Would You Hit It?
For my Would You Hit It? posts, I'm always putting up pictures of hot dudes and I guess I'm not screwing with tradition today, because here's pictures of Kelly Bensimon showing off her incredible tuck game in Miami over the weekend. Kelly might've been fired from The Real Housewives of NYC for being too insane, even for a reality shit show, but you can't keep a good fame whore down for long and she's still out there posing for the few paps who actually showed up when she called them.
The scent of melted jelly beans, deep fried pork buns, charred pork gristle and microwaved plastic was in the air when Kelly gave the paps a bikini show in the pool area of her Miami hotel. Kelly finally showed us all the answer to the question, "What would Steven Tyler look like if he had the Glad family or products shoved up into his chest?" And to answer my headline question, yes, I'd hit it, but only because she looks exactly like the glazed, slow-smoked baby back ribs I had at Chili's this past weekend.