Nice Try, Jared Leto
Here's precious lesbian lady Jared Leto posing from the tips of his Chanel polished finger nails to the bottom of his ten thousand dollars sneakers and up to his pomade-slathered locks while thinking that he's the bright shining star of this shot. Jared is thinking that everybody else is just seeping into the background the same way the leave-in conditioner seeped into his pit bushes that morning (to keep them sparkly and fluff), but the ho is wrong!
If there's one person who can beat Jared's "maintenance worker at the Tokio Hotel" look in the glamour game it's a seasoned beauty who isn't even trying. Enter homegirl stage right.
Frosted eyeshadow in her signature shade that makes her eyes look like they've been crying out Pegasus saliva - CHECK!
Eyes that aren't even 5% dazzled by the beautiful robo nymph from Blade Runner standing to her left - CHECK!
Hair that looks like the ready-to-wear version of Dracula's double beehive - CHECK
Jared gets credit for poking holes in his tank so his nipples could breathe, but other than that, bitch didn't have a chance!
Here's more of Jared thinking he's the prettiest girl in the room with Terry Richardson at the YSL show in Paris today.
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Awn! the old lady looks so sweet. :)
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for someone pushing hard on 40 he sure looks pretty, but why is he the only ho who never gets a peen shot slipped on the net?
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
I think that's Glen Close sans fards.
Submitted by toni on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 11:16am.
Is that his mom? They have the same face.
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I thought the same thing.
I also think that he and Terry Richardson have *some* kind of thing going on. Jared looks like his douched-up slave-boy.
Jared Leto, Johnny Depp... I guess being a creepy, shady, well-connected photographer has its perks.
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WORDS MEAN NOTHING, fashion speaks volumes. -MK
Is that his mom? They have the same face.
yes, yes I would. HARD.
Wow, CZJ is literally draining the life out of Micheal Douglas... while turning him gay.
I'd still hit it. Who cares what he wears as long as I can get him naked.
I think that painted lady is Jared's Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come.
@ Submitted by TriptheLight on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 2:44am.
T-time with Terry - I'm crying - LOL.
Who is that Gary Oldman's Dracula looking He/She?
hmmm...is that see through nipple shirt the item keeping jared from not aging?
and i really do not want to know what a "terry richards" is...
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Isn't that nice old lady on stage left?
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i wanna know why he is everywhere too,he must be responsible for some serious darksided shit,just look at that creepy fuck!
Why is Terry Richardson everywhere now!?
He looks like he'd be a real douchbag if you met him in person. The kind of person who thinks he's too good to talk to you. I can't stand men who look exactly like women and claim they're straight. That's straight up lie-telling.
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Submitted by big balls on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 7:27pm.
i have this beautiful vision of terry t-bagging this guy later on the same evening....
(thanks uncle terry...)
I choked on my gum. lol I'm sure Uncle Terry has a drawer full of slightly out of focus, lit by one lone basement light bulb, POV Polaroids of each t-bagging. The coffee table book needs to come out. The title: "T-time with Terry" scrawled across a blk + white pic of his nuts dipped in a tea cup next to a half eaten cookie.... I put way too much thought into this.
...I'd buy it.
Gator needs his gat, you punk-ass bitch!
Isn't that Gary Oldman as Dracula in the background?
Submitted by LMA618 on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 9:05pm.
Wrong Said Fred.
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LMFAO!! Thanks. : )
So, since it wasn't James Franco, did we ever find out whom the BI actor that raped his BF was?
Totally off topic, just "curious"... And my Spidey Sense just ASPLODED!
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I would if I was drunk. But he would have to take off the glasses and leave before sunrise.
little rascal,my eyes!rapist looking sick fucks,shit
Terry R. father was an infamous fashion photog back in the day. Unfortunately,he suffered from schizophrenia and ended up homeless on the streets for a few years. Before he passed away he was able to get it together before his death and he ended up helping Terry get gigs in the photo/advertising world. It all started with VICE magazine which only 10-12 years was hardly known yet was already creating that hipster, creeper scene. Terry worked with them on an underground level and the rest as you can see is history of creeperdom
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Save it for your Linkedin profile, bitch!
I am beyond hoffified
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They're creepy all right. Check out Jared and Terry Richardson posing together in their underwear:
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2007/03/jared_leto_weight_transformatio...
For the first time ever, I can say "I'd hit it" about Jaredleto. Nice body, and I just love hot guys who have the guts to wear something a douchey and borderline gay as that shirt. I love how it turns off so many people, and they don't give a fuck because they know they are hot enough (Mike Lohan, you are deluded if you think this applies to you). Still not crazy about the face, but that's what sunglasses and pillowcases are for.
(singing) Tank... for the mammaries...
That's #illuminati.
-Commander William T. Riker of the Starship Enterprise
lol MK i want some of whatever you're on...
Why is Larry Merchant with him?
This bastard has the body of a 17 year old! I really need to start starving myself.
He really is aging deliciously, isn't he.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
creepy motherfuckers,all three of them goddamn pervert photographer gives a lot of sandwiches to a lot of people
this fucking douche reminds me of the guy i was seeing before i met the husband. he thought he was so fucking cool and good looking. dude snorted down the coke like no ones business. im pretty sure leto is doing the same. c'mon who hangs with terry richardson while completely sober. he's a creepy creepster that takes black and white pictures. big fucking deal.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
Should be at least roughed up for thinking he is so fucking cool. Fucking Gross on someone that age.
What a poser.
Wrong Said Fred.
OK, so it's obvious he's gay. Can we just all agree that anyone who dates Cameron Diaz has something to hide. Perennial bachelor Matt Dillon... Justin Timberlake... Good pal and frequent co-star Tom Cruise... Rumored to have canoodled w/Bradley Cooper and Paul Sculfor (also "boyfriend" of Hollywood serial beard Jennifer Aniston).
Note to publicists - it's getting pretty obvious. Blake Lively and Leonardo diCaprio. Really???
He's just too sexy for his shirt, that's all.
come on he look really good for 39, better than good, guy hasn't changed a bit since i remember him, so he can wear whatever he wants if you ask me.
i wore the same tank top in 1996 but mine was lime green instead, i still have it in my closet and have a laugh at it, like omg what was i wearing in the 90's?..i still fit into it too,lol..
I see Jared is rockin the Tony D'Annunzio look from Caddyshack.
http://www.myspace.com/anthonydannunzio/photos/202096
He still looks really young. It can't be due to healthy living...I'm sure he snorts coke like nobody's business. The way he looks is trying *REALLY* hard for 19, let alone 30fucking9!!! He and Bill Kaulitz would make a beautiful couple.
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Douchechill!
A random guy wearing a similar shirt once asked me out at a bar. I turned him down.
i have this beautiful vision of terry t-bagging this guy later on the same evening....
(thanks uncle terry...)
Holy fuck at first glance I thought that was STB Mrs Kutcher with a slicked back ponytail.
I'm fuckin confused.
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There's something queer about his appearance, which I can't quite identify.
Leto can lezz it up and fight the hetero hot all he wants--he's not fooling anybody.
Stop this nonsense and go make movies, Sweetie. You're a good actor (just not here).
Should that young lady be walking around in public wearing a see-through top without a brasierre?
Brazen hussy.