The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS For October 31st!

November 3, 2014 / Posted by:

Hot off the Preserve.us press:
“As we harken back blissfully to ephemeral harvest seasons of yore, let us remember fashionable belles of the day who were known to indulge in desirability maintenance regimes like seedless squash body wraps and organic pumpkin face masks. These treatments, when applied and removed by properly trained servants, left a lady’s skin as luxuriously silken as the glow from a waxing autumnal moon that would emanate, richly, over seemingly endless hallowed plantation fields…” – Shadeball

Upvote winner:

I wish I’d never signed up on Ancestry.com. – M from Toronto

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