Page Six is reporting that Josh Hartnett and Scarlett Johansson’s brief make-out session last week didn’t really mean they got back together. Scarlett apparently wants an open relationship with Josh meaning they can bone anybody they want. After Josh made out with Scarlett on Friday he met up with Gisele Bundchen on Saturday at the Spotted Pig in the West Village and made out with her. Yeah, I’m sure he spotted her pig.
Gisele love the fat, dumb types right? First Leonardo DiCaprio and now this? Josh better have a dick made out of chocolate, cause I don’t know why these lovely ladies want to hit that.