Saturday, August 25th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Alexander Skarsgård (36)
Alexandra Burke (24)
Blake Lively (25)
Rachel Bilson (31)
Kel Mitchell (34)
Jo Dee Messina (42)
Claudia Schiffer (42)
Cameron Mathison (43)
Rachael Ray (44)
Blair Underwood (48)
Billy Ray Cyrus (51)
Tim Burton (54)
Elvis Costello (58)
Rob Halford (61)
Gene Simmons (63)
David Canary (74)
Tom Skerritt (79)
Regis Philbin (81)
Sean Connery (82)
Monty Hall (91)

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loopygorilla's picture

Anyway Askars has a type.

and you can only date askars, if you are an waif thin anorexic coke whore thin hair bitch with bony pelvis holding up a sexy thong, rib cage showing under the breast and rib bones instead of breast cleavage showing, saggy droppy flat ass aka kate bosworth and the olsen twin.

Askars likes his girls to be boyish.

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Cake666's picture

Vikings are nom.

B!i!i!iD~
For your health.

I'm not sure why there is such a big fuss about this skarsgard boy. He has a great body for sure, but his face looks like he should be called Gomer Pyle.

anyway, HB to all!

TheBreakdown's picture

It's called marketing. Askars is not that hot.

That is all.

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loopygorilla's picture

wow he is like 1 shade or 1 degree from being ugly.

veryoldbat's picture

Askars is so insanely nomish... The whole world would be in a better mood if this man were cast in more roles... He is heavily favored for the 50 shades lead... I can't be bothered with the series... But 2 hours of screen time with him.. Oh hell yes.. Spa,. And do it again...

My issues now have issues.. So take a number.

Nicole's picture

So many awesome people with birthdays today... my only complaint is that ASkars has on waaaaay too many clothes in that pic.

Twat Muffin's picture

SFRB -- you're thinking of Viggo Mortenson.

Tom Cruise and John Travolta are gay and Scientology is accepting all of their money to keep their secret, and remember Lisa McPherson.

This is the hot guy from A Perfect Murder, right? The one who dipped his schlong into goopy?

Jesus GOD Michael Douglas! Way ineffective.

WithinReason...'s picture

Happy birthday Heybooo! Have a good one.

(That avie is very scary! *shudders*)

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 12:43pm.

Deb, I hope it wasn't a live goat or a lifetime supply of cheese.
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Anita Bidet's picture

monty hall is still alive?

WithinReason...'s picture

Little_rascal, that's it! YUM on that pic! Someone on here has that as their delicious avie too! Sorry can't remember who... :/

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Saphris's picture

Good point. Forgot about her cameo on that show.
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little_rascal's picture

Agree with everybody complaining about Askars wearing too many clothes in the above photo. MK should have used this:
http://cdn01.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/0818-alex...
He looks like a viking god.

Dion flowerboy's picture

Ach! I cannae believe dat man is 82. Dinna worry, Sean, you're still a caller.

BabyJane's picture

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEL MITCHELL!
Goodburger is one of my favorite movies of all times!

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Twat Muffin's picture

heybooo -- HB to you, hon! BTW, is that John Wayne Gacy in your avie? Kinda spooky yet kinda funny.

heybooo's picture

and ME!

Tyroan's picture

HBD to The Only Elvis That Matters.

Twat Muffin's picture

Saphris -- I guess; I'm just grumpy, LOL! I don't know if you watch the Real Housewives of Atlanta, but Jo Dee (gah!) was collaborating with Kandi on a country song. Her country credibility may be circling the drain with that one.

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lol @ Twat Muffin. True, but it gives her that twangy, country credibility.
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Foxxy Brown's picture

for some reason all of a sudden i'm bored. twice.

HB Monty Hall!!! dnk he's still with us, go Monty. HB to Blair Underwood and all the sluts. except you Rachel Ray. you cover yourself in "evoo" and light a fire

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

WithinReason...'s picture

Twatty, how you doin'? Happy Saturday!

Lot of b-day hotties today. I agree with whoever said too many clothes on Alex. Should have had a Viking outfit on him today MK! ;)

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Passionate birthday gropes to Rob Halford! I vividly recall tooling around town on my moped with Screaming For Vengeance blaring out of my Walkman. Totally bad ass. (Don't judge.)

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Happy birthday Elvis Costello, Tim Burton, Gene Simmons, Monty Hall and everybody else. :)

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Sean Connery: "So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore."

Twat Muffin's picture

Within -- hey, baby!

I meant to say HB to Tim Burton, too! Jo Dee Messina's name has always bugged me -- really, Jo Dee? Just make it Jodee, will ya?

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Happy Birthday to the boy kIng... King Tut Simmons!

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WithinReason...'s picture

HB Alexander, Claudia, Blair, Tim, Elvis, Sean and the other birthday sluts today!

Mmm mmm mmm Blair is one TASTY man *swooon*

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fredfred's picture

monty hall! every time i dig for random shit outta my purse, i think of monty wanting to make me a deal.

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Saphris's picture

HB Jo Dee Messina! Country music and I are not friends, but I have a soft spot for "My give a damns busted."
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i never realized how old Alexander Skarsgård is. definitely thought he was late-20s, not 30s

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HB to Sean Connery, Tom Skerritt, and Cameron Mathison. I remember when Cameron first starred on AMC. Yummmy.

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LaChaylo's picture

HB to hot hot hot Blair Underwood. *drool*

HB to Elvis Costello. Has he been in a duet with kd lang? If not, that needs to happen.

HB Tim Burton. I need to rewatch Beetlejuice.

TexnDoc's picture

HB Rachael Ray, who I love to hate. And Sean Connery, who for some reason I thought had passed.

Twat Muffin's picture

ILovePapaSmurf -- you meant more Meloni and more naked Meloni, right? LOL!!!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Deb, I hope it wasn't a live goat or a lifetime supply of cheese.

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misslainey's picture

Sean Connery AND Blair Underwood? Swoon! Happy birthday to all the sluts!

CokeyBloke's picture

Too many clothes on The Asakars!
I will watch that Iraqi war Marine series today and swoon nonstop.

little_rascal's picture

HB to Sean Connery, Elvis Costello and Claudia Schiffer!

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

This season of "True Blood" needed more naked Eric and more Meloni. HB!

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HB Blair Underwood. JEAH!

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HB Rob Halford! I, too, am hellbent for leather

*I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar*

Costello is a genius! And Burton directed Depp in Ed Wood, among other noteworthy projects. They both get a big Happy Birthday and endless thanks for their contributions to entertainment and modern culture.

If truth is beauty, then we are all hideous monsters.