Monday, January 2nd 2012

Ellen Barkin In NYE Brawl With Cop

I was shoved by an NYPD cop on New Year's, too! He shoved my face out of the seat of his cop pants. I like cops.

Veteran actress Ellen Barkin claims she was "shoved" by a police officer on New Year's Eve. In the video below, you see Ellen cursing out officers about what she felt was an unnecessary arrest of Occupy Wall Street protesters. Wait, isn't Ellen Barkin the 1%? Look at her, defying her status in life and coming to the aid of the other percentage! In her defense, she DID play one of the best trailer park mommas going. She's done the research, and knows the life. Holy shit, I want a loop of that movie playing on my gravestone.

 Anyway, Ellen unleashed hell on her Twitter feed about the incident. Here's some heated Twats:

"Just threatened on my street by NYPD, cop shoved me, both hands, onto sidewalk..Is it a crime 2 stand in the street in NY? WTF is going on here?"

"I was trying 2 make my way 2 young girl they had thrown in2 the van.She was not a protester. Was not drunk. She was walking home"

“F--k all of u, Bloomberg & every1 goosestepping behind u”

When you made 40 mil from your divorce, you can tell the mayor of NYC to fuck off.

Ellen's director boyfriend Sam Levinson shot the video. So, uh, most straight guys I know would be up their with their lady trying to either A) pull her stupid ass off the street so the cops don't arrest her or B) backing her ass up because it's their girl. This guy ran behind a car and started taping. It's like the 21st century equivalent of putting your coat over a mud puddle so a lady can walk across!

The Post reports that, in the video, the cop says "Sidewalk, Miss" and Ellen retorts "Get your motherfucking hands off me". Cougar was wrought! If you Zapruder this shit, it doesn't look like a shove, exactly. It looks like mildly irritated cop wanted mouthy actress out of the street and was kinda guiding(?) her. He did turn her around. Fucked if I know, this was the mildest shit I saw that night. NYE in NYC is CRAZED. At one point, me and the mister were in the thick of the shit, unable to move, and a small Latina woman accused me of "rubbing up against her". Honey, unless you grew a dick, you're not my type. She actually screamed "I don't know why you touchin' me!" BECAUSE WE'RE A MILLION PEOPLE IN A VERY ENCLOSED SPACE! SOMEONE'S ARM IS UP MY ASS AND YOU DON'T SEE ME COMPLAINING! I like fisting, too.

Oh, and I'm off to Manhunt Daily once again. This was a fucking BLAST. I was honored as hell to cover for my blogging deity Michael K., and to work alongside talented bitches like the hilarious blogging angel Sweetas and Lahoma. I'm not sure what gender Lahoma is but I sort of hope it's like a cunty AI that Michael programs to cover "Hot Slut". Like Siri's bitch sister! You guys in the comments are rad. Yeah, some of you hated my ass and compared me to AIDS (I think I actually read that) but I did see some of you write some nice shit about me. You pierced my numb shell and ignited  a spark of gratitude in my heart, kids. Thank you.

Posted by: J. Harvey


shandi's picture

So because she is Ellen Barkin she thinks she can just interfere when a cop is making an arrest? Stay out of it, Ellen! The cop was just trying to get her out of the way and keep her from interfering in something that was NONE OF HER DAMN BUSINESS! He had every right to politely ask her to walk away and to "guide her". She needs to get over herself.

Entertainment Weekly, a few weeks back, listed her as 'someone to watch on Twitter'. Why? Because she is so damn rude. Lots of people are rude on Twitter, but she is downright crude and rude. That's no reason to follow her.

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God, I l hate Ellen Barkin. Another old Hollywood hag who refuses to grow up. AND SHE'S A 1 PERCENTER FOLKS.

I had to go find the login info for this site. I knew there was a reason I joined months ago and then never commented. It was so I wouldn't have to wait again to tell you that I enjoyed your posts a lot J. Harvey. I'll try to brave the naked men if that's what it takes to read more of your stuff.

On topic, if I put my hands on someone and moved them they would be furious. No reason for a cop to do that unless they're subduing a suspect that's being arrested. The cop was a bully.

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All I can say is that is not police brutality. She is lucky she was not arrested for being stupid. You don't swear at a cop unless they are abusing their authority.

