Tuesday, January 24th 2012
Birthday Sluts
Ernest Borgnine (95)
Jade Ewen (24)
Mischa Barton (26)
Nicole Lenz (32)
Tatyana Ali (33)
Kyle Brandt (33)
Ed Helms (38)
Matthew Lillard (42)
Mary Lou Retton (44)
Natassja Kinski (51)
Yakov Smirnoff (61)
Gennifer Flowers (62)
Neil Diamond (71)
Aaron Neville (71)
Jerry Maren of The Wizard of Oz (93)
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 10:30am.
Submitted by IsMikeHuntThere on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 9:58am.
One week, six days? Try again, Pip.
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Just a spoonful of Sugaroo makes the medicine go down, the medicine go down, the medicine go down.
Neil Diamond, Eeeewww!
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Ernest Borgnine was once married to Ethel Merman-very briefly. Now that's made-for TV movie to watch.
Go, Ernie! Looks like all that chicken chokin' has been paying off!
It's sad that Mischa Barton is only 26 and already a hasbeen. I've never actually seen her act though, so maybe she just sucked.
Smokey - I thought she was in her 40s.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
wait..there are still actors alive who stared in the wizard of oz? damn i thought the one who died a couple of years back was the last one. anyhow happy birthday Earnest my great grandpa and i have placed a bet based on whether or not you'll live to be a 100. and Neil Diamond and Arron Nevel my mom says hi, happy birthday, and remember the good times. he he. and happy birthdy to the rest of the aquarian sluts today including my dead beat shit head brother.
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"The world is a pretty nice place if you're happy"
John Garfield
No one lives forever
Happy Birthday Ernest!! Just went on the Turner Classic Cruise in December - he was there zooming around on his scooter most of the time but wild and crazy as ever!!
Happy Birthday Neil Diamond! I love singer/songwriters are you are one of the best!
I always thought Matthew Lillard was sorta hot, in a really annoying way.
And Mischa, how is it possible to be such a has been before you even turn 26? Kinda sad.
Eeeeeeeeeeeevil, we're now at the point where there are moe of those days than not. Sad.
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 10:30am.
Submitted by IsMikeHuntThere on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 9:58am.
One week, six days? Try again, Pip.
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LOL! Sometimes people are too obvious!
I can see it is another one of THOSE days here on the d.
*smdh*
Submitted by IsMikeHuntThere on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 9:58am.
One week, six days? Try again, Pip.
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Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 10:23am.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 8:16am.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 7:56am.
Are there nude photos of Ernest Borgnine?
Discuss!
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Go to hell, pedophile. No one wants to hear your revolting bullshit.
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This makes me smile every time!
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Call me crazy, pedophiles make me sick. Especially ones that brag about their predilections.
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 8:16am.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 7:56am.
Are there nude photos of Ernest Borgnine?
Discuss!
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Go to hell, pedophile. No one wants to hear your revolting bullshit.
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This makes me smile every time!
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 8:16am.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 7:56am.
Are there nude photos of Ernest Borgnine?
Discuss!
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Go to hell, pedophile. No one wants to hear your revolting bullshit.
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No one wants to hear yours either, Sugar.
I thought Ernest was dead. Maybe I'm thinking of Snake Pliskin.
HB, dear Neil. I hope the chair from I Am, I Said finally heard you.
Happy birthday mermaid man!
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Happy Birthday to these sluts!
Is Borgnine still in good health? The last I heard he was and I hope I live to be 95 too!
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 7:56am.
Are there nude photos of Ernest Borgnine?
Discuss!
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No offense intended to Mr. Borgnine, but I assume the word "floppy" would come up in discussion. Perhaps "floppity."
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
Submitted by mike on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 7:05am.
Heh, I've smoked up with one of today's sluts.
I bet it was Matthew Lillard. Happy Birthday to Ernest Borgnine, Neil Diamond, and Matthew Lillard. Isn't Nicole Lenz that lucky bitch that did fucky times on camera with Colin Farrell?
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 6:59am.
