Tuesday, May 29th 2012
Birthday Sluts
La Toya Jackson (56)
Riley Keough (23)
Jaslene Gonzalez (26)
Carmelo Anthony (28)
Scary Spice (37)
Daniel Tosh (37)
Noel Gallagher (45)
Lisa Welchel (49)
Melissa Etheridge (51)
Rupert Everett (53)
Annette Bening (54)
Danny Elfman (59)
Rebbie Jackson (62)
Nick Mancuso (64)
Anthony Geary (65)
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HB to all the looney Birthday sluts. Especially Det. LaToya.
Tony Geary..amazing actor, charisma on wheels...Luke and Laura..best soap summer ever! I love this man!...that smile...I think he beats out LaToya for a pic, what did she ever do??gah..65...forever young on youtube....
I'm not a lesbian or anything but one thing you have to give the jackson women credit for having great bodies.
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"The world is a pretty nice place if you're happy"
John Garfield
No one lives forever
Oooh Daniel Tosh, sexy fucker! His show is back tonight as well! :)
There is a story about Richard Lawson's five brushes with death. Wouldn't one really good brush with death be sufficient? I'm sure that by the third brush with death it's really hard to keep it fresh. Sounds like a really long story.
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Happy Bday La Toya! Without your exquisite existence we wouldn't be the detectives we are today!
Coma Caca!
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Bloody hell, the two Jacksons share a birthday? I guess there's so many of them that the other 364 days were taken anyway. I had to Google Rebbie and she was very beautiful pre-nosejob. And she seems to be the only Jackson who had a somewhat decent nosejob.
Happy Birthday to Daniel Tosh! Cute as a button and brutally funny.
HB Annette Bening, an excellent actress.
HB to Tony Geary, Luke Spencer for 30+ years.
HB to Elvis' grandson.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
HB to Detective LaToya and the only (apparently) sane Jackson, Rebbie. i remember "Centipede" Rebbie!
Carmelo, maybe you can spend some time on your birthday learning how to throw a fucking pass to a teammate standing in the middle of the paint. you can practice by using Daniel Tosh's face for a target.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Happy Birthday LaToya. I've had a soft spot for her ever since her "Hello Michael K. Detective LaToya here!" YouTube with RuPaul that was so cute.
Happy Birthday Rupert Everett, you used to be sooo hot, now you're just a mean queen, but that's alright :-)
HB Noel Gallagher! I'll always have a soft spot for him and Liam, no matter how crusty and cunty they are.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Well I'm awake now LaToya. Could you please remove your butt from your chest until after I've had my coffee?
La Toya Queen of Tacky and Famous for having a famous and talented (yet pedo) brother. Think she is gross and has no talent.
So Michael Jackson's not dead?
Happy birthday Danny Elfman!!! Love your music - wish Oingo Boingo was still around!
Kisses to Rupert Everett!
HB Melissa, Rupert, Annette, Danny and the other birthday sluts today!
To Annette and Rupert a couple of real hot sluts on their special day!! ♪◘☼♥
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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There's something strangely contradictory about LaToya being on the cover of Ebony magazine.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 9:47am.
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HOLY CRAP they grow up fast... hope he has a great day.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Tony Geary!!!! Luukkkeee...I loved him back in the day, charisma on wheels, such a great actor.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Ah my favourite super slueth, The detective herself!
I thought Rupert Everett was dead!
Holy crap. 1992 and already horrific looking.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Tis a disturbing headline re: LaT in Paris.
Piss on all CO$.
I love it! "Fame, Family and Her Future in Paris" What?!
****&%$#@Don't get on that ferry, Zac! Stay with us forever.@#$%&****
that poor bitch was only 36 when that cover was shot? oy.
HB to Rebbie, Luke (whose hairline appears to be holding steady ??) and Danny Elfman.
And yes, Molly was on the Facts of Life.
Anybody else get the willies from Melissa Ethridge? somethin about her just ain't right. maybe I should ask Tammy
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 8:50am.
