That could be you handwriting a Dlisted post! (Although, all of us wish we had the poetic writing skills of the reincarnation of Jane Austen that is Katie Price.)
Mieka, one of our writers who produces the important newsworthy food your brain needs, is taking a piece of the summer off from posting here, and the podcast I first talked about sixty-five hundred years ago is coming soon, so we need a little extra help around here. I’m looking for someone who really wants to know what it feels like for your brain cells to shrivel while covering Kanye’s latest tweets. I’m also looking for a writer who is really into pop culture foolery, knows how to put a sentence together (“So what you’re saying is I must have something you don’t?” – you), has daytime weekday availability, and must take a vow to never say a bad word about Our Patron Saint Phoebe Price.
If you’re interested, send your info, including what time zone you’re in, and a writing sample to email@example.com. It is a paying gig, and I promise you’ll never hear me say, “The check is good!“, after your paycheck bounces. I’ll make Allison say it.