Wednesday, December 21st 2011

Kuntrashian Krap Made By Child Slave Laborers

I know, I know, I'm infecting your screens with two Karkrashian posts in a row and it feels like you just snorted Louisiana amoeba water straight from the tap, but I'll make it up to you with a video of an elusive unicorn pug in his natural habitat.

Auntie Kathie Lee Gifford obviously taught the Kardashians the tricks of the child slave labor trade, because the cover of Star Magazine (via Radar) this week is all about how many of their shit products are made by tortured 16-year-old slaves in the Guangdong region of China. It's bad enough that child slaves have to suffer by being forced to look at those trash faces and spend hours wondering why us dumb Americans seem to worship mutated warthog rectums with eyelashes like tiny spider dicks, but Charles Kernaghan, the executive director of Global Labour and Human Rights, says that the sweatshop workers are also forced to work 84 hours a week without breaks.

When human rights groups investigated several of the factories, they found sweatshop workers making products for K-Dash, the Kris Jenner Kollection and Shoe Dazzle. The non-air-conditioned factories smelled like an ass tampon marinated in asparagus piss (aka the scent of Kim's dead soul) and the workers only made $1 an hour. They also had to pay their bosses for food and rent, leaving some of them with only $15 a month. Charles also added:

“The Kardashians are in bed with some pretty bad people. (Ed note: Aaaand it made them STAAAARS!) Not only are celebrities like the Kardashians taking advantage of these workers, they are holding hands with a government that spits on democracy and women’s rights.

Kim has been very fortunate, but it’s time for her and her family to treat these workers with respect. Kim, for example, could say, ‘It ain’t going to be all about me, me and me.’ (Ed note: Kim can't legally say that. It says so in goat's blood on her contract with the devil.) She could do something and not leave behind a broken mess of women and children. If she took a stand and said, ‘I want to manufacture my products in Chicago or Los Angeles, where I can ensure people humane conditions,’ she would be taking the right stand.”

When asked for a response, Pimp Mama Kris said, "Those little brats who are slaving away to make whores who don't work at all richer are making a dollar a day?! A dollar of my money? Didn't Sally Struthers say that you can feed a child for like ten cents or something? Why aren't we paying them ten cents? We need to move operations to Sally Struthersville or wherever there's ten cent workers. Khloe, Khloe, stop waxing your tongue and get on it!"

In happier news, MSN reports that the Kardashian Kollection for Sears is a failure. There is hope after all.

UPDATE: A spokeswhore for the Kuntrashians responded with this: "This is the first we are hearing about it and take it very seriously as we would never condone this. We are presently investigating the situation."

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Submitted by VitaminF on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 11:50am.

I am afraid there would be no end to "Kardashians", may be this particular family will go away, then someone else will take their place. There was a time when everyone thought Paris Hilton was a indestructible whore. She faded away alright, but then there were Kate+8, Jersey Whores, Kuntrashians etc etc. This scum and slime will never leave Tv as long as the public has the appetite for trash. Unfortunately, many people do, in these though times, they are an easy escape.
What concerns me, there is a whole generation of young girls somewhere between 4-24 who growing up/grew up with Paris, Kim etc as their idols!! There is no hope for them. They are made to believe maximum whoreness equals to cash in the bank, no need to hit the books.

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That has been rolling in my mind for quite some time. Glad somebody brought attention to it.

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NDNchief's picture

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

When asked for a response, Pimp Mama Kris said, "Those little brats who are slaving away to make whores who don't work at all richer are making a dollar a day?! A dollar of my money? Didn't Sally Struthers say that you can feed a child for like ten cents or something? Why aren't we paying them ten cents? We need to move operations to Sally Struthersville or wherever there's ten cent workers. Khloe, Khloe, stop waxing your tongue and get on it!" --MK--

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I've said it before & this is the 4th-ish time I've said . . .

COMEDY GOLD. MK you're the bestest forever.

"A dollar of my money?" Pure P.I.M.P. talk

loopygorilla's picture

see this is what happens when you outsource to china, they sell you humans cheap.

and they got billions of them, so from the beginning they only make billions of dollars and before you know it, they have trillions and trillions of dollars of your money and they bemcome your bankers!!! silly americans.

as for these whores, if kim died whilst choking on a big black dick and a gut full of piss, i wouldnt shed a tear.

To hell with this trash slut part II. FFS
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Whatever's picture

No surprise. Of course these whores hire the cheapest help so they can get as much money as possible for themselves. Sick family.

