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December 27, 2006 / Posted by:

One of the UK’s biggest TV hits, Celebrity Big Brother, will debut on January 3, 2007. The line-up is kept under wraps until the big night. Several names have already been thrown around from The Hoff to Kimberly Stewart to Dirk Benedict. Producers apparently approached rap star, Lil’ Kim and she agreed to do it as long as the following conditions were met.

Kim wants $1 million for her appearance. She also wants a personal assistant living in the house with her. She has requested a two-week all-paid luxury vacation in London following taping of the show. She also wants final approval of all footage taken of her, which is impossible becaue the show is live.

Producers will also need to provide sunglasses to all of the other “celebrities” so they won’t melt from looking at her fug face! Actually, they will need to provide the whole country with special screens on their TV to protect us from her alien-ness.

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