It's That Time Of Year Again!
It's fall times, which means you'll soon have to move your late-night back alley blow job sessions to an outdoor patio with a heat lamp and it also means that year-round poser and the real reason why trees turn ginger in the autumn, Phoebe Price, hits that one pumpkin patch in L.A. to give the paps some tricks and treats. Done up like a piece of tangerine chicken at Panda Express, Chicken Cutlets melted the orange off of the pumpkins at the patch with her hot poses and she kept on pose pose posing until every paps' camera got cotton mouth of the lens. This is what Linus was really hoping to see when his ass waited for The Great Pumpkin!
Just when I start to think that there has to be something PP won't pose in, I see pictures of her posing sober in a damn children's wagon pulled by her mom Flora like she knows this is the shot that's going to make the cover of Vogue Cherynobyl. And it will. I can't wait until next month when PP poses in a turkey farm and the month after when she poses in a Christmas wreath farm. PP truly is her own walking calendar.
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The beautiful Phoebe in her Spirit Hood :) :)
Submitted by thegobbler on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 8:50am.
Tasteful? Damn. *throws out portfolio*
Submitted by mike on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 2:19pm.
Submitted by thegobbler on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 1:58pm.
Argh-next up: Tori Spelling and offspring at the pumpkin patch...
haha! you know the dlisted seasonal calendar
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A dlisted calendar! What an excellent idea. We can combine the usual celebrity pics we have come to know and loathe with tasteful nudes of dlisted posters...
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get harpooned bitch
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 5:51pm.
I remember only too fondly the summer of 2008.
http://www.moejackson.com/2008-warning-phoebe-price-wears-a-bikini-does-...
If only that dog could talk!
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Always Phoebe's best angle! :)
This looks like it was taken at the Malibu Pumpkin Festival... which is why Malibu property values dipped sharply after they found out chicken cutlets had invaded the neighborhood...
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I remember only too fondly the summer of 2008.
http://www.moejackson.com/2008-warning-phoebe-price-wears-a-bikini-does-...
If only that dog could talk!
This reminds me of a scene when Danny DeVito had his real life mother guest on "Taxi".
Phoebe: "Ma! I told you not to pull anything with your bad hand!" (Phoebe gets up and puts wagon handle in her mother's OTHER hand and sits back down.)
Since when are pandas striped?
The lady in the background also has some black & white geometric shit going on.
I do know that skunks are said to have the best camouflage in the (north american) animal kindom. SKUNKS! I saw it on Jack Hannah's Animal Adventures. There's some meaning here, but I can't grasp what it is.
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Phoebe!! Damn she needs a little tan. She looks cute here though w/ the pup. And how dumb is pushing a pumpkin cart around, re: that couple in the background??! It just looks funny.
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Dre,Eminem, Skylar- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA770wpLX-Q&ob=av3e
Those cheek implants are disgusting and her poses are lame! Just get a job already and disappear. You're NEVER going to be a star!
A vision of ginger loveliness, as always. :)
Phoebe's antics carry on I see... I haven't missed her one bit! Attention-whore.
I don't know whether to feel sorry for her mom or hate on her for trying to be a poor man's White Oprah.
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God, I fucking can't stand her. She's looking particularly slow in that stripey panda suit, or whatever it is. I wish Mama Price would come to her senses and push that wagon off of a canyon ledge while she has the chance.
The scary thing is she's bragged about having a gun, and she can't have the intellect above a second grader. And I'm talking third year second grader with paste poisoning.
She's pathetic. How long has she been at this? Has she ever been in ANYTHING? Is she only "famous" for being a wannabe? I hope reality sets in soon so she wont waste all of her parents money and get a job.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 1:30pm.
Submitted by Jintess on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 1:26pm.
My GUESS is that they sold the farm in AL to developers at a high price (which happened a lot in The South prior to the real estate bust) and are using the money so Phoebe can follow her dream.
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I know some folks from Texas who are still supporting their grown-ass daughter so she can follow her dreams in L.A. She's short, chubby and has a nursing degree. But she's gonna be in movies someday, dammit!!
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I agree with Ms. Ashton, just let her have her fun. I'm surprised that Prince Zsa Zsa wasn't there. He's usually lurking when Phoebe is around. Oh I forgot, he's running for Mayor!
Submitted by thegobbler on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 1:58pm.