LA me's picture

These fuckers KNOW what is happening in China when they outsource there. They don't give two shits and a piss if they will make money.

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LA me's picture

Yep...That was me....Shhhhhhhhhhhh don't tell
lol

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Submitted by LA me on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 2:37pm.
I used to be a shipping manager for a packaging and distribution company. We serviced Walmart, Target, Costco, etc. Some times when product wouldn't sell in the US they would try to ship it to Mexico. 9 times out of 10, if the product was "made in China" it was refused at the border and sent back.

did you just call TMZ?? heheh someone just called them and said this exact same thing!

LaChaylo's picture

Holy fuck.

I click on the Dallas Morning News website to check out the latest police reports because there's a ghetto bird flying in circles in my hood, and fuck me if Khloe isn't all over the damn homepage with several stories and pictures talking about her.

You'd think SHE was playing for the Mavs.

There is no god.

Anonymous101's picture

Now, now, all you jellis h8rz. I'm sure Kimmy is now borrowing LaToya's monocle, so that she can go to China and get to the bottom of EVERYTHING!! And PMK is feverishly trying to book a 10 grand a night hotel suite in Shanghai, as we speak.

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Happy Holidays to you too, Khloe! And may you and your family GTFA for 2012!!

imk505's picture

These people don't care or have any feelings of remorse because they are psychopaths.

Message In A Bottle's picture

Is anyone really shocked?

I also don't understand how they have a fan base...these whores need to fade away like Wonky!

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LA me's picture

I used to be a shipping manager for a packaging and distribution company. We serviced Walmart, Target, Costco, etc. Some times when product wouldn't sell in the US they would try to ship it to Mexico. 9 times out of 10, if the product was "made in China" it was refused at the border and sent back.

Why is it that Mexico can tell China to "fuck off" and we don't have the balls to???

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Gigaboob's picture

Well, who didn't see this coming? I saw their hideous clothes at Sears the other day. NO ONE was going near them. Tacky leopard prints, I mean pretty much everything was leopard prints, faux leather, hooker boots. Who the fuck wants to look like them? Even if it was something nice I would be embarrassed to wear a dress from the House that Ray J's crook dick built

NonnyMouse's picture

In other words, "let's use these slaves for as long as we can, and when we're caught we'll play the victims."

18thCenturyFox's picture

Everything about American Apparel is wrong. I refuse
to support that horrid company run by that sleaze, advertised like low grade porn and stupidly expensive while managing to be both ugly and terribly made. Yes I feel strongly on this point.

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freshh66's picture

*ACCEPTS PRIZE* I'd like to thank Khloesquatch, without her many a'weave and waxing salons would cease to exist.

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BernardProfitendieu's picture

and let's never forget that predatory credit card those skanks tried to launch a couple of years ago

it had the highest hidden fees and interest rates of any credit card out there - a total attempt to take financial advantage of any "fans" they might have

when they got caught and had to close the card down, they also pretended they didn't know the details - it was the "first they were hearing about it"

this family of self-absorbed skanks needs to be BOYCOTTED IMMEDIATELY AND PERMANENTLY. Shut these losers down!

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Submitted by Phoebe on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 1:36pm.

The brain-eating amoeba would roll around wailing in hunger in a Kardashian skull.
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I can't even laugh at this. I'm no scientist, but I bet it's TRUE.

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Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 1:33pm.
@ sweet b - ewwww - used to love the Mirage. May have to wait until this K phase ends before I go back
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I know and the shit is called Kardashian Khaos (some shit with they misuse the K).

Thankfully we upgraded to another room and got a standard Mirage key...but yea it was disgusting all the promotion but the pay off what that not that many people showed up and no one bought any of that shit....so you should be fine by Jan 2012 =)

SallyTomato's picture

@sweet_b I was in Las Vegas too and was dying to know how that whole mess went. Thanks for the info!!

pixxxie's picture

Oh and i also worked in a factory and it didnt have a/c. Most dont..

pixxxie's picture

Big whoop. After i pay for rent and food i b arely had $15 dollars left either.. 16 yrs old is way different than child laborers who are like 8. I worked when i was 16

Phoebe's picture

The brain-eating amoeba would roll around wailing in hunger in a Kardashian skull.

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ubmitted by freshh66 on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 1:03pm.
What about all those underprivilaged kids in the basement sewing Khloe's discarded body hair into those ratty ass weaves they wear? Do they not deserve justice!?

