Friday, July 6th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Jennifer Saunders (54)
Camilla & Rebecca Rosso (18)
Kate Nash (25)
Gregory Smith (29)
Tay Zonday (30)
Tia & Tamera Mowry (34)
50 Cent (37)
Inspectah Deck (42)
Brian Van Holt (43)
Heather Nova (45)
Robin Antin (51)
Allyce Beasley (58)
Geoffrey Rush (61)
George W. Bush (66)
Sylvester Stallone (66)
Ned Beatty (75)
Dalai Lama (77)
Della Reese (81)
Nancy Reagan (91)

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z-listed's picture

Happy Birthday, Edwina, sweetie! Lets call Pats and
get drunk!

SpacemanSpiff's picture

Sweetie dahrling! Stoli all round!

patty cake's picture

JUST SAY NO THANK YOU NANCY

xoxox

The war isn't working.

patty cake's picture

GOD BLESS AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! JENNIFER!!

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Sayonara's picture

Happy Birthday folks!

(973) Jersey Strong

Provolone's picture

corporations....maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

oceanlover998's picture

...totally agree that the policies of the Reagan Administration begat most of the problems facing America today...

...DRASTICALLY increasing the National Debt to fund the Military Defense Machine...cutting benefits and assistance to the poor and working poor...vastly increasing the gap between the super-rich and everyone else by giving them preferential tax treatment...

...HOWEVER...it's been widely reported that after Reagan's shooting in 1981, he was basically put out of commission by a cocktail of mind-altering drugs at the behest of George H.W. Bush his V.P. who wound up running the show for the next 12 years...

...Reagan originally never wanted GHWB as his running mate or V.P. but was told by GOP honchos that if he didn't take on Bush they would make sure he wouldn't win the Nomination...

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TelevisedRevolution's picture

The Reagans brought us mentally ill people sleeping on the streets, ketchup as a vegetable in school lunches, and the wholesale rape of the citizen/consumer by corporations for fun and profit.

The whole "get money, bitch" mentality that we complain about everyday on the D when we see it reflected back to us in popular culture can be traced back to the Reagan era - these are the babies of the eighties.

If the punks of the 70's sang about "No Future", they were at least able to imagine what one might have been. Children of the Reagan Era and beyond - not so much.

Anyway, Happy Happy Birthday to both the Dalai Lama and Della Reese!

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God don't like ugly.

gucci's picture

George Saunders had a kid?

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John Garfield
No one lives forever

WTFOMGLOL's picture

Edwina DARLING!!!! HB you funny, funny, girl!!

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by Edna -E- Mode on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:55pm.
Gotta disagree with you on the air traffic controllers, he should have stopped the strike. Yeah, they deserved better benefits and the changes that were forced to be made, but just like now, you can't have a union hold all the cards, and hold the majority of the public hostage over getting the totality of their demands met, and not be willing to compromise.

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

doncorleone's picture

Poor Ned Beatty. Remembered forever for squealing like a pig.

agirl's picture

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDDIE!!!! Eddie should partay with Della Reese! And Pats of course.

Edna -E- Mode's picture

yes Reagan closed a LOT of mental hospitals back in the day and greatly increased the homeless populations. same ass who fired all the air traffic controllers (can you imagine how smart and Stressed you have to be for that job and he didn't want to have to pay them for it)
thereby putting the entire population at risk for months and years . not a job you can do well over night or in a few months.

"I (almost) never look back, darling. It distracts from The Now." = Edna 'E' Mode

doncorleone's picture

Twatty -

I love you more everyday, you rock!!!

HB Dalai L:

The Dalai Lama rocks. I saw him in Vancouver and that man is a comedian. His laugh is so child-like and sweet. I heart the Big DL.

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Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella

Dog's picture

I've never seen even one minute of AbFab.

*hides*

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Gardening Girl's picture

HB to the FABULOUSE Jennifer Saunders. I pray for your good health! And to Geoffrey Rush!

Gardening Girl's picture

Effe Reagan. He closed some of the state mental hospitals and they became our homless, when he was Gov. I hope he and his dyed hair are roasting in the lowest pit in hell.

rocklobster's picture

Reagan is oft-quoted today because he had great speechwriters who came up with some timeless platitudes.

And since even Reagan now sounds reasonable, some of his words are good evidence of how fucking crazy the right has become.

Kizzy's picture

I don't believe either Skinny Fat or I stated we agreed with Reagan, OR his policies, Skinny Fat just said it was evil to wish harm on an old lady. I simply said that WHETHER OR NOT YOU AGREE, the perception is out there that Reagan WAS a great president, evidenced by invocations of his words by politicians of BOTH sides today.

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Dog's picture

Ronald Reagan is remembered as a great and beloved president by the people who weren't adversely affected by his bullshit. The Reagan administration's blinders-on attitude towards AIDS and blaming it all first on Haitians then on gay men (when it was finally forced to admit it existed at all) was one of the most disgusting displays of white elitist crap ever. Let's also not forget Reagan fully endorsed Iran Contra but let Ollie North take every bit of the blame. Reagan did do some good, I suppose, but whatever that may have been is far outshadowed by his revolting mistakes and his head-in-the-sand mentality.

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babybunny's picture

THe Dalai Lama, Bush, Nancy Reagan. And Fiddy?? All born today...what a mix!!! I wonder what they all drank nine months earlier...love Jen Saunders to death.

