Even when Jennifer Garner’s ex-husband Scott Foley was a 20-something on Felicity, he looked like somebody’s hot 40-something, yuppy dad who drove a dark green Jeep Cherokee, had two golden retrievers named Chip and Buddy, only wore Dockers on the weekends, said “Yellow!” when he answered the phone, knew all the words to every Eagles song and would peck you on the forehead after doing missionary sex under the sheets with the lights off. And here he is 20 years later and he still looks like the middle-class father in every Nicholas Sparks book.
Scott Foley took off his top to sell towels and bed shit for Charisma. There’s something “JcPenney underwear section circa 1995″ about him, so yes, I’d hit it and I’d even hit it under the sheets with the lights off while he sang “Peaceful Easy Feeling” out loud.
via E! News