Sunday, May 27th 2012

Amanda Bynes: Bitch Can't Drive

Amanda Bynes was reportedly involved in ANOTHER vehicular hit-n-run. The victim claims Amanda clipped her on the 101 in the San Fernando Valley on April 10th and then sped off. The person she massaged bumpers with gave chase after recording the license plate number and noting who she was. Amanda and her BMW ran a red light and escaped. Fuck, once she hits something and gets her smartphone knocked out of her hand - bitch is suddenly The Driver.

She needs to start taking the driver's ed car, complete with a passenger-side set of brakes and a cantankerous-ass driver's ed teacher willing to use them. This crazy bitch. You know the reason why she's taking out cars left and right is because she's always texting or she discovers tiny spots on her big mug in her mirror that the spray tan cannon somehow missed. And panics.

Also, she compounds her idiocy by driving off like they won't find her. It's 2012. The only people who commit crimes anymore are fools. There are cameras everywhere, every move you make is recorded on someone's server, you leave DNA wherever you go, and people want to get on TV so they'll totally sell your ass out. The victim of Amanda's shitty driving tracked her fool ass down!

From TMZ:

CHP showed up, ran the plate and determined it was a rental vehicle. Officers told the victim the culprit was driving an Enterprise rental car. The victim then contacted Enterprise, who told her the person who had rented the car was Amanda Bynes.

The victim then showed up at a CHP substation and ID'd Amanda from a photo lineup. And get this ... the photo of Amanda was taken just 4 days earlier -- it was her mug shot from a DUI arrest. Amanda was driving in West Hollywood on April 6 when she clipped a cop car and was immediately popped for DUI.

This doesn't end well. For pedestrians. No charges have been filed against Penny Pingleton because they need another independent witness. It's LA, if you've used a craft services table, you can behead a nun and only do a couple of days. This means Bynes is still out on the streets. Out on the streets, with no job prospects (her show and She's The Man were a long time ago) and thinking she's on the bumper cars. Look both ways, everyone. Brandy needs to visit Ms. Bynes and explain what it means to kill someone with your car.

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There is a hole in this story big enough to drive a tractor trailer rig through. If the victim actually contacted Enterprise Rental Car and was given the drivers name, they are in a whole lot of legal trouble. The police can get the name, but not the driver.

MizRo's picture

Yank her license or her electronics: the girl is a danger.

Thamar's picture

Within Reason mercy buttercups...:-)

Delaying in getting into chore mode over here. Looked up Amanda Byrnes and she seems to have same problem lots have. Her parents are enabling and making excuses for her. Girl has zero education like most of these young celebs and is ignorant and illiterate. It's ridiculous. Amanda Bynes biggest problem? Her negligent parents.
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Submitted by Thamar on Mon, 05/28/2012 - 8:44am.
Thanks EC.

I know dlisted peeps do not drink and drive. Amirite?

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Submitted by Thamar on Mon, 05/28/2012 - 9:10am.

oooh!... if you're gonna be bookmarking, i gotta add this one for ya on this lazy monday morning!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwASii2f5c8

it's calming, hope it does the same for you!

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Thamar, Sorry to hear about your brother ;( Makes these idiot DUI collectors all the more despicable... sorry Monday morning... for your question, of course Nevah! ☼☼☼

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Thanks ESE and hello. Ever since you talked about 'white knuckles' a bit ago I have been meaning to comment. Not sure how it works or why, but the honesty here about alcohol has helped me a lot. Back in March some dlisted peeps were sharing this and that about drinking and I just stopped drinking. Didn't quit, just stopped. The effect of what we share here is subtle, but real for me. I thank you for what you share of yourself here. That goes for lots of other dlisted peeps too.

PS: Have bookmarked all your music selections. I am geeky like that. :-)

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Submitted by Thamar on Mon, 05/28/2012 - 8:44am.
I know dlisted peeps do not drink and drive. Amirite?
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never, ever, not even once!... i was(what? technically i can use "was", even if its only been short lived) a king of boozing, and no way did i ever get behind the wheel after even a drop hit the tongue... some things are just reckless, and stupid.

sorry to hear about your brother, Thamar.

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Thanks EC.

I know dlisted peeps do not drink and drive. Amirite?

Boogie Boo's picture

Bitch is doing this for attention.