Argh-next up: Tori Spelling and offspring at the pumpkin patch...
haha! you know the dlisted seasonal calendar
cripes...she's got her 100yr old mother not only pulling her dumb ass, but also carry the oversized bag too? Can we call her in on elder abuse?!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 2:09pm.
Jack, my gizzards a bit bloody @ the moment but you might enjoy it with lots of BUTTAH!!!!
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I SWAY-UH!! dis iz y we cant hab nice thangs!!!!
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
My, she's very...white.
I've tried to hate her, but I can't.
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Gizzard!!! Bwahahahhaaa! I love how she picked the gray lopsided derelict gourds to do her classic veggie boob pic this year.
Jack, my gizzards a bit bloody @ the moment but you might enjoy it with lots of BUTTAH!!!!
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"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Phoebe is fucking gorge. Say what you want about her, those are some smokin' cutlets...
Can you imagine when these Z-list celebrities get older? It's going to be one broke-down Sunset Boulevard, that's fo' sho'.
LMAO at sweetas!! Snowy, flash me yer GIZZARD!! hahahahahaha gross.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Meh @ that pumpkin patch and Boooo to thier letting brats ride poor ponies tied up and made to ride in a circle all damn day :-(
The pumpkin patch I went to Saturday is also in Oregon and is much better. You can buy pellets and feed the animals but not ride them. I fed a long haired llama some pellets while at the same time turning away and telling it "Please don't spit on me! Please don't spit on me!" :-D
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OMG Sweetassss is right, you can totally see her gizzard!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Argh-next up: Tori Spelling and offspring at the pumpkin patch...
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get harpooned bitch
Submitted by Few Words on Fri, 09/16/2011
christinethehoff: You are too god friggin' funny!!!
Oh lord....another one of my pet peeves. Honestly, if I see one more grown-ass woman in one of those stupid little animal hats and Uggs trying to look cute, I am going to throttle someone. Grown ass, dumb, attention-whoring fools.
Phoebester adores Michael K., so, I doubt she will ever go gently into the night if M.K. has anything to say about it.
She does have the cutest accent and she seems like a very sweet person so let the little freckle-puss have her delusions. It's not like she's hurting anyone.
*stabs eyes*
snowy - LMFAO!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
Who is this bitch and why is she being photographed?
M.E. I had to block her, the white, freckled chicken flesh in bikini pics she was posting non stop finally got to me!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
I actually like those animal beanie cap things.
I tried to steal Big D's angry birds one.
He wouldn't let me wear it. :(
honestly i've never seen this persons name anywhere else but DListed. is she MK's secret sugar mama or smth? he could start a new blog, devote it to her, and call it Plisted or whatever... actually please do... she isn't even ON a list, much less the dlist. if she ever gave decent train wreck i'd understand but she's always so 'meh', why bother?
I'm not feeling the optical illusion from hell get up, but she's got some sweet pumpkin gettin' shoes.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 1:29pm.
@guest- that is silent movie star, Miss Louise Brooks. :-)
ohhhh...as was your other avie. just read her wiki page...listening to the vid pandora's box right now. love that song. she was gorgeous.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
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snowy - you should know everything about her, you are FB friends with her after all! LMAO!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 1:36pm.
WTF is she even dressed as
Ahahaha idk, prison panda??
jack lmao she tries to give upskirt a couple of times...
http://dlisted.com/node/43685/images/phoebe_price_20_wenn3550302.jpg and http://dlisted.com/node/43685/images/phoebe_price_26_wenn3550308.jpg
Why doesn't this have a Bitch Please tag? I can't believe she's got her mother (with the nice polyester long-sleeved blouse that buttons at the wrist) pulling her in the damn kids' wagon.
People are going to go home and call their friends and relatives -
"Seriously, you aren't going to believe this shit - there was this weird slutty white chick with orange hair.."
That is so fucking weird. I'm reading a book about Chernobyl RIGHT NOW!
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Her little headdress reminds me of when Ben Stiller killed the panda in Tropic Thunder.
http://www.cnngo.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/240x135/Ben_Stiller_...
AHHHHHHHG!!!!!!!!!!! fucking poser... HATE. Look, you annoying motherfucker if you are gonna continue to give us the stupid DUR face while posing with yourself, your dog and every damn inanimate object you can find at least have the goddamned courtesy of giving us a decent upskirt.... shit.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Danke mike and Louise :)
Must be nice I guess. Still, cannot believe she's making mommy pull.