SECRET TO OLD AGE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_PeLNzxNQ
I fucking LOVE Ernest Borgnine! He's so damn cute.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdUvpgqoe4E
*does a penny drop on the uneven bars, nails the landing*
Happy BD Mary Lou Retton! My 70s gynmastic inspiration was Olga Korbut, but you got your face on the Wheaties box.
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Hrm... Pretty sure Mischa Barton used to be older than me...
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
95? Damn. And he aint in a nursing home? Good for him!
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 7:56am.
Are there nude photos of Ernest Borgnine?
Discuss!
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Go to hell, pedophile. No one wants to hear your revolting bullshit.
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HB Mr. Borgnine! (Didn't know he was still alive)
Barton is only 26???
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 7:50am.
Oscar nominations just announced. Leo went through all that make-up for nothing.
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LOL! Leo will get his Oscar one of these day no doubt about it.
He may be a sour ass but he's a damn good actor IMO (for what that's worth)
Are there nude photos of Ernest Borgnine?
Discuss!
Oscar nominations just announced. Leo went through all that make-up for nothing.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 7:05am.
Heh, I've smoked up with one of today's sluts.
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You got high with Jerry Maren!!! Holy shit, did he freak you out when he started dancing around in those shoes with the toes all rolled back and shit! :)
Ernest Borgnine....The man's been in some GREAT films and some of the best Cheeze ever to be put on celluloid, hang in there Ernie, you're a good soul:)
Mischa Barton....saw a picture of her the other day and I have to say she actually looked pretty good. I wonder how the hell she makes money these days, I don't think she's been working at all. (waits for Mischa's dlist job applications)
Matthew Lillard...if ever a make was to play Shaggy he was it.
Mary Lou Retton....it always amazes me to see people work at a sport where your career is basically over by the time you're 19.
Yakov Smirnoff...his career ended when the wall came down.
Gennifer Flowers....Genny was quite the little piece back in the day!
Neil Diamond...Neil's the MAN, I've grown to like his music more as I get older, great songwriter!
Aaron Neville..so uh uh uh uh ory not not so much with Aron
Jerry Maren...that's gotta be like 190 in regular size folks years!!!
Happy Bday sluts
Happy Birthday Ernie - Great actor and distinguished military service to boot!
HB Mary Lou Retton!
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 7:05am.
Heh, I've smoked up with one of today's sluts.
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I'm guessing it was with that dipstick Mischa Barton. Is she as dim, untalented and lacking in charisma as she seems on TV?
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Submitted by mike on Tue, 01/24/2012 - 7:05am.
Heh, I've smoked up with one of today's sluts.
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So you are tight with Neil Diamond? Cool.
Arlene M., I know how you like the Birthday threads so I'm leaving you a message: Come back, ignore the other shit.
And Happy Birthday to all sluts, and everyone, have a nice day.
HB Neil Diamond, too I guess. I had the soundtrack he did to "Jonathan Livingston Seagull" which was at the time a big hit book about a bird.
Ernest married Ethel Merman in 1964, and the marriage lasted 32 days. Here's the happy couple (what a blushing bride)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-yB3330NoqeY/ThV447yd5DI/AAAAAAACGMg/b3DPOp9Nn9...
Ethel is a Hot Slut in the heavens with St. Bea.
Happy B-Day Nastassa Kinski!! If there was ever a woman who was nothing but languid, cat-like sex appeal...
Happy B-Day Mary Lou Retton!! I remember vividly watching the 1984 Olympics. As much as it was little more than a USA strokefest, you were something to watch.
Happy B-Day Jerry Maren!!! The centre man of the Lollipop Guild!! Word has it those little people partied like maniacs during the making of TWOO - booze, drugs, orgies - the whole magilla.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Heh, I've smoked up with one of today's sluts.
Happiest of birthdays, too, to Mark Kozelek (Red House Painters, Sun Kil Moon), one the most talented singer/songwriters around.
SECRET TO OLD AGE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_PeLNzxNQ
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.