During a recent interview with Howard Stern, Jeffrey Dean Morgan let all us thirsty queens know that we’re not even close to the horniest ones in town. Apparently, JDM has set a bunch of cooches on fire with his Javier-Bardem-if-you-squint good looks and some crazy Walking Dead fans have sent in some weird notes. And before you ask, no, it hadn’t occurred to me (yet) to get in on that action.
Jeffrey tells Howard (via Uproxx)
“It’s mostly women who I get really weird fan mail from,” he said. “Like, they just want to be, I don’t know, gagged and tied up and beat on a little bit.” It’s not exclusively females, though: “I see [men] come up and size themselves up next to me, kind of puffing out their chest.”
Uh, YEAH. Dude is giving off heavy Daddy vibes. It’s only natural that us Skanky McGross-Outs would flock to him: he has a thick, lustrous salt-and-pepper beard, strong brows, and a smile that says “I don’t have to pick up my kid for another 45 minutes.”
Anyway! He’s on The Walking Dead as a baseball bat-wielding bad guy named Negan. He’s pretty new to the zombieverse so he’s been adjusting to the fandom that comes with comic books + prestige tv. That show has some mega-loyal fans and JDM’s tough villain shtick has prompted a plenty of hate — but it’s also exactly why people are sending him their 50 Shades of Grey proposals. JDM is kinda “lolwut” about the whole thing and I respect that. If there’s one thing I find sexier than a straight Bear-type it’s a straight Bear-type who is aloof. Yes, ignore me!
You can listen to the full interview here. You can also print out a picture of him, cut out a hole in his mouth, and personally pretend he’s talking to you while you listen. I’m sure one of his crazy fans already have.