Friday, May 18th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Tina Fey (42)
Spencer Breslin (20)
Ryan Cooley (24)
Jack Johnson (37)
Chantal Kreviazuk (38)
Martika (43)
Sandra (50)
Chow Yun-Fat (57)
George Strait (60)
Reggie Jackson (66)
Robert Morse (81)

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Mani6's picture

Oh I missed Jack Johnson! I've turned more things upside down than I can remember...it's the only way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-Iw4_X9SF8&feature=related

Mani6's picture

HB Tina Fey! Centuarious sends her love too!

caffeinecrazed's picture

Happy Birthday Tina Fey!

liverwurst's picture

Tina Fey is only 42?????

kikichanelconspiracy's picture

HB to the lovely and talented Tina Fey. I adore her. Also, if you haven't had the chance, read her book 'Bossypants'. It's hilarious. HB to Chow Yun Fat, too.

Evil - c'mon girl! She wrote the Colonel Angus sketch on SNL. I mean, C'MON! Would I lie to you? http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/665455/ I swear on Jeremy Renner's hot little ass that she's the real deal.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

Scott in NYC's picture

Happy Birthday, Martika (Marta Marrero)!!!!!!!!!"Martika's Kitchen" is just one of the best pop songs.

Orangina's picture

George Strait is only 60? Holy shit dude, he looks so fucking old. I guess he really does spend all his time outside in the sun on his ranch wrangling his cattle. He's an authentic cowboy. As opposed to Taylor "I'm so country" Swift. I kind of doubt that her parents even live in Nashville anymore. They moved from Pennsylvania to Nashville when she was like 14 to launch her career, but I doubt they stayed there once she started raking it in. No offense to Tennessee people, but Nashville's kind of a shithole. Her parents probably have a nice house in Santa Barbara or something (with all the money they've made off of Taylor.) For her image, her people say "Her family still lives in Nashville" because it makes her seem country. Taylor has a condo there for when she records her albums, but I highly doubt her parents and brother stayed there.

Tyroan's picture

HBD Tina Fey!

The Cornel West/Questlove moment on 30 Rock last night was sublime.

salacious's picture

HB Martika, Sandra, Chow Yun Fat, and Miss Fey. One word of advice: get Mimi's photoshop artists next time.

I actually think that she posts here.

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

Madam Pince's picture

Happy Birthday King George! I'm the most devoted fan in your kingdom. Love that man!

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"Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." ~~ Jon Hamm

TelevisedRevolution's picture

Chow Yun Fat's name makes me want noodles REAL bad. I'm sorry, but it's true.

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God don't like ugly.

NDNchief's picture

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

Happy Birthday to TINA FEY ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
You so funny. I think you'd be glad to know one of my friends that is a total caveman when it comes to women and looks thinks you are attractive and totally would do you.

Also, HB to Terry Zwigoff director of Ghost World and Bad Santa.

Gatsby's picture

Tina Fey's chest always looks so amazing

Passionate birthday fondles to Tina Fey!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

moomarse's picture

she's just too damn cute to pull this off.... nice gams tho.....

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Fuckery is what fuckery does.

beakers bitch's picture

Happy Birthday, Tina, baby!! Hope you have a great day. Happy May two four to the Canuckians!

nunya_bizness's picture

She's only 42? Wow.

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Vern's picture

Happy Birfday Tina Fey!!!

Um...that isn't Amy Poehler's head on your dressing table.....is it????

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Happy Birthday Tina Fey!! Would kill for those legs!! Rawr!

Bigbendy's picture

Happy Birthday Tina Fey......I like your wig.

webdemon's picture

Looking like Whitney from "A Different World".

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:28am.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:04am.

Happy Birthday Tina Fey! My love for you grew 10 fold when you raped Centy's ass in your book!
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What? Are you kidding me???

ETA: I just googled... LMAO!!

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Glorious isn't it?

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How can a man be a mom?

*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-

joanne's picture

HB Robert Morse, Tina Fey and Reggie Jackson.

Fucking Insane's picture

Tina, you hot bitch.

