Hot Slut Of The Day!

The majestic unibrow on James Beard nominated chef and Top Chef Masters contestant Hugh Acheson! I know that on this dilapidated soapbox of a blog I regularly preach about how one should worship a pair of tweezers and brow pencil like they are the only things in life who won’t let them down at the end of the day (they won’t), but I can also appreciate when one goes au naturel and lets their brow hairs go wild.

Chef Hugh Acheson has given us a widow’s peak that hasn’t been seen on television since Eddie Munster’s days. A widow’s peak brow! It really is a thing of beauty. If he moves his brows up and down, it will look like a long-winged bird flying into the sunset. It’s like Bob Ross himself conceived those brows.

Don’t get me wrong, my retinas still smile wider for a pair of exquisitely thin Sharpie brows, but I have to give credit where credit is due! Call off the search, because the resurrection of Frida Kahlo’s unibrow has been found.