A Hard Knock WHAT?!

June 12, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

The Hollywood Reporter says that Sandra Bullock is talking to director Will Gluck about slapping Quvenzhane Wallis around in the movie reboot Annie. Will Gluck wants Sandra to play the child-hating mega bitch Miss Hannigan. Let’s all say it together now: KATE GOSSELIN IS BEING ROBBED! If anybody can play a messy, drunk she-monster who uses children to make money, it’s Kate Gosselin. They wouldn’t even have to give Kate a script. They could just throw her in a room with a bunch of girls and let the cameras roll as she unlocks her jaw to swallow them whole.

The Annie reboot, which is produced by Jay-Z and Will Smith, will also star Jamie Foxx as a modern day Daddy Warbucks-type named Benjamin Stacks. THR says that Sandra was in talks to play Miss Hannigan last March, but she turned it down. Something brought her back (the lure of spending time with Quvenzhane’s dog purses?) and now she’s in talks again.

From Carol Burnett to Kathy Bates to Sandra Bullock? One of those things is not like the other. I can see Sandy B as Miss Hannigan, but I don’t want to see Sandy B as Hannigan. Do my ears really want to experience her singing voice? Can she even sing? Or she is going to be the female Russell Crowe and sound like a deaf, dying seal crying out for mercy?

I am okay with Sandy B as Miss Hannigan as long as she plays a cholafied Miss Hannigan.

Her chola name can be La Malita or La Frowny.

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