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you are as memorable & mesmerizing as you are correct, miz flatts. -he felt the rake of your claws and silently savors the honor.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 10:03pm.

Oh for fucks sake. I did not compare him to AIDS, what I said, EXACTLY was :

Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:03am.

Jesus Christ. I was passing on all the "guest bloggers suck" bullshit because it so doesn't matter, but this motherfucker is embarrassingly bad. Sweetas is doing fine, Lahoma is passable but J. Harvey being some sort of advertisement for another site is like HIV being an enticement for AIDS. This shit (cuntafasse? Fucking really?) Is painful.
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Oh, and funny how he gets 5000 compliment posts, but the only one that gets directly put into a main post is a taken-out-of-context insult. But no, he's not looking for sympathy or more ass-kissing, not at all...

::nosarc:: I agree with your assessment. He just hit on the fag hag bullet points of talking about dicks and pretending to be drunk at 10am. Meandering points and totally unreadable. ::nosarc::

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Submitted by Miss Malevolent


I don't think it's a point of people remembering where they come from, but the hypocrisy of a bunch of rich privileged people telling another group of rich privileged people that they should share the wealth with disgruntled underprivileged people, and they're not sharing any of their wealth or opening up their gated communities to the unwashed masses.

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Dog made it that point. You can't say that everyone that is a 1%'er or well-off can't relate to being without. Plenty of people come from nothing and they remember it.

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Oh for fucks sake. I did not compare him to AIDS, what I said, EXACTLY was :

Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:03am.

Jesus Christ. I was passing on all the "guest bloggers suck" bullshit because it so doesn't matter, but this motherfucker is embarrassingly bad. Sweetas is doing fine, Lahoma is passable but J. Harvey being some sort of advertisement for another site is like HIV being an enticement for AIDS. This shit (cuntafasse? Fucking really?) Is painful.
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Oh, and funny how he gets 5000 compliment posts, but the only one that gets directly put into a main post is a taken-out-of-context insult. But no, he's not looking for sympathy or more ass-kissing, not at all...

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt

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I've enjoyed your posts, J. Harvey. You are basically fluent in snark. Hope to see you back here one of these days!

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You have a wonderful night too Doggie! Happy New Year, and hearts back at you!

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Congrats, PSL. Honestly, keep up the good work. I'm going to go take dinner out of the oven and slop the family.

Have a great night! (I can't do hearts on my laptop but I'm sending one with my mind)

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As soon as I quit smoking, everything seemed to fall into place. It was weird....8 weeks today, by the way! :)

I really appreciate your support. Seriously. :) xoxoxox

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PSL, that's awesome. WOW. Isn't it amazing the turns our lives take?? I'm really glad for you. Keep it up! :-)

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Thanks so much Dog! That is so sweet...this year should be! My job is now almost full time (I am making the money I want), and I am teaching on Saturdays again! Between that, and my babysitting gigs Sat nights, I should be just fine! Actually start paying people back, and maybe even get ahead for once!

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PSL, we were in a bad way for a bit but not in those areas. I remember when you were at the end of your rope and I felt so bad for you but look at you now! I hope 2012 is even better for you!

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Doggie, I am glad you weren't in that financial position. I've been there, and it sucks!

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For whatever reason the cops arrested the girl that was in the van, let the court decide what her fate is. She's just pissed 'cause somebody told her what to do. This is not abuse from what I see.

I can't believe I almost got to go to New Year's Eve in New York this weekend, and then my friend had to work and couldn't drive up there with me at the last minute:( We still had a kickass party out here anyway.

Kudos to Ellen for telling that cop to go fuck off, so many of them abuse their power and deserve to be told off just like that..

" "Just threatened on my street by NYPD, cop shoved me, both hands, onto sidewalk..Is it a crime 2 stand in the street in NY? WTF is going on here"

Liar

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You can see how the cop is intimidating her by walking towards her and she's having to back up (with his 3 backup buddies in tow). Then even after she turns around to walk away, she's pushed along like she has wheels? When she confronts him (speaking calmly) about it, he's just a rude ass that walks away.

I don't get an impression that she was in any way inticing or fabricating anything.

