The Scientologists May Have Caught Two More

December 13, 2006 / Posted by: admin

When JLo, Marc Anthony and Jim Carrey all showed up to the TomKat wedding in Italy, everyone wondered what on Earth these fools were doing there? Everyone assumed that they all met through the CAA agency, but apparently Scientology has a lot to do with it.

Jim Carrey is apparently beginning courses and JLo is already using phrases and speaking to others about the strange cult. Reps for both deny that this is going on. Skeletor aka Marc Anthony is said to be wary, because he’s a devout Catholic and believes in God NOT E.T.

JLo may be seeking Scientology help, because she can’t get pregnant.

Pfft! Scientology can have them! They belong with the crazies anyway. I just don’t understand how they can throw their money away like that. Don’t you have to give like 20% of your income or some crap? Eff that! I can buy an E.T. doll for $5.99 and worship to that for free!

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Tags: Crazy, Jennifer Lopez, Nicole Kidman, TomKat, YouTubes

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