Birthday Sluts

John Sayles, *as Whamo pointed out* "Brother From Another Planet", have loved this movie, and hoping now to find on Netflix.

HB Naomi Watts ~ looking at her IMDB biography:
'She once appeared in an Australian television commercial turning down a date with Tom Cruise for her mum's lamb roast.' < Good choice, Naomi!

Loved her in 'Funny Games".

❝ Success is like being pregnant, everyone congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were fu**ed. ❞

Submitted by bookworm on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 1:06pm.
GROSS! Hate seeing animals that have been killed & stuffed. It sickens me. Dita looks ridiculous.

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Dita always looks ridiculous. I wish she'd drown in those martini glasses she gets paid to lay in,

Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 10:05am.

Mira's Legs and Marvin Gaye? Yep. Lady wood over here. I even caught her once in a Will & Grace Episode completely off guard and was like...DAMN those legs are STILL poppin!!!

No wonder she married that 10 year old! Mama is bringing it!

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"I'll rip your tongue out of your mouth...and lick my balls with it!"

GROSS! Hate seeing animals that have been killed & stuffed. It sickens me. Dita looks ridiculous.

taxidermy is freaky, and not in a good way. some coward shot that lion so other cowards could pose on its corpse.

what people don't know is, if they take a picture with the corpse of this magnificent creature, they will forever find themselves waking up drenched in sweat from nightmares of being chased through an african plain, hunted down by a pack of lionesses at the very TOP of their game. the lionesses will take the coward down, but not kill him or her - just bat the person around a little. then the lion will casually walk over and deliver the coup de grace.

but when the corpse poseur wakes up, they won't be able to remember what the nightmare was about.

moral of the story - show some fucking respect.

oh, and happy birthday, John Sayles.

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God don't like ugly.

HB Brigette Bardot.

My dad met her in Buzios, a beautiful fishing town a couple hours outside Rio de Janeiro. "SHE GAVE ME SOME WATER ONCE!!!". Too bad he was 13 and gay.

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 9:14am.

Mira Sorvino....where has she been, I think she's gorgeous

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Whamster, I saw her recently in "Attack on Leningrad" about 900 days Nazi blockade and she and Gabriel Burns (GABRIEL BURNS!!!!!) were in leading roles. Enjoyed every second. She is still beautiful and looks very young.

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She's a true sweeheart for sure, I'm glad she still looks good, I though you were going to tell me she looked horrid! lol!

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 9:14am.

Mira Sorvino....where has she been, I think she's gorgeous

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Whamster, I saw her recently in "Attack on Leningrad" about 900 days Nazi blockade and she and Gabriel Burns (GABRIEL BURNS!!!!!) were in leading roles. Enjoyed every second. She is still beautiful and looks very young.

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 11:09am.

I agree that there's something about Dita von Tese that makes me not like her, though I do want to.
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She tries too hard to be a historic Pin-up girl. Never happening.

WHERE ARE YOU MY CYBER GIRL?? :( !!!

*sends out northern bat signal*

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 11:09am.

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if it makes you feel any better i kinda feel the same-but more in that i am "meh" about her. i mean all she does is strip and wear old fashioned clothes but most of her fans are rabid nutcases and treat her like the second coming-a lot like gaga fans. i can believe she takes herself a bit too seriously too.

haha. I've always liked Dita Von Teese. She's totally ridiculous, and obviously not to bright (she married Marilyn Manson, ffs). But she milks that cash cow for all its worth!

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

I agree that there's something about Dita von Tese that makes me not like her, though I do want to. She's just always so "on." I know it's a persona and all, but that way of speaking soooo slowly, really have no personality, and talking about nothing that's not somehow alluding to sex -- and the funny thing is, I feel like she probably doesn't get much out of sex because she's acting the whole time to keep that damn persona up rather than letting go.

Dita at some fashion show lookin' like an absolute flamin' cunt:
http://theberry.com/2012/09/27/take-a-berry-break-40-photos-250/berry-br...

Not sure we should celebrate the birthday of teen molester Jeffrey Jones... Turns out that Dean Rooney really was a creep.

submitted by Dion flowerboy on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 10:19am.
Bam and his groupies are a bore.

I agree with you.