Submitted by Thamar on Mon, 05/28/2012 - 8:35am.
Oldest brother killed by drunk driver in Los Angeles in 2001.

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That is awful. I am very sorry to hear that.

Thamar's picture

Oldest brother killed by drunk driver in Los Angeles in 2001. Why exactly isn't Amanda Bynes being arrested? Hate is too small a word for this ignorant piece of trash.

Frank N. Beans's picture

Why is texting so interesting to stupid people that they are willing to risk their lives and everyone's life around them to read yet another boring text?

I guess it's like I was told when I was young.. imagine how stupid the average person is, then realize that half the planet is dumber than that person.

zomay's picture

"It's "rahnday."

:D

I'm surprised Hollywood has not remade CHP show from the 70's. That should be a movie. Done right it could be funny.

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Submitted by zomay on Mon, 05/28/2012 - 12:07am.

Look, her dad says she doesn't drink, and that's all the proof I need.

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zomay's picture

This is the stock photo for every Bynes story now. Lmao. Take a cab dummy!!!

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Mani6's picture

Her driving does suck...kinda like Blohan, the only thing they're good at is driving everybody crazy.

modelspiceboi's picture

Congrats Amanda, you have managed to take the role of Hollywood fuck up from Lindsay Lohan (good thing for Lindsay too... I happen to sort of have a soft spot for her). LiLo hasn't managed to hit a cop car or get into 3 legit different accidents within a 30 day period. And Lindsay managed to find something to do even during the worst of it.

Shit like this is why Christina Aguilera doesn't drive in California.

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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 5:24pm.

I think she already did that. Didn't change anything...trick is still driving.

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Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD's picture

Why should I care if she can drive or not? Who the fuck is she? Appears to be just some young idiot slut who loves getting wasted and then fucking anyone she encounters. Of course she's going to kill someone, but fuck it, I don't live in California....

Dog's picture

Hopefully the next one she clips is a cop.

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I don't think that The Entitled One could drive a *nail* through a piece of wood without alerting the CHP.

I also don't think that not even a redneck would trust her sitting sitting in the car on blocks in his front yard for fear of her roaring away in it in time for happy hour.

govt_cheese's picture

First time I read, "... ID'd Amanda from a potato lineup" - I think that's more fitting than ... photo lineup ...

Whatever's picture

Is this the second or third accident she's been in? I hope this stupid twat isn't do this for attention.

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If anyone sees her driving they should pull her out if the car and do citizen's arrest. if anyone got hurt the cops and judges that haven't already put her in San Quentin would be responsible.

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I don't get the laws in L.A one bit. Anywhere else, these non-driving mofo's would have suspended OR revoked licenses.

the original bellaluna's picture

This bitch has enough money to call a cab, hire a driver, or pay somebody to be her DD.

WithinReason...'s picture

Take the keys away from this dork and get her off the streets!

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This story sounds bogus. I'm pretty sure she's living in the UK with her bio dad, Henry Dashwood, MP, and dating her Moorish punting boyfriend.

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Doll-Parts's picture

This obvious attempt to be a 3rd rate Parasite or Blowhan is just so...sorry. This is the best she can come up with? Texting towards relevancy?

I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.

unemployed_bum's picture

She used to be such a sweet little girl. WTH happened????

Nicholeoleoleo's picture

I think we need to chip in and get this dumb bitch a bus pass.

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LaChaylo's picture

I picture her as the drunk girl driver from 40 year old virgin. Only, this is real life and she's definitely on her way to pulling a Brandy.

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she needs her license revoked before she kills someone.

Fucking police need to DO something...

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TAKE THE FUCKING BUS.

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Vermithrax's picture

Fuckin' be careful.

skabazzle's picture

Damn. I always liked her, she was actually funny on All That and her show and in the few movies she's done. She better quit drinking the Lohan Kool-Aid that makes you think nothing you do is ever your fault or responsibility.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

loopygorilla's picture

not famous enough. next.

dirty sancho's picture

Has-been, please. Sit your drunk ass down and hire a driver or at least call a cab.

What pisses me off the most is that even after all these incidents, if she ever kills someone on the road, absolutely nothing will happen to this chipmunk faced bitch.

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Jeanneee's picture

Apparently she's a slow learner.

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