(CALL ME)

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:04am.

Happy Birthday Tina Fey! My love for you grew 10 fold when you raped Centy's ass in your book!
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What? Are you kidding me???

ETA: I just googled... LMAO!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

ashlee5665's picture

Happy Birthday, Tina! 30 Rock was boss last night. Also, you're my favorite.

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Happy Birthday Tina Fey! My love for you grew 10 fold when you raped Centy's ass in your book!

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How can a man be a mom?

*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-

Caliss's picture

lol comment keeps reposting

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Caliss's picture

@ IrishFury

Do they have those in Montreal? Will there be booze and Nannies?

tasty dish's picture

happy birthday, Tina Fey!
Funny, classy and deliciously wicked sense of humor!

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Caliss's picture

What you know bout Chantal Kreviazuk Micheal??? You honorary canadian, you. If your trying to become my gay crush, you in! Bring a loofa, some cheap rose and a toy car (for my son in the morning, duh).

"I carry my microphone with me
Everywhere I gooooo
It makes a very good dead weight
In case of an emergency
In case I need to break your face
In case I need you to be dead"

Yeah boo love turned her soft after sexy times with Rain Maida, but back in tha day, Chantal K. was givin Alanis Morissette a run for her angry cick money! "Chantal K? Is she your sister?" Asks Caliss as she texts the babysitter.

Mojo_Jojo's picture

Tina's leg is a photoshop fail in that pic. Her calf looks amazing, but the top of her leg is pencil thin.

Happy Birthday King George! Love that man. His voice iS just yummy.

Whamo's picture

Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 9:15am.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 8:42am.

Someone hose Whamo down.. oh and I've got Goopy on line 2 and she bunny boiling mad. ; )

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Line 2? IT'S LINE FUCKING 3 HE NEEDS TO WORRY ABOUT!

RING RING....RING RING...
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uh oh!!

*slaps forehead, flinches while picking up line 3*

Mabel Hodges's picture

Happy birthday Tina, dear!

Love,
Mabel Hodges

WithinReason...'s picture

Happy birthday Tina, Chow, Reggie and the othe b-day sluts today.

Many happy returns to this beautiful and hilarious woman! ☼♥

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Hekki's picture

Happy birfday to Tina Fey. She's got some nice legs.

Reggie Jackson. He was a mega-star when I was a kid. We ignored sports and didn't have a TV, but I knew who he was. (And Bruce Jenner, too). Remember the Reggie Jackson candy bar?

IrishFury's picture

Oh and HB to Tina Fey!

I know you'll read this thread today- that pic makes you look like one of those suburban moms who whores on the down-low with her other suburban mommy friends but you're a talented hot slut in real life so enjoy your day :)
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Dark-sided!

perky's picture

Oops I got so caught up in Martika I forgot to say heeeeeeeeeeeeey to Tina! Happy Birthday you ol' bed-hopping tramp, you!

perky's picture

Tooooooooooy soldierrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs!! LOVED LOVED LOVED MARTIKA. If I could rescue one celebrity from 1 hit wonder obscurity, it would be her. Ya know it's funny how there are artists today who have sold millions of albums and won Grammys and I've never heard of them, but I've heard of Martika. Like look at the Top 40 right now: Goyte, Calvin Harris, Knaan, Neon Hitch....

...the fuck?!

IrishFury's picture

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 8:42am.

Someone hose Whamo down.. oh and I've got Goopy on line 2 and she bunny boiling mad. ; )

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Line 2? IT'S LINE FUCKING 3 HE NEEDS TO WORRY ABOUT!

RING RING....RING RING...
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Dark-sided!

Sweetas's picture

HB Tina!!! MK I love this pic. I know you read dlisted Tina, and I hope you read the comments. If I gush about how much I love you (I do), can I have those shoes?

SpottedDogRanch's picture

Hiya EC!
*waves*

Hope you have a wonderful weekend. xoxo

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Happy birthday, Tina Fey and Jack Johnson!!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

beware's picture

HBD Tina!