Wednesday, February 8th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Nick Nolte (71)
Jim Verraros (29)
Abi Titmuss (36)
Joshua Morrow (38)
Seth Green (38)
Mary McCormack (43)
Shiva Rose (43)
Trinny Woodall (48)
Vince Neil (51)
John Grisham (57)
Mary Steenburgen (59)
Ted Koppel (72)
John Williams (80)

Posted by: Michael K


It's taken me awhile to realize that Gary Busey and Nick Nolte are not the same person.

HB to Snowpeep! Nick Nolte...awesome in the new HBO drama "Luck".

Gardening Girl's picture

If I could go back in time, I so would!

moomarse's picture

Well, he started early!

Happy Birfday Snowpiece!!!

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GingeMinge's picture

Damn, Nolte already had the boozer schnoz at age 20. Dude is hardcore.

Sweetas's picture

Happiest b-day to SNOWHOTPIECEOFACE!!!!! Also to Nick and John Grisham. Vince can go eff a burrito.

Vern's picture

HAPPY BIRFDAY SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWYFAT!!!!!

*drives everyone around in Snowy's Liberal Limousine*

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

MATTDingo's picture

He looks like Channing Tatum.

Happy Birthday Mr. Grisham. I am presently in chapter 40 of "The Litigators" and enjoying it immensely. Can't decide which way it is going to go yet.

Evil_Cupcake's picture

Happy BDay Snowpiece!

*leaves cupcake on thread*

snowpiece's picture

thanks bitches!

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DeeDee's picture

Happeh birfdays Snoweeeweee!!! ♥

Bizzarelife's picture

Happy Birthday, Snowy. Go suck down some booze, eat all you want, and enjoy. At least, this is my idea of a good b-day. To each his/her own.

I LOVE the picture of Nick Nolte! Awesome.

Ophelias evil twin's picture

Happy burfday Snowy Cheers!! no matter how old you are, I'll bet my last dollar that you look way younger than Crackie Hohan.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 8:54am.

first I ate breakfast in bed and then he did, ladies, wink wink
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ahahhah so fucking GAY

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

snowpiece's picture

OH SHIT, Nick Nolte's mugshot! it's from Nebraska! Imma take that as a special bday shoutout from MK! LOL

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PrettyHateMachine's picture

Happy Birthday Nick Nolte! My Mom has such a crush on you and I hate you for making North Dallas Forty for which i've had to sit though too many times to even count.

And Happy Birthday Snowpiece! I hope it's a good one!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 8:54am.
first I ate breakfast in bed and then he did, ladies, wink wink,
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& to Nick Nolte too!

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

WithinReason...'s picture

HB to all the BDay Sluts and to HappySnow too! ;)

Mary S. scarred me for life in Dead of Winter! AAAAAAHHHHH!!! Soooooo close to home! :O

"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK

Happy birthday Snowy!! xoxo

snowpiece's picture

thanks IG and Janey! I know, I used to have such a crush on Nick back in his hayday....

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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

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HBD Snowho!! ♥ ♥

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

MissJaneTexas's picture

Look at how cute he was! HB Nick Nolte you might be a little bit cuckoo but you are a damn good actor.

Happy Birthday Seth Green and

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SNOWPIECE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XOXOXOXO

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islandgirl's picture

Eff the rest, had to log in to wish Snow-ho a happy birthday!! ♥♥♥

TOPANGA's picture

Happy Birthday to John Grisham, my mother was ALWAYS reading his books when I was younger. I think it was her way of secretly living out her fantasy of being a lawyer since she dropped out of college to have a family instead. She's now a paralegal :-)
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Helena's picture

Holy shit. YES, I WOULD!

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jerseygirl17's picture

HB snowpiece!

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harperharper's picture

Those lips!!!!! Yum

snowpiece's picture

Jack, you never fail to keep the romance alive in our happy home, thanks for making my birthday morning so special, first I ate breakfast in bed and then he did, ladies, wink wink, thanks every one xoxoxoxooxox, you guys are awesome and it's a joy to spend my days with you as I fade into old age.....

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

beakers bitch's picture

Happy Birthday to Seth Green, Mary Steenburgen and snowy!

Jintess's picture

HB to Oz, Grisham and snowy!! <3

letinstar's picture

happy birthday snowpiece!!!
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Happy Birthday to the big as a house gigantic fat trust fund baby Snowphat ♥♥

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Dog's picture

Well! Don't we have a long arrest record!

HB to John Grisham and SNOWPEEN!

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Haribo's picture

happy bd snowpiece!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

So Nick got arrested on his birthday? He was born in 1941 on Feb 8th and he got arrested in 1961 on Feb 8th? Or am I a confused dummy? It's happened before :-)

Kelly0213's picture

I believe you are right here! Idk how I didn't know he was from NE cause everyone from NE likes to tell you who's famous from NE --Ie: Johnny Carson, Larry the Cable Guy..that's it.

Happy Birthday SnowPiece!

christine the hoff's picture

HB nicolas newman!
vince neil, you fucking douchebag.
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jack-n-the-hat's picture

Happy birthday to my loving wife, SNOWPIECE!!!! ♥♥♥
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Haribo's picture

is this the guy with big teeth who was on celebrity rehab?

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

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Submitted by Mama Bear on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 7:38am.
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 7:03am.

I still remember seeing Seth Green on the Facts of Life spinoff.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Facts_of_Life_(TV_series)#Attempted_spin-offs
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How did I miss that? I was an avid watcher back from when Molly Ringwald was on, through the Clooney years

Juliette Lewis and Blossom were on Fats of Life as well... check the 7:10 mark http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjmSPdQJO-c

That pic takes me back to the commercial breaks during 'Rich Man Poor Man'. DAmn...hot man!

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Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 7:03am.

I still remember seeing Seth Green on the Facts of Life spinoff.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Facts_of_Life_(TV_series)#Attempted_spin-offs
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How did I miss that? I was an avid watcher back from when Molly Ringwald was on, through the Clooney years, the Cloris Leachman years up until Jo and Blair went to law school. I could never understand why they all didn't go home after graduation.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 7:00am Ah, the late 70s when you had 3 channels to choose from (and some symphony on PBS)...
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LOL! Those were the days. When Fox and TBS (the Superstation!) came along I thought I'd died and gone to heaven.
And Nick was a hottie!

Mama Bear's picture

Mary McCormack graduated from my school. She was a couple years behind me and I didn't know her but her sister Bridget was in my class. Happy Birthday you WH alum!

joanne's picture

HB Nick Nolte. Seth Green and Mary Steenburgen.

TheBreakdown's picture

HB to these sluts!

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letinstar's picture

i didn't know nick nolte was this young...didn't know seth green was this old...
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Nanners's picture

I didn't know Nick was a big ol' farm boy!

I still remember seeing Seth Green on the Facts of Life spinoff.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Facts_of_Life_(TV_series)#Attempted_spin-offs
(last entry)
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What kind of fuckery is this?