Open Post: Hosted By Marky Mark
Here's mutha greeter, hamburger entrepreneur and one-man terrorist killing machine Marky Mark taking a break from shooting a Michael Bay movie (or does a Michael Bay movie shoot you? I'm confused.) in Florida to do a little pap watching on his hotel balcony. It's been much too long since I've been in awe of Marky's gloriously succulent rack. Marky's man tits truly get better with age. Don't you just want to throw some unbleached flour on Marky's pectoral dough mounds and knead them until they rise so high that their nipples are kissing his chin? I bet that when you order a bread basket in a restaurant in heaven, Marky shows up with his chichis sitting in a basket. No butter needed!
I was going to make a joke about the anal beads around Marky's neck, but making that joke in the presence of his holy Catholic pecs would be sacrilegious.
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mmm, i love warm fresh bread more than anything else in this world...but marky marks pecs & nipples=pepperoni rolls!
http://chickensintheroad.com/cooking/in-pursuit-of-the-perfect-pepperoni...
www.hangryhippo.com: Where hunger, anger, media consumption, and satire meet for a snack
Any time I see a pic of this guy - I immediately flashback to 1991 and start singing "good vibration" ... never. fails.
Submitted by Stan Derp on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 9:44pm.
I like blind items! I think they are fun, too. CDAN has always been kinda ify with theirs. I've always like BlindGossip and Buzzfoto's best. I HATE Teds from E!
EVERY TIME Rockstar is on, I have to watch it beginning to end.
How can you not love this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZMHkye_rRw
Submitted by LASux on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 3:25am.
"He's an Asshole. Always will be. A racist & homophobic chronic breeder."
I just love how you are equating racism, homophobia and...having a big family. Just lovin' it.
That's a tough MUTHA rack Puffy Marky!
Great news Preferred Username!! ;)
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"Ayúdame, no puedo!" - MK
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He's an Asshole. Always will be. A racist & homophobic chronic breeder.
Mother fucking fucker mother fucker! I hate that fucking mother fucker Calipari! Fuck!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
he doesn't look too bad.
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"The world is a pretty nice place if you're happy"
John Garfield
No one lives forever
Hardcore ganster alert.
Seriously dont talk shit about marky mark cuz he will bust your ass, just read his history of hardcore gang violence.
At 15, he harassed a group of black school children on a field trip by throwing rocks and shouting racial epithets.
AT 16, Wahlberg bashed an old Vietnamese man while calling him "Vietnam fucking shit"
Yeah yeah bitch, he did time too!!! 45 days in a correctional facility.
For his next ganster hardcore act, he will take candy from a baby.
yo yo its marky mark, gangsta, shorty wat up.
this is justin bieber's future.
some beefed up douche bag midget with a complex who acts like a gangster but thinks he is a serious "artist" and every movie he does is "artistic" and that he could have prevented september 11, if he was on the plane and that he could box professionals for reals cuz he starred in a boxing movie.
sounds like a male version of natalie portman.
MK, please you have to do a story on this:
http://www.radaronline.com/photos/image/171085/2012/04/jennifer-lopez-an...
hahahaha :)
Pretty please? Only you can write this up right!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 10:54pm.
That's what Im worried about...the pain. Im such a weinner!
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you can dooooooo eeeeeeet!
ive never had one. how old are you supposed to be when you do that shit? god i hope im not late.
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"Fatsa or thinsa you still a bitchsa. :p. *poses with arms up for all future picsas* lol" - guest
You have Little Gardeners right? Do it for the Little Gardeners! When I was losing my shite on the freeway I thought of Lil PU and decided to go thru with it. He asked me how was my xray...I was so happy to say okay.
That's what Im worried about...the pain. Im such a weinner!
Thank you GG! Get your squash on! Ohmygosh it hurt like heck...those chicks have to be a little sadistic to do that to other chicks all day. Plus Im on the rag too....I had to really breathe deep to get thru.
PU - Glad your boobs are safe...I go for my boob squash next month and I really should have gotten one like 5 years ago. :(
*gets out fake badge for prison guard rehearsals*
Now....who wants to wrestle?
*adjusts pushup bra*
Phyllis Hyman's voice made it worthwhile, sloffing through the dog- and cat0fighting.
Thanks, Bjork.
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God don't like ugly.
DP. Oops!
*skips around so bewbz will shake*
*putz away bewbz*
Sorry to hear Little Fury's owwy needs more surgery....oooh-oooh....do a Alice in Wonderland Tea Party! You can get the rabbit ears and be the rabbit for Easter.....Then braid her hair into pigtails and discuss how she got her owwy falling down the rabbit hole over kool aid and cookies. She'll love it.
IF, same old bat time, same old bat channel.
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www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Well, I am signing off for the night. See you all tomorrow and Dog, as usual this isn't over. We'll fight again several times tomorrow, 'k?
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by Preferred Username on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 10:17pm.
*bats eyelashes at ba-buttons*
*hold bewbz out for ba-buttons to admire*
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Nice. Nice.
*ba-buttons recasts lead role in "D-Listed Girls Behind Bars" porno/documentary*
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
*bats eyelashes at ba-buttons*
Thank you dahling!