Blair wasn't all that pretty. She was quite chubby. And she had buck teef and squinty eyes. She DID have gorgeous hair, though.
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I still would have!! lol! now she's a Jesus Freak, or at least always has been but seems to really be into The Water Walker now!
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 8:50am.
Shade: remember when Molly Ringwald was on "Facts of Life"?
I remember that! And Pamela Adlon (Marcy on Californication) was on the last couple of seasons of Facts.
Shade: remember when Molly Ringwald was on "Facts of Life"?
I was watching an episode with my daughters (who were NOT interested) and Blair wasn't all that pretty. She was quite chubby. And she had buck teef and squinty eyes. She DID have gorgeous hair, though.
Happy Birfday to Detective LaToya and Danny Elfman! And Annette Bening who has fantastic arms - not too muscular but toned and awesome. Very hard for women of a certain age to achieve!
I see some crappy birthday folk here.
It's WHelchel. I was a super fan back in the day!! :)
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 8:06am.
Breaky!... there's a certain EvilShoe looking for you!... in a good way!... keep your heaux ass around more often for her to find ya!
OT: oh, now i'm gonna have "The Facts of Life" theme running through my head all day!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Webberbear on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 8:18am.
Thank fuck. I can love him again. :)
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
To: Chris Ecclestons Concubine
From: Wiki
"In 2007, Jeffrey Tambor was reported to be a Scientologist. However, in February 2008, Tambor expressed concern about "internet reports" about his alleged involvement with the religion and stated that he "took some Scientology classes at one time, studied Scientology for a while, but no more. I have nothing against it, but I am no longer a Scientologist."
"I am really looking forward as I get older and older, to being less and less nice"
- Annette Bening
HB Mrs.Beatty! You are very beautiful. :-)
La Toya Jackson...Detective LaToya needs to find the criminal that made that circus outfit.
Noel Gallagher...total asshole but the man knows how to write a tune
Lisa Welchel...Blair's getting up there, and yes I would have back in the day.
Melissa Etheridge...Melissa can't come out today, she's on the road making bank for her baby Momma!
(why do I find that funny)
Rupert Everett...hey nice head, wrong planet
Danny Elfman...I liked him in Oingo Boingo but I'll bet he's made more money off The Simpson's theme music that anything OB ever did.
Happy Bday Sluts
Latoilet doesn't have enough makeup on, she should go home and apply more....lol.
HB to Annette, a class act.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
Yeah, Danny Elfman even sued the Church of $cientology for unlawful use of his Mission: Impossible 3 theme (used throughout Tom Cruise's terrifying Freedom Medal acceptance speech). His nephew Bodhi (married to Jenna Elfman) and his brother are the $cienos.
Happy Birthday Sluts - I've got some hot sauce for Lisa Whelchel's tongue...
Rebbie and LaToya have the same birthday? That's kinda cool.
Danny Elfman's not a Scientologist, but Jeffrey Tambor is. That makes me fucking depressed.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
wow- 80's flashback today!!
HB, Jackson sisters-- I love "Centipede"! Awesome roller skating song...
HB, Lisa Welchel... Facts of Life was a fave show way back when- especially when it was brand new with more than just the four girls. Blair had such great hair, though. ha!
I also had pics of Rupert Everett (ripped out from a Vogue mag) taped to my wall in HS before I had a clue that he was gay. I had such a crush on him.
Happy Birthday, Rupert!
HB to Detective Latoya. Maybe she can go back in time and hunt for her former body parts!
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Nanners - you're thinking of Bohdi Elfman. Danny is a famous composer (a ton of Tim Burton stuff). I'm fairly certain he's not a $cienentologist.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Happy birthday Luke!!!!
Jesus, Latoya's death mask face was only 36 when that picture was taken!
Happy Birthday, Danny. DID YOU RAPE A BABY?
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse.
happy b-day to Danny Elfman!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UbGtjnluyY
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."