Guess Who?

A few hints: 1) It’s not Punky Brewster. 2) I’d do ’em. 3) My friends and family are about to stage a mental health intervention because of hint #2. That really doesn’t narrow it down, right? GO!

It’s CARROT (VERSATILE) TOP! And yes, I’m pretty sure that’s a baby carrot and a small sack of pearl onions in his fancy sweats.

Guess Who?

If you just guessed a Kardashian, immediately wash your brain out with soap and then click to see who this really is. GO!

Johnny Weir, of course! Like this could be anybody else. Who else could pull off a pair of boots made by Etheria’s premiere cordwainer?

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Who Is Bringing The Sex In These Hot Boots?

The answer is after the jump! You can put down the bag of Cheetos, because it might not be who you think it is. JUMP!!!!

It’s none other than Sgt. Crazy himself Gary Busey! Every size queen dentist’s wet dream!

Gary is covering all the bases with this outfit and pose. He’s paying tribute to Hitler, Sitting Bull AND Groucho Marx. Work work work it……..

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Guess Who This Claw Belongs To?

No, Gollum did not finally get his “precious” back, so you can cross that guess off the list. The answer is after the jump. JUMP to beauty!

Why it’s none other than Lindsay Lohan! Who else has finger nails that look like they’ve been scraping the pipe for residue to put together another hit!

Here she is leaving Bungalow 8 in London last night. Oh, and if you lost a diamond ring in London recently, looks like you found it! Ring up Scotland Yard.

Guess Who Needs An Ed Hardy Intervention?

Who was photographed at LAX yesterday wearing a t-shirt made out of Jon Gosselin’s pubic hair and the butt dingles of a dozen d-bags? The answer is after the jump. This hurts. JUMP!

LIZA NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Brew the coffee, order the donuts and get Candy Finnigan here, because Liza needs a douchervention!

This isn’t the first time Liza’s had a douche rag on. We must put an end to this. Why would she do that to her exquisite eybrows? I don’t understand. If she doesn’t stop it, her brows are going to jump off her face and quit her ass. They refuse to be a part of this shit! Drop the douche, Liza. Do it for your brows!

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Guess The Ho?

It’s Friday and I’m feeling nostalgic, so I brought back a feature from the past for today: Guess the Ho? This shit might be easy, I’m not sure. Same rules as always. Guess in the comments below and I’ll announce the bitch who got it right first at around 5pm my time (EST).

UPDATE:Congrats to C for being the first bitch to get it right and the first bitch to guess at all. Yeah, it was easy. After the jump is the answer JUMP!!!