Would You Hit It?
For my Would You Hit It? posts, I'm always putting up pictures of hot dudes and I guess I'm not screwing with tradition today, because here's pictures of Kelly Bensimon showing off her incredible tuck game in Miami over the weekend. Kelly might've been fired from The Real Housewives of NYC for being too insane, even for a reality shit show, but you can't keep a good fame whore down for long and she's still out there posing for the few paps who actually showed up when she called them.
The scent of melted jelly beans, deep fried pork buns, charred pork gristle and microwaved plastic was in the air when Kelly gave the paps a bikini show in the pool area of her Miami hotel. Kelly finally showed us all the answer to the question, "What would Steven Tyler look like if he had the Glad family or products shoved up into his chest?" And to answer my headline question, yes, I'd hit it, but only because she looks exactly like the glazed, slow-smoked baby back ribs I had at Chili's this past weekend.
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She makes me feel like I have an hourglass figure.
One word and it is "GRISTLE"
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Covered up, whoever she is, maybe. Kinda looks like a brunette Sienna. That franken-bump in the front, I can't even. lol
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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This woman is sooo delusional if she thinks she looks HOT in that bikini. Pretty face, Yes, but her body looks so weirdly disproportionatel. Wrong bathing suit for a NO WAIST body.
These pics are hilarious. I'm sure that's not the emotion she was going for.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 12:51pm.
How vapid and shallow her life must be if all she has to offer is her used up body.
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Offers TITS my used up body in a non-vapid and deep kinda way...;-)
Where you been mama? Missed yo' ass.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Just saw Iggy perform last week. Old man is still amazeballs.
And he's got a good sized schwang and knows how to use it --- according to a couple of women I know who know that kind of thang.
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"Look at this lamb, I'm going to make condoms out of it so that you can ride me until your pussy says 'baaaaaah.'"
~ASkars as channeled by Michael K
I almost skipped this post, having no idea who this ho is. Glad I didn't. The second paragraph is PURE COMEDY GOLD!
*"I got 99 problems, being a bitch ain't one!"*
-Courtney Love @ Sundance 2013
I can't believe she's only 44 (or so she claims). I'd have guessed at least a decade older.
A one-piece bathing suit with high-cut legs (she's still got great gams) and maybe even a sheer tunic over it would look great. She's still got a fairly attractive face but that entire core of her body needs to be covered!
Guys. Really. Do you find this attractive?
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Oh I'd hit it! Over and over again . . . with a louisville slugger! God I hate this dumb, delusional man! Why is it even famous? For marrying some famous grandpa looking creep photographer!
She is beyond delusional and a hypocrite! Don't get me started on the pretentious names she named her daughters. Fuck this pig!
Had to Wiki her, since I don't watch those shit-shows. Turns out, she has a degree from Columbia University. Still wouldn't hit it, though.
"The scent of melted jelly beans, deep fried pork buns, charred pork gristle and microwaved plastic was in the air when Kelly gave the paps a bikini show" MK, you forgot DESPERATION!
And why the hell is her sternum protruding like that? That's some Aliens shit!
This woman reeks of desperation. Isn't she aware of the fact that she isn't in a damn photoshoot? It's the fucking paparazzis taking pics so fyi, you aren't supposed to pose for those.
Get a life.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 12:26pm.
@ Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 11:59am.
I've seen Iggy solo several times, and even saw the Stooges reunion tour before Ron died. Dude is always freaking amazing!
Could not get tix to the memorial show for Ron in Ann Arbor. Was totally bummed.
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Whamo - are you a Michigander?!?!?!
@ weezy & cochina
Naw, not as bad as hers. But it is more noticeable when I'm lying down.
Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 12:42pm.
@ Whamo
Um, please submit pics to www.annoisaskank.org
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I didn't really look too close at the link and I hit it wondering if you'd spelled it wrong or something. lol :P
She does look like Iggy Pop except Iggy looks a little bit better
Does pilates really change your body like all of these celeb tricks claim?
Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 12:42pm.
@ Whamo
Um, please submit pics to www.annoisaskank.org
Thank you in advance.
And weezysfapmaterial.com
anno- I'm sure you don't look like you have a clavical ear.
Good Morning all you lovely people.
I feel sorry for these pathetic famewhores.
Looking at these pics makes me crave some beef jerky...yummmm
How vapid and shallow her life must be if all she has to offer is her used up body.
kiss to el b - lovely avie!
