It was reported that Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler were broken up. Then yesterday Cisco said they were not broken up. Today, Mischa’s rep confirms the split. JESUS! Attention whores.
This statement was issued:
“Mischa and Cisco have decided to part ways. Mischa is moving east soon and they both have very demanding schedules.”
The two have been “canoodling” since 2005. It has been reported that Mischa dumped Cisco after his saggy nuts hit the internet.
Let’s hope this will be the end of Cisco in the public eye. I can’t take another “nut slip” from this foolio. Dried prunes anyone?