CarrieOn's picture

Go Shorty, it's your birfday, we gonna party like it's your birfday.....

HB Fiddy!

Pay your hospital bill yet?

Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 11:11am.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:57am.

fucked off, twat.

lol. werent you two fighting yesterday?

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:57am.
My family was personally affected by Ronald Reagan's policies. Benefits were cut and his administration made it impossible to get loans to get into college. That's what a great president he was. Fuck off, skinny fat.

Twatty, but what about the trickle down economics.......didn't that help you? It did for every other middle class family.......NOT!!!! I love you Twatty. Don't let the bastards get you down! ;-)

Jennifer Saunders in the Alexis Bittar ad. Happy Birthday DAHLING!!!

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:11am.

Whamster, you are a bad boy. I opened that link. I purposely avoid that movie because of that scene. I think because it seems like it could really happen. What about the boy who does the dueling banjos? He def looks inbred. Brrr. That movie gives me the heebeejeebees.

D-vine Lister's picture

HAPPY PHYSICAL DAY REBEL INS (INSPECTAH DECK) **SWOOOON **
HB JS and HB to sister, sister (Mowry twins) .. loved that show growin up! stay classy sistas! ;)

a big fat FRRRRRUUUUUUCCCCKKK YOOOOU to bitch as 2 quarters, hate that asshole!

and another FU to G. Bush dirty evil bastard, hope he rots in hell !!!!

Damn, 2 Wu-tang bdays in a row, and they cancers thats what the fuck is up! WUTANG BITCHES!!!!!

**SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!**

Wanted's picture

Sweetie Darling!! HB!

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Kizzy's picture

*Hugs and gropes Skinny Fat's butt*

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

RandéSleepover's picture

Love G. Rush in pretty much everything he's been in. Seems like a decent, humble guy IRL, too. (Prolly a wife-beating perv, then.)

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 11:17am.

I personally think Rutherford B. Hayes
was a great President, he had good hair, could whistle well, had fine wooden teeth:)

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I thought it was George Washington who had the wooden teefs?

Whamo's picture

I personally think Rutherford B. Hayes
was a great President, he had good hair, could whistle well, had fine wooden teeth, knew how to milk a cow, was a dandy dancer and invented the blue stuff you put your comb in:)

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:57am.

fucked off, twat.

Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:53am.
*hugs kizzy

humans_off_earth_now's picture

HB Jennifer Saunders! Why they hell hasn't she been knighted or whatever yet? Not that she probably gives a fuck, but still. And the Queen is probably scared that JS would be unable to resist turning the thing into a comedy sketch ..

Unhappy birthday to war criminal* GW Bush, who also kept us safe on 9/11.

*(not that all US presidents aren't anymore)

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Whamo's picture

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:15am.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:07am.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:54am.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:48am.
HB to Jennifer Saunders. Who says women can't be funny?
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NOT ME! Have you ever talked to me? I'm fuckin' hilarious!
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AND you're a whore mouth, that's a good combo:P
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Who doesn't love a good whore mouth?
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Hmm...is it wrong that I 'twitched" ??:P

Twat Muffin's picture

My family was personally affected by Ronald Reagan's policies. Benefits were cut and his administration made it impossible to get loans to get into college. That's what a great president he was. Fuck off, skinny fat.

joanne's picture

HB Jennifer Saunders, Geoffrey Rush, Della Reese and Dali Lama.

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:29am.

skinny fat -- Ronald Reagan was probably the worst president in the history of this country and is responsible to this day for the shit this country is still in to this day.
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If that's true, then why do pols from either side invoke and revere him? Skinny Fat is right. The perception out there is that Reagan was a good president, and that people love him.

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

kdracofan's picture

Happy birthday Frida Kahlo & Dalai Lama

"LACROIX, dahling!"

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:29am.

Who said Reagan was a great president? I said BELOVED, Twat (how apropos). So now we're no longer blaming George W. for this mess of a country, we're blaming Ronald Reagan. I just can't with you uber-liberals. It's all so black and white for people of your ilk.

And get off your high horse while you're at it.

kate773's picture

LOVE Jennifer Saunders. HB you hot slut.

CokeyBloke's picture

That sexy kitty Heather Nova is 45?! I wore OUT her cd in college.

Twat Muffin's picture

skinny fat -- Ronald Reagan was probably the worst president in the history of this country and is responsible to this day for the shit this country is still in to this day. His presidency ushered in the era of corporate greed that exists to this day, something this country will never recover from. And if I remember correctly, dlisted is a forum where we can snark, and I am entitled to my opinion. I'm sure a lot of my fellow dlisters will agree with me. You're entitled to your opinion & I'm entitled to mine. And if you truly believe Reagan was a great president, you're a far more evil bitch than I'll ever be.

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:07am.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:54am.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:48am.
HB to Jennifer Saunders. Who says women can't be funny?
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NOT ME! Have you ever talked to me? I'm fuckin' hilarious!
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AND you're a whore mouth, that's a good combo:P
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Who doesn't love a good whore mouth?
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How can a man be a mom?

*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-

Whamo's picture

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:54am.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:48am.
HB to Jennifer Saunders. Who says women can't be funny?
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NOT ME! Have you ever talked to me? I'm fuckin' hilarious!
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AND you're a whore mouth, that's a good combo:P