Wednesday, January 16th 2013
Birthday Sluts
Kate Moss (39)
Nick Valensi (32)
Trent Ford (34)
Josie Davis (40)
Richard T. Jones (41)
David Chokachi (45)
Jill Sobule (48)
Maxine Jones (51)
Denis O'Hare (51)
Sade (54)
Juanita Bynum (54)
Debbie Allen (63)
John Carpenter (65)
Dr. Laura Schlessinger (66)
René Angélil (71)
Marilyn Horne (79)
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*Joins Whamo and Hekki in the JAZZ HANDING fuckery and wishing Debbie Allen a great day!*
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Happy Bday to the Goddess Sade!!!!!
Happy BDay Maxine! Give it up, turn it loose!!!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 11:12am.
HB operatic American giant Marilyn Horne. ...she, in the 50s and 60s was used to dub over black singers in films although she is white...
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hmmm. not quite accurate. Yes, she sang Dorothy Dandridge's part in "Carmen" - somebody had to do it! - as well as parts for "Flower Drum Song" and other musicals. Very few movie actors were also professional opera singers, after all.
I would take this out of the category of "fighting for civil rights" and put it into the category of "getting a paycheck".
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God don't like ugly.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 11:50am.
Happy Birthday Kate Moss, Sade and Marilyn Home!
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Whammo:
Luci dropped in this weekend. She is in Paris this week.. Lucky girl!
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Paris, well well aren't we all ladee da fru fru fancy pants!
SADE!!!! *bows and walks out of thread backward*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Sade, Debbie Allen and Marilyn Horne!!?
clearly Kate Moss is just bowing down, because she is not worthy....
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God don't like ugly.
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a fucking bitch. That is all.
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
Whoa I thought Kate Moss was way older than that! Huh. Good for her, I guess.
www.hangryhippo.com: Where hunger, anger, media consumption, and satire meet for a snack
what a kind of deal with the devil did Kate make? She parties like crazy, yet never ages, her modeling career is hotter than ever and she seems really happy.
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It's called make up and not having the concerns and problems of normal folk. She's 39 not 69 she shouldn't look aged anyway
what a kind of deal with the devil did Kate make? She parties like crazy, yet never ages, her modeling career is hotter than ever and she seems really happy.
Kate Moss is the most basic of bitches. It wouldn't surprise me to learn that her career has involved getting on her knees and opening wide. ewwww
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 11:02am.
Sooo...the line is.."smoke on the water, fire in the sky"
I always thought it was "slow motion Walter, fire engine guy"
ahahah! Makes me think of Doug Heffernan thinking it was Reverend Blue Jeans instead of Forever in Blue Jeans.
you need to check out kissthisguy.com for other hilarious misheard lyrics Whammy.
Happy Birthday Kate Moss, Sade and Marilyn Home!
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Whammo:
Luci dropped in this weekend. She is in Paris this week.. Lucky girl!
Hekki - that's a shame re: Josie! She had such a cute face, who the hell told her to mess with it? And for what? Now she's not even getting Lifetime roles!
Ophelia - love the psycho secretary one! So implausibe & hialrious at the same time!
HB Sade!
It's funny that celebrities have to wear those stupid wristbands like everyone else. makes her look like an average nobody in some cheap little club
HB@ Kate, keep being super hot and a mess
@ Ophy..... Jeff Feel-y lol!!!
Gets on elevator with Ohpy...hits B 924,234,748
More importantly: What is carrot-top wearing in this pic?????
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
HB operatic American giant Marilyn Horne. Who is quite boisterous and funny for a DIVA saying things like "The French are such snobs but the Germans and Italians love me." Having a mezzo (think Bea Arthur singing) voice she, in the 50s and 60s was used to dub over black singers in films although she is white (saw a profile of her on Sixty Minutes). She was married in the early 60s to a black musician, unheard of then. Quite the civil rights pioneer and liberal activist before it was fashionable. Even when there was a possibility of career damage.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 10:57am.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 10:43am.
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@ Ophy....I just sang the line in my head but I always thought it was into Chicago..Bwahaaaa what a reeeetaaad I am.
no worries - I found out the other day that I had been singing the wrong lyrics for Stuck in the Middle with you and it's because it was sung by another artist - Jeff Healy - I call him Jeff Feel-y being blind and all. (I know I'm going straight to hell talking about blind dead people in a derogatory fashion but hey, whatevs)
Submitted by ethang on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 10:59am.
Anyway, what happened to Lucifer Sam?
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I was thinking the same thing the other day, we've not heard from her in some time.
