Saturday, March 31st 2012

Birthday Sluts

Christopher Walken (69)
Jessica Szohr (27)
Josh Saviano (36)
Ewan McGregor (41)
Samantha Brown (42)
Deborah Kara Unger (48)
Tony Cox (54)
Angus Young (57)
Al Gore (64)
Rhea Perlman (64)
Valerie Curtin (67)
Gabe Kaplan (67)
Richard Chamberlain (78)
Shirley Jones (78)

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Migraineuse's picture

Hot damn, Christopher Walken was hot.

Ewan MacGregor has pretty eyes but is otherwise meh. In Trainspotting Kevin McKidd stole the show, at least for me.

HB to everybody else.

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WithinReason...'s picture

Heeheeheee Dion, whattayamean? Ewan is with me right now! lollollollollollo, just kidding! ;P

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Dion flowerboy's picture

You hos better step off mah husband Ewan. Happy Birfday to all worthy hoors.

HairyPotheadfan's picture

ROFL. Walken as Colonial Angus on SNL. Just sayin!

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kikichanelconspiracy's picture

HB to Christopher Walken and my husband Ewan McGregor. Love him.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Sat, 03/31/2012 - 12:13pm.

I just want to thank Al Gore for inventing the internetz. :p

^ Yes Lol! HB Al

Stock Broker's picture

Happy Barfday Mr. Kotter!

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yolie's picture

Today is my daughter Marina's 3rd Birthday. So cool she shares it with Walken!

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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?

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MizRo's picture

Loved him in many of his roles.
Valerie Curtin rocks - original SNL member.
Gabe Kaplan, Rhea Perlman, McGregor, etc...

Great day for births.

One of my favorite modern sages will often say: "words mean things".

Too often people just spout verbal vomit without much thought or wisdom.

"Abortion is the sacrament of Liberalism and the party of Death"

Bossy's picture

Submitted by gladyslove on Sat, 03/31/2012 - 12:01pm.

Well Bossy, internet searches on a few sites in no way makes you an expert. It makes you an ignorant person making a uninformed opinion without any depth of knowledge.

Christopher Walken knows exactly what happened that night and was one of three people still alive that could shed light on the timeline. Late last year. the LA County reopened the case surrounding her death. As soon as that announcement was made, what does Mr. Walken do? He "lawyers up"!

Wow, chill out. I never claimed to be an expert, I noted that I didn't even know who Natalie Wood was! I just put my opinion out there. We know pretty little about most celebrities and comment about them all the time, I'd say dlisted is comprised of people making "uninformed opinion[s] without any depth of knowledge" MOST of the time. I'm not a reporter, I'm not someone on a jury, I'm just someone who admittedly did just a few internet searches and jotted down my thoughts online. Relax. You weren't there either and your more extensive research doesn't garner you a Ph.D. on the Natalie Wood case nor a warranted condescending attitude.

Also, getting a lawyer once a case reopens that has any connection to you is what everyone SHOULD do. Plenty of innocent people go to jail and some of it may be due to lack of decent representation. If you have the money, always get a lawyer because anything you do or say can always be misconstrued and used against you and you need someone for guidance.

Call CW a POS if you want, that's YOUR opinion. MY opinion is that there's not enough evidence to conclusively know what happened.

HB Christopher Walken! *digs around for googly eyes*
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Vern's picture

I'm not defending ANYONE cause I don't know. But, we haz a boat. It is VERY easy for accidents to happen without being drunk or druggey or both. You really don't have the physical control as you do on land.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

louise_brooks's picture

Aaaaah....Ewan McGregor...I'd leave Mr. Brooks for your hot Scottish ass.

One of my favorite Christopher Walken parts was a small one in Annie Hall as her brother.

Duane: Can I confess something? I tell you this as an artist, I think you'll understand. Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.
Alvy Singer: Right. Well, I have to - I have to go now, Duane, because I, I'm due back on the planet Earth.

donha's picture

TMZ has a video up now of Christopher Walken saying if he won Mega Millions he'd buy a yacht. What a creepy-ass response. Of all things, why would he say a yacht when he's notoriously tied to one. He has the Ick factor.

WithinReason...'s picture

Hahaha Oh Dave, I almost included that quote, but I couldn't remember it word for word! lol ;)

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oh dave's picture

"Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. And then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."

This is how every birthday gift should be presented.

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Submitted by Bigbendy on Sat, 03/31/2012 - 11:35am.

Happy Birthday Christopher Walken.......it's gotta be said " Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell."

It's amazing what more cowbell can do. I agree that Walken could have more to say about Natalies death but maybe he's just trying to protect whatever respect people have for both Natalie and Robert Wagner. Unless he has to testify in court he really has no reason to say anything.

D.R.'s picture

Happy birthday to all of them!

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BernardProfitendieu's picture

HB Shirley Jones, a sadder-but-wiser girl for me!

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Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.

TexnDoc's picture

HB Al Gore! Never thought I'd say that but didn't you just throw Keith Olbermann out on the street yesterday and refuse to pay his contract? Oh, where can I send you a cake?!

SANS FARDS's picture

Look at that babyface! HB Christopher Walken *bangs cowbell*

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Submitted by betseyfan2 on Sat, 03/31/2012 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on Sat, 03/31/2012 - 11:23am.
Have you guys seen this? Drunk guy in Canadian cop car sings Bohemian Rhapsody

*****Brilliant, amazing. How can this guy be that drunk and still remember ever single word? How can he do that? He have a contract! More talent than most of the idiots singing today!

