Tuesday, March 5th 2013
Birthday Sluts
Matt Lucas (39)
Jake Lloyd (24)
Kimberly McCullough (35)
Niki Taylor (38)
Jolene Blalock (38)
Kevin Connolly (39)
Eva Mendes (39)
Lisa Robin Kelly (43)
Joel Osteen (50)
Charlie and Craig Reid aka The Proclaimers (51)
Adriana Barraza (57)
Penn Jillette (58)
Marsha Warfield (59)
Eddy Grant (25)
Elaine Paige (65)
Murray Head (67)
Dean Stockwell (77)
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Matt Lucas is 49 if he is a day
Patsy Cline was born on this day. HB Ms. Cline, if ever an image comes to mind when someone asks who is a dame, it's you and Lauren Bacall.
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Cool "Disco" Dan!!!
I miss Little Britain :(
HB Matt!
"HOdor"
Ms Fury...You have to let me know what you guys came up with. Sorry to hear your little one is sick by the way, I'm sure that doesn't help.
Call me Bubbles Darling! Everybody does
What is that monstrosity?!
Whamo
The kids do a joint project. They can do it being in 1st, 2nd, 3rd grades. No WAY would I do 3 projects.
They only told me 5 days ago that the science fair was tomorrow night. It is their job to come up with ideas and let me know what they need. They did nothing.
Yes, I do tend to "over-help" or take over at times but by doing so I have created a monster !
Now we have 30 hours to get everything done with no Dad and a sick kid.
GRRRR!
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Dark-sided!
Dying for a huge scandal to bring that hypocrite Osteen DOWN. Only a matter of time.
lolz JACKO! ;P
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 9:57am.
I WUD WALK 500 MILES AND I WUD WALK 500 MORE!
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FOR A MCDOUBLE WITH CHEESE NO DOUBT I FREAKIN WOULD DIE
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
HB the Proclaimers! love those nerdy Scotsmen.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
I WUD WALK 500 MILES AND I WUD WALK 500 MORE!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 9:11am.
JOEL OSTEEN GOT A CHICK THAT WAS NOT HIS WIFE PREGNANT THEN MADE HER GET AN ABORTION IN FRONT OF HIM AND THEN HE SPIT ON THE FLOOR AND SAID "YOU DISGUST ME" 100% FACTS
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HOPEFULLY THAT MOTHERFUCKER JESUS WILL FIND HER A BETTER JOB OR AT LEAST PROMOTE HER TO STOCKER AT WAL MART. FREAKIN GOD
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 9:01am.
Murray Head - Who can forget One Night in Bangkok? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9cNtrrCP0E
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine hahaha aww that brings me back.
LOL@ everyone suspicious of permasmile Joel. People who profess to have the perfect life, family etc. are just asking for it. Yeah, I'm looking at you Dr. Shill and Robin the robot.
@ Ms Fury....LOL!! Man your kids are lucky, my mom was a teacher and there is NO WAY she would have done any of my assignments. You now have to come up with THREE ideas! I'm sorry I'm actually laughing writing this. You spoil those little ones! :) So what are you going to do? I would think each one has to be age appropriate too so they don't think...the parents did it! Bawahaaa!
Good morning Whamsicle. I have a sick kid home for the second day in a row and a science fair tomorrow night for all three and we haven't even come up with ideas yet because those pesky Furies thought I would do it all.
And Mr Fury is off to Paris so he's no help at all. Last year I did their whole science project for them - this year I think we;re going to pull out. This part of parenting sucks - my lazy offspring assume I'll do it all because I usually do!
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Dark-sided!
Wham, I just played it now when I linked the video but had not heard it in quite a while. That thing was the sound of my youth! Remember there were two versions, one by Robey?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIoSlM1np1M
"little britain' was good funny stuff!
i trust not one thing that shiny joel osteen says or promotes...
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 9:01am.
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I didn't even notice Murry Head IV but I play that tune all the time.
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
JOEL OSTEEN GOT A CHICK THAT WAS NOT HIS WIFE PREGNANT THEN MADE HER GET AN ABORTION IN FRONT OF HIM AND THEN HE SPIT ON THE FLOOR AND SAID "YOU DISGUST ME" 100% FACTS
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
David Beckham's sister REALLY needs a new stylist. Ugh.