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@ sweet b - ewwww - used to love the Mirage. May have to wait until this K phase ends before I go back.

Get Serious's picture

"we're currently investigating..." SUCH BULLSHIT. If the allegations are true, then one of 2 things is happening here: either they're lying about conditions they already knew about, or they stupidly are completely ignorant of how their own business works.

This happened before, with their "kardashian kard", the ultra hi-cost debit card that they were marketing to their database of fans. When details of how ruinous the card was to young peoples finances & how extreme the fees were came out & they were embarrassed by it, these whores immediately said "we had no idea about the details of the card" & immediately severed their ties with the company. What was lost on this was that, if this hadn't been publicized, they would have continued to happily market this outrage to their fanbase, so as to get paid. Again, either they lied about knowing about the deails of the card, or they stupidly signed contracts that they didn't bother to read. Either way, I hope they all die real soon; it'll be the only worthwhile contribution any of these whores make to society...

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 11:33am.
I know they just opened a highly publicized store in Vegas at the Forums Shopping and I'd bet anybody it's closed in six months.
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OMG I was in Vegas staying at the Mirage this past weekend and had no idea abotu this shit but yes they completely took over the hotel. When we checked they even had keys made with a picture of these whores *barfs*....the store has nothing but Kardashian t-shirts...the shit was like at 6pm and by 7:30pm it was completely empty...I was in Vegas for 5 days and never saw anyone inside of there...TOTAL WASTE!!

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Submitted by shandi on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 12:01pm.

What about Target? People are always ragging on Walmart when Target is basically the same kind of store, just a different logo and color scheme. Also, both Walmart and Target do carry a lot of made in the USA items. You just have to look for them. I will say it is hard to find clothing made in the USA in almost any store. We need to bring these jobs back to the USA (and then NOT give the jobs to illegal immigrants willing to work for less)

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AGREED!!!

Hekki's picture

Re: Neti pots. I think the risk of dying from amoebae in the water is miniscule.

Although when I was learning about neti, they always said to use boiled water. I also add a drop or two of tea tree oil and hydrogen peroxide to the salt water when I'm treating a sinus infection. It stings, but the infection clears up in a day or two.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 12:25pm.
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@SANS FARDS - First let me say thank you for you avie...YUMMY!

Secondly, I remember going to Miami a few years ago for my bday and my sisters went to that shit hole store and there were like two pairs of jeans, one dress, and fugly bedazzled top in that shit store with this HUGE posters of these 3 garbage pale kids who I'm guessing were Kourtney, Kim, and Harry Henderson. Same with the store in Calabasas (yes my sister dragged me there as well)...How in the hell does this store make any money.

Gardening Girl's picture

The only proper response for anything Kardasian is: FUCK THESE BITCHES!

Winnyfranfran's picture

Eh, I like Sears. In fact, I was in a Kmart on Black Friday and they were busy. I bought a Nintendo DS. Oh, and this family really sucks.

freshh66's picture

What about all those underprivilaged kids in the basement sewing Khloe's discarded body hair into those ratty ass weaves they wear? Do they not deserve justice!?

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"What bakery is this?"
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Gardening Girl's picture

Yeah, when are people going to get it that if its made in China that the people who put it together do so under shitty conditions for low pay. A friend of mine works for a shoe company that manufacters its shoes in China. He says they live at the factory and have no a/c. He HATES going there. Anyway, like the K Cunts care that people are getting shitty wages and work in bad conditons to produce their rags as long as they see a profit.

freshh66's picture

I lived in Bentonville AR for 3 years, yes it's ridiculously filled with ALL things Walmart. I HATE American Apparel! AA's clothing is so cheaply made with thin tacky fabric. Horrible quality. I bought a wrap dress and it fell apart after 2 washings in the delicate cycle! You'd think products made in the US would be a bit more substantial. The K's are a bunch of socialite hill people.
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"What bakery is this?"
"Zed's Bread baby, Zed's Bread."

""This is the first we are hearing about it and take it very seriously as we would never condone this. We are presently investigating the situation."

"We are presently investigating..."? If you're putting your name on a clothing line, how could you possibly not have looked into how it was being produced? I understand that tons is made in China and that I myself purchase those goods, but are people really so ill-educated about this stuff? The only answer I can come up with is that they simply don't give a shit.

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SANS FARDS's picture

Nobody likes their DASH Boutique in Miami, either:

http://www.yelp.com/biz/dash-boutique-miami-beach

(shocking, I know)

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Never question Bruce Dickinson!

