Here’s Taylor Kitsch making nipples salivate and b-holes pucker (and vice versa) while strutting around yesterday on the NYC set of the 1980s AIDS drama The Normal Heart. You can almost smell the Clorox while staring at his freshly bleached locks blowing in the wind. Taylor plays a gay activist opposite Mark Ruffalo, Matt Boner, Jim Parsons, Julia Roberts and Jonathan Groff. Dude looks like if the vampire dad from Twilight went to a costume party dressed as Patrick Bateman. I see Taylor is trying to make us forget that he was in John Carter by looking like a different person.
And since the comment section isn’t back up yet, I’ll speak for all of us when I say that, YES, we’d all hit it until his blond hair turned brown. We’d all hit it as long as he didn’t make our genitals sad by bringing up Battleship.