Thursday, October 25th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Katy Perry (28)
Ciara (27)
Josh Henderson (31)
Mehcad Brooks (32)
Bat for Lashes (33)
Craig Robinson (41)
Adam Goldberg (42)
Adam Pascal (42)
Chely Wright (42)
Mathieu Amalric (47)
Michael Boatman (48)
Tracy Nelson (49)
David Furnish (50)
Chad Smith (51)
Chrissy Amphlett (53)
Nancy Cartwright (55)
Helen Reddy (71)
Marion Ross (84)
Barbara Cook (85)

(Pic via The Cobrasnake)

Posted by: Michael K


crazyinjapan's picture

Whamo: Katy Perry does write her own songs, and I like them. I think they're catchy. People used to make fun of me for listening to the BeeGees, ABBA, and the Carpenters. I stand by all of them to this day. I know a well-written song when I hear it. And I try not to pigeonhole myself, but I have a really hard time with modern country. That I do not like. But I like a whole lot of other different kinds of music. Classical, rock, pop, punk, funk... you name it.

Katy is pretty and I like her albums. So there. :P

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PrettyHateMachine's picture

MK listed Bat For Lashes! Happy Birthday! I like a few of her songs.

Esteem's picture

Um, wow, I only know about 4 on this list, so happy birthday to any and all born this day.

bloodsicle's picture

Oscar Mayer looks like a Civil War soldier's corpse. Definitely on the bad shit.

WWMWD? What would Mae West do?

tinyhands's picture

Happy bday Chad Smith, not to be confused with Will Ferrell on crack.

Helluva drummer!!!

Katy Perry why don't you SUCK IT? I double dog dare you to sing without auto tune.

"Sometimes all a woman has to hold onto is being a bitch" Dolores Claiborne/Stephen King

Orangina's picture

@MrsPotatoHead
Haha @ 5th anniversary of her 28th birthday!

@CashewTime
Haha @ prostitot wannabe!

Whamo's picture

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 11:16am.

Why is that, Wham? I am curious because I usually agree with/respect your opinions. I like her songs.

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:) I just find the industry as a whole seems to have forgotten how to write a melody. I don't like the fact that most music is SO overproduced you really have no clue as to what the artist actually sounds like live. I hate that people seem to have no problem never hearing an artist sing live, from their TV appearance to their actually live shows it's simply one big lip sync. I don't like it's really more the producers in the studios that are making the music and the artists they use are simply pretty canvas to dance around to their studio ladened songs.
My favorite artists for the better part write their own music. This is JMO Crazy, I'm certainly no expert by any means I just wish the musicianship returned to the musicians themselves. I know there are great musicians out there I'm just speaking more to the top 40 pop stuff you hear on the radio which to me anyway is over produced over hyped crappola.
again JMO Crazy what the hell do I know:)

HB to everyone BUT this desperate prostitot wannabe. Sorry dumdum, you're not 12and you're not cute. Barf.

MrsPotatoHead's picture

To celebrate Katy Perry's 5th anniversary of her 28th birthday, here's that pic her ex took of her SANS FARDS:

http://cdn.thegloss.com/files/2011/01/katy-perry-without-makeup_425x315....

HB, you no-talent, auto-tuned pile of crap!

Orangina's picture

Katy Perry is lying about her age, she turned 30 like 4 years ago. But just this past year she decided to start lying about her age to the public.

Lily85's picture

Ugh, that's one gross couple.

I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK

can be a pushy broad's picture

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 9:50am
Helen Reddy...yes Pushy she did Delta Dawn too :)
I am woman hear me SNORE!
Marion Ross...I hate to say it but I use to love Happy Days:
Katy Perry...She's everything I hate about the music industry but man I SO would:P

Morning:)
HB to HELEN REDDY:)
HB to Marion Ross
HB to Katie I guess. Pretty girl, big tits.
Can't sing. Usually hurts my ears.

justincase's picture

I see John Mayer is showing his best side for Katy's birthday.

chaka1's picture

Not a Katy Perry fan either. I'm not really not into 20 somethings who promote sex covered in flavored fronting and candy to the elementary and middle school kids.

chaka1's picture

Poor Ciara. She's even outdone on her own birthday.

Hekki's picture

fleur, I sort of missed him on the list today. At 3am, I was watching him in "Park Benches". I don't find him sexy, but do like him as an actor.

crazyinjapan's picture

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 9:50am.

Katy Perry...She's everything I hate about the music industry
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Why is that, Wham? I am curious because I usually agree with/respect your opinions. I like her songs.

Gardening Girl's picture

Bad birthday to you Katy Pery...hope your hair falls out and someone takes away your paintbox of make up and slutty Strawberry Shortcake outfits.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

fleur_de_lis's picture

Bon anniversaire, Mathieu Amalric!