Sooo...the line is.."smoke on the water, fire in the sky"
I always thought it was "slow motion Walter, fire engine guy"
Bawahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
*laughs so hard,spills coffee on laptop, shorts it out, gets electrocuted and blown backwards out of chair*
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 10:53am.
Oh my god, just last night I was half-watching a Lifetime movie with Josie Davis in it
which one? I like the psycho secretary one. I just saw this over the xmas holidays hilarious. typecast pycho much ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHgoSZwGxkc
and yes her body is insanely insane.
Nothing can keep Kate away from the booze and clubs, eh? She looks beat and her nose has whittled down over the years.
Anyway, what happened to Lucifer Sam?
Bad B-Day to Kate Moss. Fug, buck-toothed and (I'm sure) foul-smelling. The epitome of England.
Happy B-Day to Sade!!! Kate Moss, this is what 'beautiful' and 'talented' are. Take notes.
Happy B-Day to John Carpenter!! He made two of ba-buttons fave movies "Big Trouble in Little China" (in my Top 10 for sure) and "They Live!" an awesome guilty pleasure starring Rowdy Roddy Piper himself!!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty.
Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 10:43am.
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Good morning my little Irish shamrock:)
and yes I JUST felt the C word was appropriate for Dr. LS ...and I had a good feeling you were going to bust me on it. :P
@ Ophy....I just sang the line in my head but I always thought it was into Chicago..Bwahaaaa what a reeeetaaad I am.
Oh my god, just last night I was half-watching a Lifetime movie with Josie Davis in it and I could not believe her FACE. It barely moved. She had those puppety cheek implants and really only her mouth was mobile. Her body is insane, though. Very fit.
Anyway, happy birfday to the beautiful Sade.
I cosign on the face the girl is making in the pic.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/16/2013 - 10:34am.
Kate Moss...she can look pretty ratty at time but there are times when she really does look quite pretty IMO. Whatever bugs were in her ginny from bangin Pete Doherty must be dead by now..I would think. LOL AT "GINNY" SHE'S PLAIN JANE IRL BUT AMAZING IN MAGAZINES
Jill Sobule....I kissed a girl too;P - WHO? I'LL KICK HER ASS!
Sade..what a pretty voice...Coast to coast and into Chicago..WHAMO - IT'S "L.A. TO CHICAGO"
Debbie Allen...*puts on leg warmers sings out FAME..runs through the office waving jazz hands*
that's JAZZ hands not JIZ hands. THAT WASN'T NOT FUNNY.
John Carpenter...he's done so many great films, The Thing, Big Trouble in Little China and the original Assault on Precinct 13 are some of my favorites AGREE
Dr. Laura Schlessinger...sanctimonious condescending cunt! AGREE BUT IGNORES C WORD (THIS TIME)
René Angélil....I still think he's a perv, I think he's been diddling Celine since she was 14 or some wired shit like that. Having said that they're still together after all these years and all her fame so what the hell ME TOO BUT I'M HOPING HE WAITED.
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Good morning, sweet maple leaf.
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Dark-sided!
I always thought Kate Moss was meh and had an ugly nose. She's a hot mess, too.
I co-sign with LaChaylo in wishing the happiest of birthdays to the wondrous Sade. Her voice is beautiful and unique. She is my go-to station of choice on Pandora. Listening to her music at work keeps my stabby feelings at bay. All hail Sade!
psst Whamz - it's coast to coast "L.A." to Chicago..
carry on...
Kate Moss...she can look pretty ratty at time but there are times when she really does look quite pretty IMO. Whatever bugs were in her ginny from bangin Pete Doherty must be dead by now..I would think.
Jill Sobule....I kissed a girl too;P
Sade..what a pretty voice...Coast to coast and into Chicago..
Debbie Allen...*puts on leg warmers sings out FAME..runs through the office waving jazz hands*
that's JAZZ hands not JIZ hands.
John Carpenter...he's done so many great films, The Thing, Big Trouble in Little China and the original Assault on Precinct 13 are some of my favorites
Dr. Laura Schlessinger...sanctimonious condescending cunt!
René Angélil....I still think he's a perv, I think he's been diddling Celine since she was 14 or some weird shit like that. Having said that they're still together after all these years and all her fame so what the hell
Happy Bday Sluts
HB to Queen Sade. *bows down*
Juanita Bynum is an interesting individual.
kate is so much better looking now than when she first came out and looked like a starving war refugee
did she just come for the hospital to go clubbing? ??? nice ummm bracelet Kate... She looks like she smells gross a la Blohan kinda fumes.
Juanita Bynum once said: "You want a man? You can't take CARE of a man! PSHHH. Fingernails so long you can't even make a biscuit!"
Happy Birthday horz!
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