* 100% hotness verified by WHAMO. :P *
www.poopreport.com :)
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RIMADYL KILLS
Luci - not sure if it's on YT yet cause it was pretty recent (I think within 4 weeks or so).
No way can Eddy Grant be 25!!! He'd have not been born when he had a hit!!
Good morning my little shamrock of looove:)
Ahhh, Matt Lucas. I loved the Dafyyd "only gay in the village" skit and Vicki Pollard.
Penn Jillette - His book was funny. Claims Sir Paul McCartney called David Blaine a cunt for suspending himself over London in that plexiglass box.
Eddy Grant - Rock on down to Electric Avenue!
Murray Head - Who can forget One Night in Bangkok? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9cNtrrCP0E
Dean Stockwell - Love ya, from Nick Charles Jr. to Al Calavicci in Quantum Leap!
HB to the original "Judas", Murray Head.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFw7K5-MV8I
I think I saw the guy in the photo in some little Leicester Square theater in the Boy George "Taboo".
Elaine Paige! The British Patti LuPone. Almost every famous Andrew Lloyd Weber female role, Elaine went first.
Matt Lucas...Little Britain is sheer brilliance.
Charlie and Craig Reid aka The Proclaimers...Sunshine on Leith is a great album. They do a beautiful version of Steve Earle's My Old Friend The Blues on that album. Sean is another great tune, Then I Met You yet another.
Yes 500 Miles had the shit played out of it but these boys can write and sing, their harmonies are fantastic.
They have the wrong name for the song here but here's Sean if you care to listen. Beautiful singing and harmonise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtsuA9Ahk8A
Marsha Warfield....Roz is getting old
Eddy Grant.....name one other song other than Electric Avenue..dont cheat!
Happy Bday Sluts
Oh snap, Ba-Buttons, on the Osteen predictions!
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Dark-sided!
I love Little Britain !
I can't wait for the Osteen empire to crumble. He and his plastic wife are creepy as hell (and smug as can be) and it's just a matter of time before it all collapes when we find out she's a pill addict and he has been fucking teen boys for the last 30 years.
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Dark-sided!
Happy B-Day Matt Lucas. Agreed, LB is not the funniest thing I've ever seen but it does have a nice familiar quality about it. Plus, it make my gay brother howl.
Happy B-Day Eva Mendes!!! So hot. Plus, she dates ugly guys so ba-buttons still has a chance.
Bad B-Day to Joel Osteen. Evangelism is for suckers. Cue the rent boy sex scandal in three, two, one...
Happ B-Day to Marsha Warfield!! Did a good job stepping into her role on Night Court. Selma Diamond left some bigs shoes to fill.
Happy B-Day Eddy Grant!!! They still play Electric Avenue in the clubs in Toronto and people still go nut.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty. Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
Joel Osteen is creepy to me - all those teefs and always smiling. His stepford wife is nightmare-inducing too.
But HB to him I guess! lol
Submitted by que cochina on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 8:50am.
I want to look for that on YT, is it recent?
I love him, but this show he did last year on BBC 2, The Matt Lucas Awards, was really boring and unfunny.
Hey. Whoa, hey. I'm sitting here eating breftiss!
Happy Birfday to this mad slut. And Penn, that big old shit stirrer.
Crappy Birfday to creepy Joel Osteen, high priest of the Squinty club. And Niki Taylor, I forget why but I don't like her. ETA: Not solely because she named her youngest son "Rex Harrison" (*snerk*)
i guess u mean eddy grant is 65
Matt told a really funny story on Graham Norton about how a "gypsy" flower seller stole his cellphone. Whether in character or out, he's a chameleon of the highest order. Happy birthday Yeah, but, no, but, yeah...
The Fat Fighters sketches were just the BEST.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJyzjSYOWns
I can't find any on YT from the regular show.
Bette's really put on the chunk.
Electric Avenue Eddy is 25???!!!! can't be unless he's Benjamin buttons.
I don't get why people find Matt Lucas funny. He's not horribly unfunny, but he isn't THAT good.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
love Daffyd. happy birfday Matt!
I recently re-watched all the Little Britain series as I'm stuck in quarantine, and it is a masterpiece. Happy Birthday Matt.
Call be Bubbles darling, everybody does!
I love Matt Lucas.