Go To Bed!
August 26, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
The phrase “rode hard and put away wet” was created for Pamela Anderson. Old girl needs to soak in a hot bath of Oxiclean, Pine-Sol, paint remover and Lime-A-Way. I know experts tell you not to mix chemicals, but Pamela’s case is an emergency! After her bath, Mr. Sandman needs to drop a fucking sandbox on her head so she can take a 2-month nap!
I see what Pamela is trying to do, though. She’s trying to recreate Shauna Sand’s elegant beauty on her own haggard face. I mean, she’s not even wearing exquisite lucite heels. EPIC FAIL!
Here’s more of Pamela looking like a day-shift stripper on the bad shit while promoting her reality show in Australia.
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