They Kind of Belong Together

November 21, 2006 / Posted by:

It looks like Kiki Dunst has moved on from Jake Gyllenhaal and is dating her “Elizabethtown” co-star, Orlando Bloom. Orlando has recently split from Kate Bosworth. The two apparently got close while filming last year in Kentucky, but both were taken. It looks like they can be free for slimy love in public!

The pair were caught “canoodling” at the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles. A source said, “Kate and Orlando are definitely more than just good friends now. They were kissing and cuddling in the corner of the lobby bar and didn’t seem to care who saw them. They even stayed past closing time because they were enjoying each other’s company.”

Orlando must be a homosexual, because he has the worst taste in women. Unless, he likes the slimy types. I mean…with slimy types you don’t need lube when you do them in the butt. You know Kiki loves butt sex…especially ass to mouth. Ugh, it’s too early for this. I apologize.

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