"Abortion is the sacrament of Liberalism and the party of Death"

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Submitted by Anonymoussss on Sat, 03/31/2012 - 11:23am.
Have you guys seen this? Drunk guy in Canadian cop car sings Bohemian Rhapsody

^^^^

I'm claiming the tag, "Physical Violence is the least of my priorities."

Laugh Out Fucking Loud!!!

Evan is only 41? That must be a mistake. He was so hot in trainspotting.

harperharper's picture

Hands up if you sang along with the Canadian guy !!!!

"Shalikla!"

Christopher Dub looks like a Jolie-Pitt child when he was young. Great and funny actor.

"I'm walken...Christopher Walken in a winter wonderlaaaaaaaand". I'm so bummed I couldn't find his SNL performance when he sang that. :(

BlueOrchid's picture

Submitted by Anonymoussss on Sat, 03/31/2012 - 11:23am.
Have you guys seen this? Drunk guy in Canadian cop car sings Bohemian Rhapsody
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Sure did! That guy made me proud to be Canadian. I almost died at the end of his 'performance' when he proudly put his glasses back on.

If I were ever taken downtown in a cruiser while drunk, I could easily see myself doing something like that.

BlueOrchid's picture

Happy birthday, Christopher Walken and Ewan McGregor! I love both of you hot, crazy sluts.

mike's picture

I'm guessing it's gonna be that type of day.

Sweetas's picture

I just want to thank Al Gore for inventing the internetz. :p

Well Bossy, internet searches on a few sites in no way makes you an expert. It makes you an ignorant person making a uninformed opinion without any depth of knowledge.

Maybe you had to be alive at the time of her death and watch the events play out of that strange and tragic night on Catalina. I followed it closely then and over the years since. I was a big fan of Natalie's. I read the autopsy report and at least five in-depth books that have been written since those events. Although I am not an "expert", I am probably more informed of the circumstances surrounding her death than 99% of the people out there.

Christopher Walken knows exactly what happened that night and was one of three people still alive that could shed light on the timeline. Late last year. the LA County reopened the case surrounding her death. As soon as that announcement was made, what does Mr. Walken do? He "lawyers up"!

He is a piece of shit! He has knowledge that could provide answers to many, many lingering questions that could provide closure for family member, fans and authorities. He has remained silent. He remains a piece of shit.

WithinReason...'s picture

Happy birthday to ♥Christopher, ♥Ewan (love them both) and all the other sluts today!

"This is real life. The juice. The stink. The glory." Hal Weidmann aka CW - lol but all of his roles are memorable!

Anonymoussss, saw it yesterday and died laughing at that fool singing! ;)

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betseyfan2's picture

I thought this was Miss Hathaway from Beverly Hillbillies!!

HB Mr. Walken, you awesomely creepy guy!

paulapoo's picture

Crap, he looks like Justin Bieber! *shudder*

Bossy's picture

I had no idea who Natalie Wood was, nor what Christopher Walken had to do with her. Internet research...aww she was the little girl in "Miracle on 34th Street"! I always did wonder what happened to that little girl. Then I read on and apparently she was Maria in "West Side Story". Good for her, she kept up the acting. Then I read about her death. Hmm, weird. Although lots of alcohol and drugs in her system could be typical Hollywood or something suspicious, hard to tell these things apart with celebrities. As far as the bruises, some where reportedly old and some new. So perhaps there was some domestic violence involved on a regular basis AND on that night or on that night she got the new bruises by stumbling of the boat or stumbling around drunk and drugged. Really, there's not much you can conclusively say. I read through a few theories and that's all they are, theories. Nothing I could really call Walken a POS for.

Bigbendy's picture

Happy Birthday Christopher Walken.......it's gotta be said " Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell."

mike's picture

Christopher Walken's always seemed a bit sketchy to me. *shrugs*

floragirl's picture

I think this wine has been drunk before
Happy Birthday to the sexist dancin' pimp!!

Happy Birthday Christopher Walken and Ewan. *mwah*!

Anonymoussss's picture

Have you guys seen this? Drunk guy in Canadian cop car sings Bohemian Rhapsody:

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-sings-bohemian-rhapsody-poli...

cattitude's picture

HB Christopher Walken, scariest guy in show business.
I came across this this morning: Absolutely CLASSIC, love his improvisation of the pics LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKNaYlzssbc&feature=player_embedded

joanne's picture

HB Rhea Pearlman, Mr. Kotter and Christopher Walken.

little_rascal's picture

HB to Richard Chamberlain, I loved him in "Shogun" so much! And "The thorn birds" was so good.

Also HB to charming Scot Ewan McGregor and to Christopher Walken.

Wow! A bunch of icky weirdos born today. How is that Global Warming working for you Al fucking Gore? Global cooling is actually what is going on.

And what really happened to Natalie Wood you piece of shit Christopher Walken?

"Abortion is the sacrament of Liberalism and the party of Death"

joe shmoe's picture

HB Christopher Walken and all the others too. Nobody objectionable on that list.

Walken was an odd looking duck who's gotten better with age.

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Thamar's picture

HB Richard Chamberlain

Thorn Birds

ba-buttons's picture

Happy B-Day Christopher Walken!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giAQuLntqXY

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.

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Hekki's picture

It is a rare occasion indeed when I can heartily wish ALL the birthday sluts a Happy Birfday! Fond wishes to each and every one. I like 'em all.