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TMZ is reporting that Britney Spears lost full custody of SPF and JJ, because bitch ignored all of the judge's orders. Last month the judge gave Brit a set of things she must complete to keep 50/50 custody. She didn't do any of it.

 

Meet with drug counselor

Get drug tested

Enroll in parenting classes

Sign the judge's order

 

Don't drive with the kids in the car, because of her invalid CA license

Bitch ignored all of them! I'm telling you, she's breathing a sigh of relief. Dumb slut wanted this. She's probably going to be completely normal now. She apparently already turned the boys over to KFed today. 2 days early! She couldn't wait to unload their asses and now she's gonna party till her chonies fly off. Yeah, too late.

 

According to People Brit went straight to the DMV to take her written test, so she could get a valid CA drivers license. This would be her first license in CA even though she's lived in Los Angeles for years. 

 

Beer mimosas for everyone and on Britney!

 

 

 

I know it's the wind, but Shiloh should really carry Heather from Rock of Love's (see below) legacy by paying tribute to her hair. The higher the hair the closer to God! Yes Shiloh's cute, we know this.

 

Here's Shiloh with two people yesterday in NYC.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Heather lost Bret Michaels to Jes last night on "Crack Rock of Love" and she responded the only way I would've liked her to respond. She said, “I opened up my heart and he took advantage of it, and that’s an asshole for you. I let my guard down for once in my entire life and he took advantage of it. I don’t want anything that has to do with a fuckin’ liar phony fuckin’ piece of shit disrespectful asshole motherfucker. He’s, like America’s asshole right now for doing this to me.”

Heather responded about her outburst to the Vh1 blog, "It’s not that I’m trying to get over Bret, because the thing is we shared a unique, amazing, cool experience. Whether or not we’re in a relationship, he’s gonna have a special place in my heart and vice versa. We’ll always have that connection, but I’m sure our paths will cross soon. Hopefully we can work together and party together and have some fun together in the near future. But I know that I’m on his mind and he’s on my mind."

 

Oh Heather! I too am heartbroken you lost Bret. You'll always have the pole.

 

Heather said on her MySpace that producers edited it to make it look like she said she was willing to share Bret. She said, "I am soooo appalled by that -- as if the stipper thing wasn't enough, (which I quit doing months ago) -- or pretty much never showing one bad thing about Jess, I got ran through  the coals and heartbroken once again."

 

Blah, blah, blah....the only reason I watched was to see how high Heather could take her hair. She didn't disappoint. That hair looks like she was just fucked in a jacuzzi filled with Aquanet, during a hail storm while being electrocuted. Glamour!

 

 

 

This shit looks like one of those airbrush portraits that people got on the back of their jean jackets in the 80s and it looks like a photo Mimi took in the 80s. For real, that doesn't look real.

 

Here's Mimi on November's Glamour magazine where she opens up her Hello Kitty room. Seriously, that makes so much sense, but it would to be difficult getting intimate with effin Kerokerokeroppi looking back at you. 

 

 

Source: Mariah Daily