Gay Rules

January 10, 2007 / Posted by:

Elizabeth Hurley’s lavish wedding to Arun Nayer will have a dress code. Invitations were sent out to Posh & Becks, Elton John and other celebrities for the wedding in March. The ceremony will take place in both England and India.

Elizabeth demands that women must wear pink saris and dudes must wear orange tunics and turbans. The invitation says that the dress code for other events besides the actual wedding must be ” glamorous casual” to “glamorous and fabulous”.

What the hell is “glamorous casual?” Is that like tight jeans and a rhinestone belt ala Joan Collins at the ranch? Guests do not have to worry about bringing their outfits to India. Elizabeth will open up a “shop” at her hotel in Mumbai for guests to pick out clothes.

How is Posh going to wear pink? Isn’t she like allergic to color? She’s probably going to be a total ho about it and wear black with a little pink diamond. This wedding is going to be a gaudy mess. Orange and pink everywhere? Ugh, I already need sunglasses for the pics.


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