Thank you blueangel, and more thanks for correcting the word "safe" for me ;)

I get jumpy when it comes to people talking shit about cops/FF's/Veterans etc... The residents where I live are cold ass bitches. They bitch FF's have Cadillac Insurance plans, NO they don't fucker, it costs $704 (actual $ out of pocket) every two weeks and it's a basic plan, and for dealing with Hep C, HIV et al. My personal favorite is "Why do they need the fire truck AND the ambulance at car accidents, it's a waste of taxpayers money!" Because it takes four people to run a code, and there's only two on each truck although the standard on a truck is four! The FF's here this year did not have churches bring them holiday food as they always did (and that is finebecause others need it more) but what sucks is that they are not allowed to drive to the fucking store 4 blocks away to buy food because resident think it wastes their taxpayer money. I brought every fire station in my county honey baked ham etc for Christmas because they had nothing (they were told last minute n food)

My dad fought in Vietnam, this is why he never tells anyone, because people always give him shit for just doing his job. A policeman here that was a good friend of mine for many years was killed last year by a punk ass kid. I get sick of people automatically asking what the cop did wrong first thing. Meanwhile, the punk's facebook account showed how much he hated authority (photos, quotes etc...)

I looked at that video and this ho is not being manhandled by the cops. I don't know if that girl needed to be put into the van or not, but after hearing this one lie about being manhandled, I need more information than what she said.

Sorry for the rant whores...

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she was a super-cunt before the $ and she's a worse cunt now....cops should have cuffed her and thrown her in the van too - but they were prob bored with her big mouth and over it, I hate upper east side cunts.

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In the meantime the general brainwashing is showing its effect and the majority of Americans have slowly given up on their natural right to be treated with respect by authorities.

Being shouted and tasered by the police, like we were living in perpetual war time, is an accepted way to feel "protected and served" in the US. Perhaps it's not a wrong feeling, considering that the US are incessantly involved in a war somewhere.

People are still proud of their remaining "freedom of speech"…though this is mostly understood as having the freedom to bash celebrities on the internet.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 12:37pm.
Yeah, some of you hated my ass and compared me to AIDS
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*gasp* NO! NOT HERE! NO ONE HERE WOULD EVER SAY THAT!
(no surrsly I'm sorry you had to see that and I'm sorry it made me laff)
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Ha ha, me also. Disgusting cuss that made me LOL for some time.

All the fill in bloggers did great, glad MK is back but nice to have the variety. Well done all.

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No, J Harvey. THANK YOU!!!!

And please come again. Love your bitting wit and caustic recountings.
It is all fun fun FUN!!!!

And Happy New Year to you!!!
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Submitted by tojo on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 3:21pm.

Sucky! Click on the Manhunt Daily link, scroll to the bottom of the page where the Manhunt Daily Blogroll is and you'll see...Naked Pictures of Your Dad!!!!

You're welcome...
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ahahahahh Thank you!!!!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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Sucky! Click on the Manhunt Daily link, scroll to the bottom of the page where the Manhunt Daily Blogroll is and you'll see...Naked Pictures of Your Dad!!!!

You're welcome...

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Submitted by Lutrelle on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 2:27pm.
Who?

She's an actress and a whiny old bag.

"I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter"-Gabby Johnson

that has to be the most egregious case of police helping an old woman cross the street i have ever seen.

that has to be the most egregious case of police helping an old woman cross the street i have ever seen.

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J. Harvey, LOVED all your "dirty talk," Bitch, you are hilarious! Rubbing up against her, second that, SHE wishes! Please come back here soon babe... Manhunt, hell yeah!

MK hope you slept all day, Now, GET your ASS up, blogging from bed doesn't count!!

"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK

Amen to the following statement from evilshoe-

"Fuck this entitled bitch. She's just as bad as some of the 99% who bash the police and firefighters. I especially hate the fuckers who say firefighters/police make too much money when they don't know shit about the job or the continuing education with it along with how much police and firefighters have to spend time away from their families to keep their ungrateful asses safe."

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Cheers for everything J.Harvey exept the Manhunt Daily links as they've had me wanking myself into oblivion! ;)

coca's picture

Occupy Wall Street protesters should camp out in front of Barkin's townhouse. She'll let them use one of her dozen bathrooms any time of the day or night and never call the cops on them.