IF~I wasnt JUST scared I had a full blown fucking panic attack...I mean heart palpitations, cold sweat the whole nine yards...I even turned around to go home once. Plus I was driving in a thunderstorm so bad it started hailing. I had a come to Jesus moment. Seriously that song Your Own Personal Jesus came on the radio. Ive never driven in rain that hard. But I finally got the all clear!
Whoop-whoop!
*hold bewbz out for ba-buttons to admire*
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 10:13pm.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 10:10pm.
Now, you don't really think I'm clicking on that link, do you?
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lol, go ahead, just camp, not smut, promise!
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 10:07pm.
ba_buttons, stay out of this, you hillbilly, moonshinin', man-bottom lover!
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Lol!! Will do, Jugs!!
P.S. - Was going to cast angela as evil women's prison guard in my "D-Listed Girls Behind Bars" porno/documentary until you locked it up
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 10:10pm.
Now, you don't really think I'm clicking on that link, do you?
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Why are IF's palms all hairy?
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 10:04pm.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 10:03pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 10:00pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 04/02/2012 -
Oooooo, BURN!!! Catfight!!! Catfight!!! Tear each others flimsy jailhouse tunics to shreds!!!
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What makes you think we're wearing anything???
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LOL!!! Hey, don't ruin my "D-Listed Girls Behind Bars" fantasy.
Basically, I figure the video below would encapsule what the DL female population would be like if they actually lived together...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8cXJB9Mqzc
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Thanks Nighty!
She has bolts and plates keeping that skinny little arm together, the poor thing.
We were to leave tomorrow for 2 days to a hotel and waterpark; just me and the three Fury's but of course that's all over now. Her birfday is on Easter Sunday this year so I will arange a girlie tea party for her in a couple of weeks. She loves that stuff.
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Dark-sided!
Lololol @ rectal breath
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
ba_buttons, stay out of this, you hillbilly, moonshinin', man-bottom lover! ________________________________
Dark-sided!
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 10:05pm.
I only have 39 STDs. I gave the others to Mr. Fury. SURPRIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!
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Dog, your cruelty toward me can only be a sign of - using medical/psychological terms - "jelli h8tin".
Now take you, your 41 STD's, your swamp ass, your tree trunk legs, rectal breath and rolls of gut fat away from us.
Love Don't Live Here, Anymore.
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 10:03pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 10:00pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 9:58pm.
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You're done? What did you do? Show him what you look like sans fards? Or did he get sick of shitty hand jobs? HHHEEEEEEAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAA!!!
Oooooo, BURN!!! Catfight!!! Catfight!!! Tear each others flimsy jailhouse tunics to shreds!!!
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What makes you think we're wearing anything???
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 10:00pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 9:58pm.
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You're done? What did you do? Show him what you look like sans fards? Or did he get sick of shitty hand jobs? HHHEEEEEEAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAA!!!
Oooooo, BURN!!! Catfight!!! Catfight!!! Tear each others flimsy jailhouse tunics to shreds!!!
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Irish, oh, poor little Fury. More surgery? I haven't been reading here much lately so I'm way out of the loop, but im glad she getting better!
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 9:58pm.
Oh Bjork!
~behave~
(don't)
Hi UBF - Intervention was on last night. Oh shit, it's Mon! I DVR it, it looks like a good one, I saw the promos.
Dog, Whamo and I are fuckong done, professionally.
Naw! I am keeping him warm. Hot, actually.
In fact...Dog who?
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You're done? What did you do? Show him what you look like sans fards? Or did he get sick of shitty hand jobs? HHHEEEEEEAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Oh Bjork!
~behave~
(don't)
Hi UBF - Intervention was on last night. Oh shit, it's Mon! I DVR it, it looks like a good one, I saw the promos.
Dog, Whamo and I are fucking done, professionally.
Naw! I am keeping him warm. Hot, actually.
In fact...Dog who?
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Dark-sided!
IF, have you been keeping Whamo warm in my absence?
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Anyone watching Intervention?
Hi, IF!
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
IRISH FURY IS A HOT PIECE, A REAL WILDCAT IN BED.
There! I paid attention to you, just like I did last night to you, even when you hogged the covers.
I knew it wasn't RDJ. He's into much darker shit that this.
Nightowl, small Fury is ok, and has her appointment on Wed so we know more. We;re thinking more surgery before a full, hard cast. Her school mates are DYING to sign it. Thanks for asking!
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by Preferred Username on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 9:48pm.
*prouh..pirohuet....pirohouettt...
Dances through thread*
Hey Horz! Got my six month follow up on my mammogram today...the last one came back wonky...got the all clear...don't have to go back for a year...get to keep the 40c's!
Woohooo!!!
*spins around*
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*ba-buttons motorboats Preferred's awesome rack between spins*
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Congrats, PU
I need to get a boob squash this month. Get them every year and all good news so far. I bet you were scared with that dodgy first result, yikes.
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Dark-sided!
Irish! How's your little Fury doing?
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 9:46pm.
I didn't buy that "Himmm" was RDJ a all. RDJ seems like he wouldn't give two shits about old rumors. He seems like he minds his own business and just does his thing.
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Is no-one paying attention to me yet?
WTF?
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Dark-sided!