Arnold Schwarzenegger Breaks Ass While Skiing, Needs Surgery

December 26, 2006 / Posted by:

Okay okay, he didn’t break his ass but that sounds so much funnier than saying he broke his femur. The femur is close to the ass anyway, so I wasn’t that far off. So…Arnold “The Governer” Schwarzenegger broke his femur while skiing with his family in Idaho over the weekend. He has returned to California and they will operate today to fix that problem.

His spokeswhore said, “I have spoken to the governor several times since the skiing accident occurred and he is very comfortable.”

Arnold is expected to go on crutches for the next 8 weeks. I’m more surprised that Arnold actually gets on skis. That’s like seeing an obese bear trying to hold his balance on a 1-inch piece of ribbon suspended 25-feet from the ground while holding a delicious pot of honey on his head. No wonder stupid ass broke his ass!

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