Can't believe none of you creamed your panties upon reading his name on this list.

ethang's picture

Chrissy Amphlett - Wow! I thought she was in her fifties when she did that touch myself video!

soulks's picture

Goood Mornin DListers! HB Katy, "Teenage Dream" fun fun lady; I like the voice. :)
that's all yawnLOL
HB to all birthday babies today =D

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snowpiece's picture

who?

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!

MissJaneTexas's picture

HBD Adam Goldberg - I WANNA DANCE! HAHAH Such a great movie.

HBD Mehcad Brooks (YUM), Josh Henderson (double yum) and Nancy Cartwright.

Didn't Chely Wright just have a birthday?

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

Britneys cheap ass wig's picture

Katty.Perry is 28 but to me she portrays an insecure 15yr old with Jesus freak parents who secluded her from the real world. The needy girl in h.s who nobody liked because she tried too hard lol I find her so insecure and annoying oh and obviously desperate look at her choice in men.

Happy bday Chad Smith!
<3 rhcp

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I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!

Hekki's picture

Wow, this list is pretty tepid.

HB to Helen Reddy (because I'm homesick for my 70s childhood today) and Adam Goldberg.

Whamo's picture

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 9:59am.

Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 9:52am.

but but but John Frusciente is gone so what is the point
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I KNOW it's so apparent where the backbone of their sound was coming from that's for sure!

You guys are lucky to have seen them, it must be madness to see them in a festival venue where you can jump around and get down. I can't imagine having to just sit there and watch them.I would think they are best seen with beer spilling all over the place and you getting your freak on!

LoCoJo's picture

I can't decide who's the hottest birfday slut on this list--Chrissy Amphlett (the divinyls are much more than that song), mrs Cunningham, or mrs Elton John.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

As usual, I know no one north of Tracy Nelson (aside from KP).

I listened to Helen Reddy LPs (kids please Google that) on endless repeat as a teen. Sing it gurrrrll!

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Ophelias evil twin's picture

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 9:50am.

Chad Smith...I have to see the Red Hot Chili
Peppers before they break up..which I fear is gonna be soon.

but but but John Frusciente is gone so what is the point ? Saw them twice and was such a huge fan way back in the day. In Anthony Kiedis' memoire Scar Tissue he describes when they first auditioned Chad and he showed up in acid wash jeans, sporting a mullet and other fashion atrocities but dude had skills.

still laughing at Elton John's husband comment. You REALLY have to love money I suppose to put up with his antics. Exhibit A: Tantrums and Tiaras documentary.

RandéSleepover's picture

Mayer is supposed to be a zombie-hunter. He's wearing a fake nose and chin.

BTW, while some people get off on the drama, repeatedly breaking up and reconciling rarely works out.

RandéSleepover's picture

Katy Perry is going to play the ingenue forever, maybe like Melanie Griffith.

I think Chrissy Amphlett is struggling with MS, but she was the bidnis back in the day.

annobanano's picture

Happy Birthday hometown boy Chad Smith! And yes Whamo, you need to see the RHCP!

ba-buttons's picture

Hi Katy! Have you switched to porn and starred in something with a name like "Katy's Filthy DP Adventures" yet? No? Okay, fuck off then.

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.

Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth

Whamo's picture

Katy Perry...She's everything I hate about the music industry but man I SO would:P

Bat for Lashes....Whoy whoy what what?

Adam Goldberg...He was great in Saving Private Ryan, that fight to the death scene was awesome

David Furnish...It CAN'T be fun getting banged by Elton John every night, can you feel the LOVE tonight..bleeech

Chad Smith...I have to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers before they break up..which I fear is gonna be soon.

Chrissy Amphlett...when I think of you I touch myself, Not the best tune but I mean come on!

Nancy Cartwright...gotta love Bart and the Simpson's although it should have been 5 years ago

Helen Reddy...yes Pushy she did Delta Dawn too :)
I am woman hear me SNORE!

Marion Ross...I hate to say it but I use to love Happy Days:P

Happy Bday Sluts

FluffKitteh's picture

Isn't her 15 minutes up yet?

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Ophelias evil twin's picture

what is this? little red riding ho and the big smelly douche (I'm assuming that's John Mayer)

I love Adam Goldberg. that Friends ep with him as Chandler's demented roomie was on the other day. so funny.

I remember my mom played the shit out that Helen Reddy album with I am woman hear me RAWWRR and Angie Baby. Still traumatized.

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Katy Perry is such a loser.
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Douchechill!

Gatsby's picture

I heard from a reliable source that Katy Perry has breasts

TexnDoc's picture

Oh! There are plenty of Josh Henderson beefcake pics! And he's on a current TV show, and worked the casting couch so hard.

HB to Helen Reddy. I still remember you, lassie.