Not only are they making money on the lives of slave laborers, they're ripping off high end designers such as Balenciaga, Botkier, YSL, Givenchy. Botkier slapped then with a cease and desist order forcing SEARS to remove one of their copycat bags from the store. Even if they wanted to move their operations to the USA they would be shut down as counterfeiters. They can only make money in places like China where noone cares if their counterfeiting bags on the backs of slave laborers. What's so ironic about all of this is that while they keep selling fakes to their idiot fans these Whoretrashians only own the originals and wouldn't be caught dead with the fakes. Has anyone seen any of them, outside of promotional work, wear any of this cheap tacky shit?

annobanano's picture

The crap at Sears that isn't selling (IKR, what IS selling?) is on racks that say "Klearance". Seriously.

crazyinjapan's picture

I think they thought, well, everybody else does it, so what's wrong with us hiring sweatshop children? They don't care.

Stan Hooper's picture

shandi -- So true. Target and a SLEW of Big Box stores are major culprits.

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Every time I go into KMart to buy my bladder control pads, I see Jaclyn Smith's horrendous shitty clothes still being sold. And they are always on sale and no one buys them. Good luck to the Kars if they think anyone will buy their cheap garbage.

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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 11:32am.
Submitted by skidmarx on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 11:24am.
I don't even think it would be possible to boycott products made in China. The Chinese are the ones who are financing our debt.
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It's possible. It won't be easy, but if we start making our own things and bringing jobs back home, we'll have a wider tax base and will be able to pay China back.
They artificially lower the value of the yuan, so that their goods are cheaper for us. Do you know that I paid more for Chinese souvenirs in China than I would in Chicago's Chinatown?

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We could all start by shopping at American Apparel.

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Never question Bruce Dickinson!

Another nail in the coffin.

shandi's picture

Submitted by saltydog88 on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 11:48am.

What I hate most of all is how Walmart tries to position itself as All American when most of their crap is made in sweatshops overseas. I know Walmart doesn't have anything to do with this story, but it is a much bigger company than the Kuntrashians.
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What about Target? People are always ragging on Walmart when Target is basically the same kind of store, just a different logo and color scheme. Also, both Walmart and Target do carry a lot of made in the USA items. You just have to look for them. I will say it is hard to find clothing made in the USA in almost any store. We need to bring these jobs back to the USA (and then NOT give the jobs to illegal immigrants willing to work for less)

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Stan Hooper's picture

Gotta give Kathie Lee props because unlike the Kardashians, 15 years ago, it was a dirty secret back then and Kathie Lee really attempted to get this changed, of course, with great failure. Shit hasn't changed. These bitches can now do what's called "due diligence" and track who and what their vendors do.

Shaming these famewhores is a bit of a stretch. Damn all of us.

Turns out the stuff is not selling in Sears. Closeout section is where these ladies are a hit. Bwaaaa.

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UPDATE: A spokeswhore for the Kuntrashians responded with this: "This is the first we are hearing about it and take it very seriously as we would never condone this. We are presently investigating the situation."

Ha! How is that an update from this!?:
When asked for a response, Pimp Mama Kris said, "Those little brats who are slaving away to make whores who don't work at all richer are making a dollar a day?! A dollar of my money? Didn't Sally Struthers say that you can feed a child for like ten cents or something? Why aren't we paying them ten cents? We need to move operations to Sally Struthersville or wherever there's ten cent workers. Khloe, Khloe, stop waxing your tongue and get on it!"

Bitches, all.

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VitaminF's picture

I am afraid there would be no end to "Kardashians", may be this particular family will go away, then someone else will take their place. There was a time when everyone thought Paris Hilton was a indestructible whore. She faded away alright, but then there were Kate+8, Jersey Whores, Kuntrashians etc etc. This scum and slime will never leave Tv as long as the public has the appetite for trash. Unfortunately, many people do, in these though times, they are an easy escape.
What concerns me, there is a whole generation of young girls somewhere between 4-24 who growing up/grew up with Paris, Kim etc as their idols!! There is no hope for them. They are made to believe maximum whoreness equals to cash in the bank, no need to hit the books.

saltydog88's picture

What I hate most of all is how Walmart tries to position itself as All American when most of their crap is made in sweatshops overseas. I know Walmart doesn't have anything to do with this story, but it is a much bigger company than the Kuntrashians.