Reality Bites is such an awesome movie. Favorite scene is them dancing in the gas station

HB Dita!

I loved Romy and Michelle but Janeane is a whack-a-doo. This is a pretty meh list, I can't get a lady boner for any of them.

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Visit The Freckle on Lindsay Lohan's Lip on Facebook.

I can't imagine how self-obsessed you'd have to be to "be" Dita Von Teese. But I admire her for it. Anyone else, no.

HB to Janeanne, Moon Unit, John Sayles and crazy cat lady Brigette Bardot.
Co-sign on "Eight Men Out." I love that movie.

Bam and his groupies are a bore.

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 9:51am.

Anno, I loved "Baby, It's You"!

(just realized how Scarlett Johansson reminds me of Rosanna Arquette.)
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Yeah, I can see that.

@ Submitted by luvmehateme on Fri, 09/28/2012 - 9:48am.

Mira has FAB legs - particularly remember her dancing to Marvin Gaye in "Summer of Sam".

Have to link it, hotness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CkKjMEnqIw

Happy Birthday, Janeane!

From Romy and Michele's High School Reunion as Heather Mooney: "This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy."

Happy Birthday to the other sluts!

Happy birthday whores...I really try to like Dita, but I just can't...there's something that just holds me back!

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Anno, I loved "Baby, It's You"!

(just realized how Scarlett Johansson reminds me of Rosanna Arquette.)

Happy Birthday, Heather (I man DITA)

Happy Birthday to Janeane! I love that woman.

Just watched Reality Bites the other day for old time fuckery sake "I feel like I am the AIDS character or some shit on Melrose Place and people are going to come to my funeral in halter tops or some shit".

I love this woman.

Happy Birthday, Sorvino. Ah, I enjoy watching your father in mob movies and your 45 year old legs in anything! You go!

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"I'll rip your tongue out of your mouth...and lick my balls with it!"

Happy birthday to Bam and Dita Von PLEASE!!!

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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012

"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers

I've gotta admire Dita's commitment to a style - she works it.

Happy BDay Dita & John Sayles. Always liked the under appreciated "Baby It's You" among other films.

Thank heavens so many beautiful women were born on this day, to replace that tweaker Davis guy with his oozing pustulence.

Ahhh... Dita, Naomi Watts, Mira Servino, Lizzie McGuire...like kittens... so soothing...

baby Luca!!! Happy birthday Lizzie!

Happy Birfday to Naomi, Janeane, Mira and Moon. I'd love to have a girls night out with that gaggle!

I can't stop looking at that photo. My feelings about Dita are complicated but weigh more on the "pro" side.

Bardot is cuckoo for cocoa puffs. Jeffrey Jones is a perv.

Dita Von Teese....meh...she banged Marlyn Manson so that can never be a good thing

Mira Sorvino....where has she been, I think she's gorgeous

Moon Unit Zappa... She's a Valley Girl She's a Valley girl gotta love a chick who gave us great lines like, fer shure, barf out, gag me with a spoon.

Janeane Garofalo...you either like her or you don't, I like the her, she can layout a bitch line with the best of them.

John Sayles...He also gave us The Brother From Another Planet

Jeffrey Jones..Ferris Bueller's principal has given us some great work...but he also likes little boys...so...you know...not..cool..man

Brigitte Bardot...from beauty to ugly hag nut bag whack job.

If you were a teen in the 80's here you go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-LArv-sEQU

Happy Bday Sluts

Did anyone really buy that Dita would sit in The Gold Bar by herself while Sharon, Chad, Latrice and PhiPhi were all in the other room ignoring what Ru said about a guest and instead screaming at each other? She eventually got up and left.

Happy Birthday to the great, underrated director/actor John Sayles -- love all his movies, especially City of Hope, Lone Star, and the best sports movie of all time Eight Men Out.

Crappy birthday to dirtbag Bam, crazy ass Garofalo, and creepy kiddie toucher Jeffrey Jones.

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l love a Dickey with floating balls!!

"R.A. Dickey for 2012 NL Cy Young"

big ups to janeane garofalo!

also to carre otis who had rourke when he was hawt! now, well, ya both look busted. shame.

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watching hardcore ufos

Oh and happy bd also to Naomi Watts!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Happy birthday, Brigitte Bardot!! Good morning people!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'