So Not Over

December 17, 2006 / Posted by:

Gabsmash is reporting that Life & Style has published reports that the honeymoon is over between Christina Aguilera and her husband of one year, Jordan Bratman. Xtina and Jordan have longed been known as one of the most stable and drama-free couples in Hollywood. The celeb weekly may just be starting trash just to start it. They are reporting that while Xtina is touring, Jordan has been partying it up in Hollyweird without his wedding ring.

A source said, “On December 6, Christina left Hotel Plaza Athenee in Paris without her ring, she looked upset. Over the course of three nights, Jordon did the club scene with friends- also without his ring. He was looking sad and distressed.”

Their spokeswhores deny any rift between the couple. I think this is just a stupid rumor. They look in love and Jordan has basically landed himself a diamond. Look at his ass! He’s fug as hell and should be lucky to have the hotness that is Xtina. He probably has a big dick, big and veiny. Eww, I grossed myself out.

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