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Fakers are everywhere: http://tinyurl.com/2764l4z
With a truck. Bitch has some big ass ugly, dirty feet.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
*scoots over and taps seat for mike to sit down next to me*
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That "hair" is a wig, trust.
without it, and the ten plus pounds of makeup, this bitch is frighteningly ugly. google. ~ Christine the Hoff on Paula Deen
Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 12:27pm.
And y'all are making me feel bad about my protruding bone, lol!!!!
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Naw, never you Anno. I'm quite certain you look like a real girl in a bikini, not the she-male in the pics. Whamo - prove it. Where's the Speedo photos?
Maybe if she had something to eat, she could muster the strength to crack a smile.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
@ Whamo
Um, please submit pics to www.annoisaskank.org
Thank you in advance.
& lol @ Bubbly
I think her stomach looks weird because she had (bad) lipo. That's the only logical explanation for the lumpiness, etc. The sad thing is, she probably paid a shit ton of money to look like this and she looks haggard and shitty.
And to quote some dude on VH1, her tits look like they have an East Coast-West Coast beef goin' on. They're both trying to stay in their own coasts!
Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 11:45am.
Iggy is on my to do list - gristle and all!
I know, right? that's why this is confusing.
Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 12:27pm.
And y'all are making me feel bad about my protruding bone, lol!!!!
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I feel pretty good about mine:P
Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 12:26pm.
@ Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 11:59am.
I've seen Iggy solo several times, and even saw the Stooges reunion tour before Ron died. Dude is always freaking amazing!
Could not get tix to the memorial show for Ron in Ann Arbor. Was totally bummed.
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I've never seen him live Anno but I'd sure love to see him at a good mid sized club.
Okay, obviously she has really bad implants that look like they hate each because they're so far apart and are hard as rocks...
But what's with her stomach? Is that from lipo at some point? Yes, I know she works out like a mad woman, running through the streets of NYC, but something about her stomach.... it's weird.
She looks incredibly mannish and unattractive in the body.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
And y'all are making me feel bad about my protruding bone, lol!!!!
@ Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 11:59am.
I've seen Iggy solo several times, and even saw the Stooges reunion tour before Ron died. Dude is always freaking amazing!
Could not get tix to the memorial show for Ron in Ann Arbor. Was totally bummed.
Submitted by que cochina on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 12:20pm.
Hahahha! Me too! We can sponsor a donation drive.
"Your donation of just 5 pounds off your butt, gut, or thighs, you can help a starving former reality TV star hide her stomach ear. Won't you pick up the phone and help today?"
Her body is just freaky. That's some body horror going on there. It's like someone took out all the bones and organs in her torso, then stuffed them in at random.
I mean, what the fuck is that THING jutting out under her breasts? Does her sternum curl up when cameras are around?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Yeah, GG & Louise; not sure why hers is so pronounced? But being that every other part of her is doctored, who knows? I would be happy to donate some belly fat for implantation!
too early for this fuckery...she is beyond gross...no curbes all hard muscle, terribly unsexy and why for won't she wear a one piece this is a body meant to be covered. Compeltely covered.
Submitted by que cochina on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 12:10pm.
That little"third nipple" is cartilage called the xiphoid process.
It looks like she's sprouting a third ear.
What ever the hell that is que chochina, its naaaaastyyyyy!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Do men really find this attractive?
That little"third nipple" is cartilage called the xiphoid process.
No, because if I am going to lez out, it's going to be on a full on womanly shaped woman. Not a too-skinny, yet strangely bulgy fame ho.
She's a nice looking woman in general, but something strange seems to be going on with her abdomen. Frankly I'd rather look at a spare tire and a cottage cheese ass than a gristle situation. It looks painful.
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I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. - Michael K 1/16/13
do people get sternum implants now? for that "Ano" look? because i have never seen such a prominent sternum, and ribs.
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God don't like ugly.
I ALWAYS take my Hermes bag to the pool (sarcasm).
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 12:01pm.
I'm tryin'!
Good afternoon, MJT (and others).
Submitted by mike on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 11:36am.
You are reallllllllllllllly going for Jack's title around here aren't you. Ass ;) And EW!
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 11:45am.
Iggy is on my to do list - gristle and all!
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Iggy's the man..or whatever creature he may be.
He's a stone cold cool Muther F'er.
One of the things I love about the dude is he just fully commits to a 2 hour all out physical assault while he's one stage and at his age it's amazing he can. I've seen a lot of performers that just don’t have the energy to carry a full concert like that.
He seems to be getting the respect he deserves quite late in his career, it's nice to see him being appreciated.