above pube bone*
FUCK THAT HURT
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
According to that link he also has Emma Robert's name tattooed on him. Yeah this dude's a creeper.
In his defense in England when somebody says "cunts" they are usually talking about men not women. And the meaning of cunt over there is more like calling somebody an asshole/looser.
Well, at least he's had the best laser hair removal available....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Who the hell is this guy. This country has enough
douchers no need to import them.
Well he is right about LA. LA is great if you live in one of those nice houses (I am not even talking mansion I am saying a small nice family house) in Beverly Hills or Brentwood, Palisades, West Hollywood, Santa Monica etc., a nice car to get around and lots of disposable income so you can travel away from it. Otherwise it IS a shithole. I love it but it is a shithole. Every dumb uneducated untalented bitch you meet wants to be A MOVIE STAAAR and there are entirely too many trashy ghetto areas there.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
I'd still hit it. Hard.
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee." - Dave Grohl
Oh no doubt!
Buff it to a spit shine!
He's as edgy as Taylor Momsen.
Well, after that bout of verbal diarrhea I can't help but love him. Guaranteed that there will be more.
Charming.
Fuck you, Alex Pettyfer. Don't let the Hollywood door hit you on the way out.
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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 6:20pm.
What a refined and polite British chap. Wonder why Fishy hasn't snapped him up yet.
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She just might...
My thesis is complete!
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I bet he has a "Welcome" tattoo above his asshole.
I don't think he's that attractive. I think it's his ears that mess up his face. They need to be pinned back! This guy is an asshole and not even a good actor. Carry on, Cunt.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 5:13pm.
Yea, and I kindly show him the "I've Had Better" tattoo just above my a** crack as I sashay out of the room. Idiot
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Oh, Oh! I'm going to a parlor now to steal your tat!
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
I have heard so many first hand stories about his utter cuntiness that this doesn't surprise me in the least. What a prick.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
With this shit attitude, a more appropriate film for him would be "I Am Number Two".