Catholics are Always Bitching

December 22, 2006 / Posted by:

The Catholic League for Religious & Civil Rights are blasting The Weinstein Company for releasing the horror film Black Christmas on Jesus’ birthday. The slasher film is your run of the mill horror movie about some crazy who murders girls during the holidays.

The President of the Catholics said,, “Even in Hollywood, a town where bashing Christians is sport and Catholics are the target of choice, the Weinsteins stand out. It is not uncommon for theaters to host dark comedies or tearjerkers . . . but when it comes to blood-and-gore flicks, they never open on Christmas Day – unless, of course, the men behind the movie are Harvey and Bob Weinstein.”

Please, you know he’s gonna go see it with his boyfriend and they are going to 69 in the back row. Get over it. Don’t they have bigger things to do like plan for Jesus’ birthday? I mean, who is going to rent out the donkeys for the pageant? There are things to do. Black Christmas looks awful anyway.


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