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HB Tim Gunn! you no sex having fashion king

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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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ew what an ugly picture. idk stephen dorf just doesn't do it for me. guy has no lips

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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I was going to wish these sluts and hos Happy Birthday.....but I got high instead.

HB Afroman!!!

HB to Tim Gunn, also...my user name is his catchphrase.

His obliques are bigger than his hips, it's weird looking!

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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." - Hamlet, Shakespeare

Yeah. . . the girl hips I don't see, but he has unattractively narrow shoulders and short arms. Plus the unfortunate face, of course.

Smirnoff Ice and a beer belly

Submitted by CORNDOG on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 5:37pm.

UGH! He drinks Smirnoff Ice!

Best Dorff picture ever.

http://www.starfetch.com/db/images/Stephen_Dorff/67745/

Wish I could say the story ended with a moving truck jumping the curb and taking out the entire dorff-crew...

He doesn't need that big-ass gym towel; a hankie would provide all the coverage he needs.

It's Geddy Lee's birthday, too!!!

Hekki -- I, too, have a mental file. I love the celeb stories. I've met a few of them myself and I'll never forget those encounters.

Zey: I love stories like yours! They go in my mental file drawer and color my opinion of celebs.

I'll always remember him for being in that cheap scary movie "the Gate" which was so bad it was enjoyable.

He looks homeless.

And too much like Larry Fessenden.

What a lame buncha horz today. Suckful birthday sluts, I hope your birthdays are better than this list.

I'm not recognizing any names here but Danger Mouse and Afroman could have their own movie.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 1:37pm.

Just as long as he can keep writing songs about oppressed working men and women. :)

I was as interested in the people around him: his original drummer, who just missed the big time; Clemons, with his wives and drugs; Weinberg and Lofgren, with their old-guy health issues; etc.

RE: Patti S. She may not be a looker but they do have chemistry together. Even when Bruce was married to that boring actress there was heat between Patti and him.
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Rande -- I just read that New Yorker article. Apparently, she comes from big money herself, and she certainly knows how to spend it. I'm sure that having money allowed her to be able to travel in the circles that allowed her access to someone like Bruce, let's put it that way; her looks certainly didn't get her in. I Googled some pictures of her -- yikes, that chin!!! And they go yachting with David Geffen? That's the high life, for sure. No, no, far from Asbury Park. I'm not a fan either, though he seems like a nice enough dude.

Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 1:26pm.
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LOLOLOLOL

Someone has to tame the "woolly mammoth" ;p

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Submitted by winniwins on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 12:34pm.
Ew. Girl hips and his Dorff doesn't even reach his index finger.

Um,what girls do you know, or are dating? Those are definitely not womanly hips.

And go watch Shadowboxer to get a better look at his erect member.

Meh, he looks like a caveman, put a club in his hand and he's good to go hunt the woolly mammoth.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 12:22pm.

Not sure either. Not a big Springsteen fan--not even his early hits. They have a 300-acre horse farm in north Jersey, as well as places in FL and Beverly Hills. Not exactly Asbury Park, is it?

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 1:12pm.
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Thanks for that Sans. I need him well worn out and tired. So do your worst. lmao

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"I could never see what Springsteen saw in Patti. She's extremely homely, if you ask me."

i have the same conversation anytime i see mention of her and the boss. good on her, though. the boss is boss.

it's really too bad that dorff is so obviously a dorff. "backbeat" was a good movie with the greatest supergroup ever on the soundtrack.

i wonder if anyone has ever made a "dorf on golf" joke to him. if so, i wonder how fucking enraged it made him.

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G'Day Dlisters; HB to David jennings, Tim make it work!, Ken doc. me ;) , Patti the boss ;), little Wil Wesley is 40?? =):), Martina when god-fearin women get the blues!, Stephen Dorf uh well you know that poster, literally. hb 8),

and HB to all born today!

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"Well call the preacher. He's the only one who can reach her"- when god-fearin women get the blues

Within, I will go first, but I warn you--there may not be much left of him after I've had a go!

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It's PHELPS time!

Happy Birthday to Tim Gunn. A gentleman and my muse. ________________________________
You are all infidels and heathens.

Sans Fards, I'll do him but would you like to go first? I'm not done assembling my torture device yet. *Closes the door on these people with more scruples than us.*

Hi (((Twatty!)))- good morning!

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Didn't Dorff used to hang a lot with Stipe about twenty years ago? I wonder what they talked about? Tibet? Mojitos? Patchouli?

I've never been a fan of photoshoots that scream SEX!!! but then put some object in the way of private parts and pretend it's so coy that they're almost naked, but not. This man is grabbing his junk with a towel, it's just weird.

I still would. Unashamedly.

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Love Tim Gunn! Happy Birthday!!!!

Ew. Girl hips and his Dorff doesn't even reach his index finger.

And furthermore, as far as Stephen Dorff goes, his last film (that I know of) was "Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star." Yeah, he was in that piece of shit, playing a porn star. And yes, I'm embarrassed to admit I watched that piece of shit.

zey -- wow, he & his friends were pricks, weren't they? I think I'm going to use that as one of my lines. Like Melanie Griffith uses the "I'm an international movie star!" line, I'm going to add "listen, I do feature films, okay?" into my repetoire.

Rande -- I could never see what Springsteen saw in Patti. She's extremely homely, if you ask me. I would imagine they live high on the hog.

Within -- hey, baby!!!

I love how doing a Google search on Stephen Dorff, Stephen Dorff douchebag is highlighted as a search option.

HB Steven, Tim and the other birthday sluts today!

I'll take Steve's bod with everything else coming from Tim. ;)

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Will Wheaton - 40

Holy shit

He looks like a lovely very dumb blonde. PRAISE THE LORD!!!

I'm pretty sure he was in Public Enemy.

The only big movie douche has done was Blade.

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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09

Dorff says "Listen I do FEATURE FILMS, ok?

NOT ANYMORE, LOSER. Good story, zey.

Afroman doesn't deserve one birthday never mind two.

HBD Tim Gunn, I wish we were related.

Wesley Crusher is 40? I'm officially old! :(

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New Yorker has a long, fawning piece on Springsteen's life and career, with a portion on Scialfa. The author describes her role in the band as Love Interest and Bemused Wife. They live very, very well.

Zey, so if this cunt is in feature films, can you name one? Cos I dont recognized this dipshit either!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by zey on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 11:07am.
In '97 I saw Dorff and a bunch of his dorff-bag friends on Melrose Ave in Hollywood, basically being a bunch of dorffs.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012

Didn't Afroman just have a bday a few days ago?

"This world is a whore."

Submitted by zey on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 11:07am.
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that's a good anecdote. I hate conceited douchebags.