Lutrelle's picture

Who?

chlyn's picture

Thank you, J. Harvey, for sating our appetites for cheeky, crude snark! Please come back again!

sonne's picture

I hope you'll be back, J. Harvey, and next time bring some of those hot rugby guys.

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Holy shit, a Drop Dead Gorgeous link on the D. Fucking YAAAASS! You've been hilarious, J Harvey. I'll have to start reading Manhunt Daily instead of just lookin at the pretty pitchurs now.

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Tyroan's picture

Je t'adore, Ellen... fuck tha police!

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J. Harvey thanks for keeping us entertained while MK was away, you are one funny bitch and I look forward to reading more from you in the future!

I am not really familiar with Ellen Barkin so I don't know if she is really serious about issues like this or not. But I do think it's good when someone famous is able to help shine light on important issues that otherwise may be ignored or overlooked.

As for the police thing. I can't watch the video so I don't know exactly what happened, but police shouldn't use unnecessary force on people for no reason. I think there are good cops and bad cops. You can't say ALL of them are one way or another. I actually went to school for criminal justice for a year and could not believe some of the people in my class who were going to become police officers in the future. These people bragged about driving drunk, torturing animals, and doing drugs. On the other side there are police officers that really do care about people and making a difference. I have been in situations where I needed police assistance and they were very nice and helpful and made me feel safe.

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Someone should tell people and especially dumb celebs that think they are above the law that you DONT MESS WITH COPS WHEN THEY ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF CONDUCTING THEIR BUSINESS. And with that I dont mean taking a crap, but things like arresting, apprehending or securing premises etc. What the fuck is wrong people? Did she think she could flaunt her fame card and have the police offer treat her right? Cops dont have time for this kind of crap. Not that i agree with what they do to protesters but you really never wanna mess with a cop on duty and in the middle of something.
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So long JHarvey! It was fun while it lasted, made the MK withdrawls more bearable. Hope you're not a stranger to the D! BTW y'all need to add Dlisted to the manhunt daily blogroll... I'm sure it's just an oversight ;) AND who compared you aids?!?! I swea uh some people... *side-eyes Sucky*

Welcome your rested nono back MK! Though I'm sure it got some Italian sausage action...

Sweetas and Lahoma y'all did aight as well ;)

Happy new year hookerz!

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Awwwwwwwwwwwww :( Who compared J to AIDS?
You did a great job Mr. Harvey.

My only question about the OWS crowd is, did their employers allow them time off work, or did they have to quit?

I have a friend who took part here in town. He has 2 jobs and would only be able to lend himself a couple of hours a day (he still needed sleep after all) but he felt it was important to lend his support.

As for Ellen B, pretty sure most people read this and thought "Who?" before the memory jog.

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"Brawl"????? LMAO! She should be embarrassed.

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PSL, thank you for your concern but I wasn't speaking from experience. I just have friends who have been having a really bad time during the recession. :-)

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Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 12:54pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 12:39pm.
Wow. Police are allowed to chuck you in a van if you're drunk and/or protesting? O no. That's not scary.

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I know, no one is talking about that issue, about the folks being loaded into a cop van; it just gets reduced to entitled rich lady/Hollywood actress versus selfless working-class cop, which sidesteps two issues: possible police abuse and the diversity of the protesters. Plus, she is hardly yelling at him.
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The girl they chucked in the van wasn't DRUNK or PROTESTING. She was tryna go home.

That shit happened here. This guy was trying to go to WORK. FOR THE CITY!!! And he got chucked in a cell with no bed and no blanket for 36 hours. They gave him a sandwich.

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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 10:06am.

Submitted by Dog on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 9:36am.
You have no idea what it's like to have to choose between paying your utilities or putting food on the table, wondering how you're going to pay your mortgage, or hoping you'll have enough subway fare to get to work until your next paycheck.
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I'm sorry you've been in that position. Sad.

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I haven't. Try again.

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Whoever commented about Beyonce, I Googled it, she's still with pillow.

Fuck this entitled bitch. She's just as bad as some of the 99% who bash the police and firefighters. I especially hate the fuckers who say firefighters/police make too much money when they don't know shit about the job or the continuing education with it along with how much police and firefighters have to spend time away from their families to keep their ungrateful asses save.

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