Open Post Presents: Cops Gone Wild

October 13, 2013 / Posted by:

Some poor street vendor in NYC was trying to get his ice cream sales on when he was accosted by a crazy female officer who thought his act needed more twirl and more blow me.  Really, everything in life could do with more twirl and more blow me so I see where she’s going with that.

Check out the video to see the cop, who is obviously unaware that cell phones exist and have cameras on them, add a little flair to an otherwise boring beat.

I wish all cops were this entertaining.  I usually just get “you know the routine, spread em!” (“you definitely have that routine down, slut” – you) instead of a song and dance littered with colorful vocabulary.  YAWN.  Maybe she was drunk or on the bad shit, but if that’s the case they need to make all police get drunk and high before kicking everyone’s good time in the crotch going on patrol.

I don’t know if the officer is friends with Mel Gibson, but one thing that’s clear is that it’s important to her that she gets blown.  She didn’t specify whether it should be before or after Jacuzzi.

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